Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.
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I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library?
What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
*sigh*
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2[]
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Aggggggh! Help!
Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
You did say one "haw".
That's worse than none at all!
I need somewhere to hide!
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Aggggggh!
Aggggggh!
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3[]
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Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
I think so. Are you a real girl?
No.
In that case I screamed for nothing.
Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
You've got a deal!
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4[]
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Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
How did you know my name?
I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5[]
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Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats.
Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there.
And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
*sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
I will bend this world to my will!
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6[]
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I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
Uh... Sorry.
I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment.
I will destroy you all!
Again, in a financial sense.
And thanks for showing me around.
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