Another Brick in the Firewall is a side questline released on April 7, 2017, for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Russ Cargill.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 1 Make Russ Cargill Make Back Door Deals 60m Cash100
Experience10
Russ Cargill
Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 2 Make Russ Cargill Read Up on Basic Internet Security 60m Cash100
Experience10
Russ Cargill
Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 3 Make Russ Cargill Lose His Mind 60m Cash100
Experience10
Russ Cargill
Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 4 Make Russ Cargill Learn the Horrors of Social Media 60m Cash100
Experience10
Russ Cargill
Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 5 Make Russ Cargill Launch "News Entertainment" Websites 60m Cash200
Experience20
Russ Cargill

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Russ Cargill Icon.png What's with all these ideological groups cropping up all over the place?
Russ Cargill Annoyed Icon.png Most of these jokers get ahead by stomping all over the environment. Well, it's time the E.P.A. stomped back!
Russ Cargill Annoyed Icon.png Ethics be damned! We're going to protect the environment so hard, the Koch brothers will go solar!

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Russ Cargill Happy Icon.png Contacts made, money played, my plot engaged... and not one person will have a clue to what's going on.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png I do. And so does everyone sitting near you at the public library.
Russ Cargill Surprised Icon.png What?!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png You left yourself signed in on the computer, man. There's only forty-six people left on the whole internet who don't know about your secret plans.

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Russ Cargill Surprised Icon.png This is a security nightmare!
Russ Cargill Surprised Icon.png Springface, Viewtube, Instaspring, the E.P.A.'s plans are available to anyone with a functioning clicker finger!
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Villains never learn to keep things to themselves. Today's typical over-sharer posts a thousand things while they're still sitting on the toilet.
Russ Cargill Sad Icon.png You again?! How did you get in here?
Bart Happy Icon.png Just a heads up, your physical security is as bad as your cyber security.

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Annoyed Icon.png Stop stalking me, man. You know it's not cool for adults to follow kids around, right?
Russ Cargill Surprised Icon.png But I need your help! I've exposed myself to all kinds of Snap-Chatters and Tweeters who insult me with short misspelled quips!
Russ Cargill Sad Icon.png And what the hell is a meme? And how do I stop myself from becoming one?!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png All right, dude, I'll help you out.
Bart Scary Story Icon.png But beware I'm introducing you to everything from pop-up ads, to Viewtube comments, to the darkest, dankest trolls in the business.

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Russ Cargill Happy Icon.png Social media is inspiring... and horrifying... and inspiring!
Russ Cargill Happy Icon.png People will believe everything they read... even if it contradicts the thing they just read!
Russ Cargill Happy Icon.png I just have to pump out enough fake news to completely obscure the truth.
Russ Cargill Happy Icon.png The E.P.A. plans will be so secret, even I won't know the truth from the lies!
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