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Angelic Fury is a side questline that was released on December 5, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the character Angel Lisa.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Angelic Fury Pt. 1 Make Angel Lisa Try to Restore Order
Make Flanders Speak in Tongues
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Angel Lisa
Angelic Fury Pt. 2 Make Angel Lisa Get the Dirt on Springfield 4h Cash100
XP10
Angel Lisa
Angelic Fury Pt. 3 Make Angel Lisa Give Proclamations on High 4h Cash100
XP10
Angel Lisa
Angelic Fury Pt. 4 Make Angel Lisa Offer Up a Prayer for Patience 4h Cash100
XP10
Angel Lisa
Angelic Fury Pt. 5 Make Angel Lisa Deliver Divine Judgment 12h Cash200
XP20
Angel Lisa

Dialogue Edit

Angelic Fury Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px Greetings! I come to you from on high, with heavenly blessings and a message of hope for all true--
Homer Mouthfull Icon Next house over. You want Flanders, right?
x100px Uh... right. 744 Evergreen Terrace?
Homer Mouthfull Icon This is 742.
x100px Oh, my bad. Sorry about--
Homer Mouthfull Icon *slams door in angel’s face*
x100px *walks next door* Ned Flanders?
Ned Shocked Icon *shrieks* *speaks in tongues* *faints* *wakes* *shrieks* *faints again*
x100px Hoo boy.

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Character Dialogue
Ned Surprised Icon Forgive me, heavenly angel! I'm not worthy of this visit!
x100px Oh, please. If anything, you’re overqualified. You could loosen up a bit, morally speaking, and still be a five-star candidate.
x100px Seriously, we’ve had to relax heavenly standards a ton these days. Take advantage. Live a little.
Ned Shocked Icon I’m getting lifestyle advice from one of the Lord’s own! *begins speaking in tongues*
x100px *sigh* Know what? I’m gonna get a bite to eat while you settle down. See you in an hour.

Angelic Fury Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px We have a lot of work to do, Ned. You five by five?
Ned Shocked Icon *still speaking in tongues*
x100px *sigh* I hate to do this, but you give me no choice. *slap*
Ned Dreamy Icon I just had the best idea for a TV show. I call it, “Slapped by an Angel.”
x100px Great. I’ll talk to the man upstairs about greasing the wheels with the network.
x100px Listen, I need you to tell me everything about the people of this town. Specifically, I need dirt.
Ned Sad Icon I hate to be a Loose-Lipped Larry about my friends and neighbors, but if heaven wills it...

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Worried Icon Let me first say how much I love and respect my neighbors and all the good they bring into my life.
x100px Uh huh. Get to the dirt.
Ned Sad Icon I’ve always said it -- there’s nowhere I’d rather be than Springfield!
x100px Tell you what. I’m going to say some stuff, and if you disagree with any of it, raise your right hand.
x100px Springfield is chock full of the most selfish, thoughtless, bizarre, greedy, inconsiderate heathens around. They need a swift kick in the backside, every one. Right?
Ned Icon *remains perfectly motionless*
x100px Gotcha.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Angelic Fury Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px Now that I have a more accurate picture of Springfield, I'm ready to dish out some custom-made proclamations.
Ned Happy Icon Before you fly off, could I get a photo of you with the boys?
x100px *sigh* Sure. Quick, though, okay? Time is short.
Ned Worried Icon I never know whether to set the flash on “auto” or what. Let me think, let me think, let me think...
x100px Know what? Angels can’t be photographed. I forgot to mention -- we’re like vampires that way. So... see ya.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px People of Springfield, harken to my words!
Rev. Lovejoy Surprised Icon Whoa, whoa, whoa. Any communiqués from above are supposed to go through me.
x100px Yeah, well, I’m not exactly a Presbylutheran.
Rev. Lovejoy Sad Icon Really? I always suspected we might not be the true faith. Too laissez-faire. Not enough damnation and holy vengeance.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon Okay, so what church ARE you from?
x100px I am from no one faith. Yet I represent them all. For all is one in God’s eyes.
Rev. Lovejoy Annoyed Icon *fake sneeze* Cop out!
x100px What did you say?
Rev. Lovejoy Icon Nothing. *whistles innocently*
x100px Please, just listen! They'll be time for questions and comments after I finish proclaiming.
Homer Annoyed Icon What’s happening here? Is this some church thing? I gave last month.
x100px I’m not asking for money.
Homer Guilty Icon Good. Because I don’t have any on me.
x100px You have forty-eight dollars in your wallet. But that’s not important. Will you people just listen for five minutes, please?

End Edit

No dialogue.

Angelic Fury Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px Hear my words! “God grant me the serenity to--”
Homer Happy Icon If we’re asking God for ANYTHING, I think number one should be turning every drop of water in town into wine.
Ned Worried Icon *laughs uneasily* Homer, that's a thing that Jesus does. They're different people, you know.
Moe Icon Plus, if we had no water, I think we’d die, right?
Homer Happy Icon Yeah, but what a way to go!
x100px Can we get serious, for a moment. PLEASE?!
Homer Annoyed Icon It’s just a thought. I have a TON of great ways to put God to work around here. For example...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px *exhales deeply* Those meditation classes the apostles recommended really help with my anger management. Now then--
Homer Annoyed Icon If God really is all powerful, then how come vegetables don't taste like meat?
Ned Angry Icon Homer, we don’t question the will of--
Homer Annoyed Icon Either make them good-tasting, or give us taste buds that THINK they’re good-tasting. There. I’ve given Him two easy outs.
Homer Annoyed Icon Take your pick, God. I’m waiting...

Angelic Fury Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how desperately most people wish an angel would appear before them?
x100px Just so they could KNOW what to believe, instead of having to rely on faith?
x100px Do you know how lucky you are?
Homer Annoyed Icon WE’LL BE LUCKY WHEN VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE ICE CREAM. NOT BEFORE!
x100px That does it!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
x100px *exhales deeply* I feel much better. A little smiting really brightens the day.
Ned Shocked Icon *rolling on the ground speaking in tongues*
Homer Blort Icon *in a state of shock*
x100px *snaps fingers* Come on you two, that wasn't even me at my worst.
x100px *sighs* Oh forget it. I'll just tell the man upstairs that everyone was too busy with church and charity to hear anything I said.
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