Alpaca Lips Now

Alpaca Lips Now is a side questline released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires Crazy Cat Lady, as well as her costume: Crazy Iguana Lady.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1	Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas	12h	100 10	Crazy Cat Lady
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2	Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady	4h	100 10	Crazy Cat Lady
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3	Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady	8h	100 10	Crazy Cat Lady
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4	Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas	12h	100 10	Crazy Cat Lady

Character	Dialogue
	Ugh-laiira-lahua!!
	I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk.
	She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas.
	So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here.

Character	Dialogue
	Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg!
	I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil.
	Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside?
	I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off!

Character	Dialogue
	Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr!
	If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians.
	Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase.
	Yeariar! Raiirar!
	She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians.

Character	Dialogue
	Yeeriarr...
	Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy.
	It happens. What if we just focus on glazing?
	Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian.
	I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier.
	Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away!