Around the World was the first main questline for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Around the World Pt. 1
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Make Homer Fear Theme Parks Make Frink Try to Build a Deathbot*
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6s 6s
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 2
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Build the Airport
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6s
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 3
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Tap Tourists (x5)
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 4
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Tap on Norbert
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-
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 5
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Build the Tourist Information Center Use the Tourist Information Center
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6s -
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 6
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Tap Attractions in Other Springfields (x3)
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-
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 7
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Build the SkyCredits Reward Center
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6s
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 8
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Purchase an Item at the Reward Center
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-
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 9
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Make Apu Sell Gauloises Cigarettes Make Ned Wax His Mustache Make Lisa Practice Miming Make Homer Drink Wine With Breakfast
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4h 4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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Around the World Pt. 10
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Make Ned Puzzle Tourists Make Apu Sell Tourists “Pâté”
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Ned
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Around the World Pt. 11
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Make Homer Try to Persuade Selma to Date a Tourist
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4h
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100 10
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Homer
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Around the World Pt. 12
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Make Ned Cook Dinner for a Tourist
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4h
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100 10
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Homer
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*Only appears if the player has unlocked Professor Frink
Dialogue[]
Around the World Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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The success of Evergreen Terrace's fake Chinese festival has given me a fantastic idea.
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We make a bunch of little “worlds” - ChinaWorld, FrenchWorld, whatever - and pull in tourists who can't afford to go to the real places.
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Like “Hepcat Center” in that Florida theme park I keep forgetting the name of.
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Or like “Westworld” without the killer robots.
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If it's deathbots you want, I have a self-aware toaster that's in a pretty bad mood.
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Around the World Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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How are tourists supposed to get to Springfield, anyway?
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We're surrounded by impassable mountains, empty ocean, and an endless featureless plain.
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We could build an airport.
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Perfect! The construction companies that fund my campaigns are ready for a boondoggle.
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I shouldn't say things like that out loud. Still, is it really news I'm corrupt?
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“
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You got a free land token. Buy land to redeem it.
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”
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— System Message.
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Around the World Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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This is great. The airport just opened, and already the town is full of tourists.
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I paid an air traffic controller twenty dollars to divert every plane within five hundred miles here.
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Smart. Now, let's tap these tourists like maple trees for their sweet out-of-town syrup.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Hey, how come everyone here keeps tapping us tourists?
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Watch out. It's how they distract you while they steal your wallet.
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Thanks, friend!
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Tap. Yoink!!
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Around the World Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Our town is being flooded by American tourists who want to enjoy our cut-rate collection of fake foreign worlds.
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But the airport security lines are endless, and planes are stuck on the runway because there aren't enough gates...
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As usual, Springfield's triumph is America's nightmare.
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Look! My uncle Norbert Van Houten, the international adventurer, just landed in his biplane.
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When I heard you had a nice big airport, I knew I could finally fly in.
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But you said you once landed your plane on a Tibetan field the size of a postage stamp.
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Riiight, that story. Well, if you'd had a postage stamp here, I would've come sooner!
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Around the World Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to some of the famous sights of Springfield?
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I hear there’s a Volcano Lair, a Ghost Pirate Ship, and Giant Mechanical Ants.
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Could be. Depends if Skyfinger was willing to pony up for premium items.
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Also, they tend to get moved around a lot.
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Some say a giant baby in the sky gets hold of our world and randomly slides things around while pooping.
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Maybe. But maybe we just need a Tourist Information Center.
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Around the World Pt. 6[]
Character
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Dialogue
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These tourists aren't spending moolah at my bar.
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They're just hanging around the airport trying to get flights outta here.
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Good luck with that. I have flocks of geese flying around the airport to prevent departures.
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But maybe we should go on a fact-finding mission to other Springfields, to see how they are encouraging tourism.
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Wives not allowed on mission!
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“
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Passport now available in the store.
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”
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— System Message.
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Around the World Pt. 7[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Springfield Airport is once again number one… in flight delays and lost luggage.
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There's a mountain of lost bags behind the airport.
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Perhaps I shouldn't have given the baggage-handling contract to the company that does city trash compaction.
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Well, as long as the original owners will never, ever get their stuff back, might as well trade it in for SkyCredits.
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Around the World Pt. 8[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Use your SkyCredits to buy fabulous gifts or airline miles.
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Although certain travel blackout days apply.
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Actually, you can only use SkyCredits to fly on February 29 of a “century leap year”.
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So see you in the skies on February 29, 2400!
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You don’t have until 2400? You should probably use your SkyCredits right now, at the SkyCredits Rewards Center.
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”
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— System Message.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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We are doing a great job collecting tourists' pins and stealing their luggage.
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But believe it or not, tourists want more than that from a travel experience.
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It's time to open Springfield's FrenchWorld, a celebration of the glories and beauty of France.
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Where shall we put it?
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I think there's space between the tire fire and the garbage dump.
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Around the World Pt. 9[]
Character
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Dialogue
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To make Springfield's FrenchWorld seem authentic to tourist rubes, we have to try and be as French as possible.
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Everyone, do what you would do if you were French!
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Finally, a use for my rudeness and addiction to garlic.
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Around the World Pt. 10[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Bon diddily jour, touristereeno. Care to take a walk around our “strolly sepulchre”?
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He's definitely French. Completely incomprehensible.
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Who would like to sample my genuine, French pâté?
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Apu, how wonderful you made something so fresh and natural.
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Actually, I just ran my hot dogs through the Squishee machine.
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Around the World Pt. 11[]
Character
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Dialogue
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How much longer is this French thing going on? I'm tired of wearing a striped shirt and playing the accordion.
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The tourists love it. Keep honking your squeeze box!
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I do love it, but what I really want is what every man seeks in Paris... love.
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If I set you up on a date, can I stop playing the accordion?
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Seems fair.
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Selma, I got an adventure for you…
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Around the World Pt. 12[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Sorry, Mr. Tourist, Selma refused to go on a date with you.
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I'm filled with ineffable sorrow. Crank up the accordion.
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But I did find you someone else who's willing to offer companionship.
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Hey there, mon ami. Care to spend an evening in Flanders' fields?
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Well… that moustache *is* pretty amazing.
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