Around the World was the first main questline for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Around the World Pt. 1 Make Homer Fear Theme Parks
Make Frink Try to Build a Deathbot*
6s
6s
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 2 Build the Airport 6s Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 3 Tap Tourists (x5) - Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 4 Tap on Norbert - - Auto
Around the World Pt. 5 Build the Tourist Information Center
Use the Tourist Information Center
6s
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 6 Tap Attractions in Other Springfields (x3) - Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 7 Build the SkyCredits Reward Center 6s Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 8 Purchase an Item at the Reward Center - Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 9 Make Apu Sell Gauloises Cigarettes
Make Ned Wax His Mustache
Make Lisa Practice Miming
Make Homer Drink Wine With Breakfast
4h
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Around the World Pt. 10 Make Ned Puzzle Tourists
Make Apu Sell Tourists “Pâté”
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Around the World Pt. 11 Make Homer Try to Persuade Selma to Date a Tourist 4h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Around the World Pt. 12 Make Ned Cook Dinner for a Tourist 4h Cash100
Experience10
Homer

*Only appears if the player has unlocked Professor Frink

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Around the World Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png The success of Evergreen Terrace's fake Chinese festival has given me a fantastic idea.
Quimby Smug Icon.png We make a bunch of little “worlds” - ChinaWorld, FrenchWorld, whatever - and pull in tourists who can't afford to go to the real places.
Marge Icon.png Like “Hepcat Center” in that Florida theme park I keep forgetting the name of.
Homer Icon.png Or like “Westworld” without the killer robots.
Professor Frink Icon.png If it's deathbots you want, I have a self-aware toaster that's in a pretty bad mood.

Around the World Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon.png How are tourists supposed to get to Springfield, anyway?
Lisa Nagging Icon.png We're surrounded by impassable mountains, empty ocean, and an endless featureless plain.
Homer Icon.png We could build an airport.
Quimby Happy Icon.png Perfect! The construction companies that fund my campaigns are ready for a boondoggle.
Quimby Embarrassed Icon.png I shouldn't say things like that out loud. Still, is it really news I'm corrupt?
You got a free land token. Buy land to redeem it.
 
— System Message.


Around the World Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png This is great. The airport just opened, and already the town is full of tourists.
Quimby Smug Icon.png I paid an air traffic controller twenty dollars to divert every plane within five hundred miles here.
Moe Icon.png Smart. Now, let's tap these tourists like maple trees for their sweet out-of-town syrup.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tourist (Male) Icon.png Hey, how come everyone here keeps tapping us tourists?
Snake Icon.png Watch out. It's how they distract you while they steal your wallet.
Tourist (Male) Happy Icon.png Thanks, friend!
Snake Icon.png Tap. Yoink!!

Around the World Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png Our town is being flooded by American tourists who want to enjoy our cut-rate collection of fake foreign worlds.
Lisa Sad Icon.png But the airport security lines are endless, and planes are stuck on the runway because there aren't enough gates...
Quimby Smug Icon.png As usual, Springfield's triumph is America's nightmare.
Milhouse Excited Icon.png Look! My uncle Norbert Van Houten, the international adventurer, just landed in his biplane.
Norbert Icon.png When I heard you had a nice big airport, I knew I could finally fly in.
Milhouse Confused Icon.png But you said you once landed your plane on a Tibetan field the size of a postage stamp.
Norbert Sad Icon.png Riiight, that story. Well, if you'd had a postage stamp here, I would've come sooner!

Around the World Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tourist (Male) Icon.png Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to some of the famous sights of Springfield?
Tourist (Male) Happy Icon.png I hear there’s a Volcano Lair, a Ghost Pirate Ship, and Giant Mechanical Ants.
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Could be. Depends if Skyfinger was willing to pony up for premium items.
Homer Guilty Icon.png Also, they tend to get moved around a lot.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Some say a giant baby in the sky gets hold of our world and randomly slides things around while pooping.
Quimby Icon.png Maybe. But maybe we just need a Tourist Information Center.

Around the World Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Shocked Icon.png These tourists aren't spending moolah at my bar.
Moe Sad Icon.png They're just hanging around the airport trying to get flights outta here.
Quimby Icon.png Good luck with that. I have flocks of geese flying around the airport to prevent departures.
Quimby Confused Icon.png But maybe we should go on a fact-finding mission to other Springfields, to see how they are encouraging tourism.
Quimby Smug Icon.png Wives not allowed on mission!
Passport now available in the store.
 
— System Message.


Around the World Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Springfield Airport is once again number one… in flight delays and lost luggage.
Lisa Worried Icon.png There's a mountain of lost bags behind the airport.
Quimby Embarrassed Icon.png Perhaps I shouldn't have given the baggage-handling contract to the company that does city trash compaction.
Homer Icon.png Well, as long as the original owners will never, ever get their stuff back, might as well trade it in for SkyCredits.

Around the World Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Proud Icon.png Use your SkyCredits to buy fabulous gifts or airline miles.
Quimby Smug Icon.png Although certain travel blackout days apply.
Quimby Icon.png Actually, you can only use SkyCredits to fly on February 29 of a “century leap year”.
Quimby Smug Icon.png So see you in the skies on February 29, 2400!
You don’t have until 2400? You should probably use your SkyCredits right now, at the SkyCredits Rewards Center.
 
— System Message.


End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Happy Icon.png We are doing a great job collecting tourists' pins and stealing their luggage.
Quimby Icon.png But believe it or not, tourists want more than that from a travel experience.
Quimby Proud Icon.png It's time to open Springfield's FrenchWorld, a celebration of the glories and beauty of France.
Lisa Icon.png Where shall we put it?
Quimby Smug Icon.png I think there's space between the tire fire and the garbage dump.

Around the World Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png To make Springfield's FrenchWorld seem authentic to tourist rubes, we have to try and be as French as possible.
Quimby Proud Icon.png Everyone, do what you would do if you were French!
Moe Icon.png Finally, a use for my rudeness and addiction to garlic.

Around the World Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png Bon diddily jour, touristereeno. Care to take a walk around our “strolly sepulchre”?
Tourist (Male) Icon.png He's definitely French. Completely incomprehensible.
Apu Icon.png Who would like to sample my genuine, French pâté?
Lisa Icon.png Apu, how wonderful you made something so fresh and natural.
Apu Embarrassed Icon.png Actually, I just ran my hot dogs through the Squishee machine.

Around the World Pt. 11[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon.png How much longer is this French thing going on? I'm tired of wearing a striped shirt and playing the accordion.
Quimby Icon.png The tourists love it. Keep honking your squeeze box!
Tourist (Male) Icon.png I do love it, but what I really want is what every man seeks in Paris... love.
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png If I set you up on a date, can I stop playing the accordion?
Tourist (Male) Icon.png Seems fair.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Selma, I got an adventure for you…

Around the World Pt. 12[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Sorry, Mr. Tourist, Selma refused to go on a date with you.
Tourist (Male) Icon.png I'm filled with ineffable sorrow. Crank up the accordion.
Homer Icon.png But I did find you someone else who's willing to offer companionship.
Ned Icon.png Hey there, mon ami. Care to spend an evening in Flanders' fields?
Tourist (Male) Icon.png Well… that moustache *is* pretty amazing.
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