Astro-Not is a questline featuring Astronaut Barney.
Quests[]
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Astro-Not Pt. 1
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Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda Make Moe Serve Drinks Make Barflies Drink at Moe's
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12h 10h 8h
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100 10
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Barney
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Astro-Not Pt. 2
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Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life Make Barflies Drink at Moe's
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60m 8h
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100 10
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Barney
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Astro-Not Pt. 3
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Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream
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8h
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100 10
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Barney
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Astro-Not Pt. 4
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Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off
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4h
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100 10
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Barney
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Dialogue[]
Astro-Not Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?
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We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...
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Think bigger! The world is your oyster!
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Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!
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Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!
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A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.
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Astro-Not Pt. 2[]
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Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!
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I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.
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I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?
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In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?
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Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?
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What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?
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Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.
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Astro-Not Pt. 3[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.
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Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.
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Why give your money to those fancy college types?
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What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?
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You guys aren't being very supportive.
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After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.
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Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.
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All Objectives Started[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.
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All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.
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Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.
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Astro-Not Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!
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Barney, are you drunk? What happened?
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Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!
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What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!
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It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.
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Drinks on *hic* me!!!
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