"Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!"
"My thoughts exactly. Who’s Arnie Pye?"
"I am. You know, “Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky”... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke."
"Oh, right -- Duffman."
"No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you’ll have to get out of my helicopter – it’s not rated to lift your load."
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.2[]
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"Hey, it’s the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?" "Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye." "Let’s go for a walk. Maybe we’ll give Kent Brockman’s house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn."
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.3[]
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"This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!"
"Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street." "But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?"
"That’s sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?"
"I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well… just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp."
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"What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!"
"Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven."
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.4[]
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"This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold." "I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I’ll use that time to do something productive." "Like ride my “large man scooter” to Gulp ‘N’ Blow!"
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.5[]
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"Pye?! You’re not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better."
"Oh, Kent, I’m so sorry – you didn’t hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years."
"But that would mean… twenty-five thousand people?"
"Try twenty-five million people. I’m a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who’s played you on SNL, Kent?"
"Nobody yet. But I’ve always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly."
"Pfft, he’s not even a regular! So there’s no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream’s as dead as your anchor job."
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"When he’s not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie “Armaggedon”." "Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!" "Besides, Arnie Pye’s viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it’s over. Dead." "As Dead as Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it."
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.6[]
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"What?! I’m being replaced as anchor?"
"Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you’re making an idiot out of yourself." "But the good news is… there’s a giraffe loose on the Odgenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!"
"(Sigh)"
Trivia[]
When sending Arnie Pye to do the Do a Traffic Report or Do a Sky Harness Interview. It creates the similar visual of when Santa Homer does the Fly Santa's Sleigh task and Norbert Van Houten when he does the Fly Loops task where the charcater will occasionally fly over the Player's Springfield.