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Android in the Dungeon is a premium questline released on August 30, 2016, during the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires LadyBot.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1 Make LadyBot While Away the Years 8h Cash100
XP10
LadyBot
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2 Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies 8h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3 Make Milhouse Free LadyBot 8h Cash100
XP10
Auto
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4 Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World 4h Cash100
XP10
LadyBot
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5 Make LadyBot Threaten the World 8h Cash100
XP10
LadyBot
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6 Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially 24h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse

Dialogue Edit

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Sad Icon Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
Professor Frink Icon Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
LadyBot Icon But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
Professor Frink Icon That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
Professor Frink Icon Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Icon I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library?
LadyBot Sad Icon What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
LadyBot Sad Icon *sigh*

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Surprised Icon Aggggggh! Help!
Nelson Icon Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
Jimbo Icon You did say one "haw".
Nelson Icon That's worse than none at all!
Milhouse Scared Icon I need somewhere to hide!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Surprised Icon Aggggggh!
Milhouse Surprised Icon Aggggggh!

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Icon Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
Milhouse Worried Icon I think so. Are you a real girl?
LadyBot Icon No.
Milhouse Sad Icon In that case I screamed for nothing.
LadyBot Icon Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
Milhouse Icon I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
LadyBot Icon Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
Milhouse Icon You've got a deal!

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Icon Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
Milhouse Icon That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
LadyBot Icon Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
Milhouse Icon How did you know my name?
LadyBot Icon I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Sad Icon Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
LadyBot Icon The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats.
Milhouse Icon Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there.
Milhouse Icon And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
LadyBot Sad Icon *sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
LadyBot Threatening Icon I will bend this world to my will!

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
LadyBot Icon I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
Milhouse Worried Icon Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
LadyBot Icon What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
Milhouse Icon Uh... Sorry.
LadyBot Icon I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
Milhouse Icon That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
LadyBot Icon You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
LadyBot Icon I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment.
LadyBot Icon I will destroy you all!
LadyBot Icon Again, in a financial sense.
LadyBot Icon And thanks for showing me around.

End Edit

LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!
 
— System Message.


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