Alpaca Lips Now is a side questline released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires Crazy Cat Lady, as well as her costume: Crazy Iguana Lady.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1 Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas 12h Cash100
Experience10
Crazy Cat Lady
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2 Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady 4h Cash100
Experience10
Crazy Cat Lady
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3 Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady 8h Cash100
Experience10
Crazy Cat Lady
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4 Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas 12h Cash100
Experience10
Crazy Cat Lady

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Ugh-laiira-lahua!!
Homer Icon.png I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk.
Marge Icon.png She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas.
Homer Icon.png So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here.

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Crazy Iguana Lady Surprised Icon.png Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg!
Lisa Icon.png I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil.
Homer Icon.png Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside?
Lisa Icon.png I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off!

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Crazy Iguana Lady Surprised Icon.png Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr!
Homer Icon.png If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians.
Marge Icon.png Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase.
Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Yeariar! Raiirar!
Homer Icon.png She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians.

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Crazy Iguana Lady Sad Icon.png Yeeriarr...
Homer Icon.png Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy.
Marge Icon.png It happens. What if we just focus on glazing?
Homer Icon.png Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian.
Marge Happy Icon.png I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier.
Homer Icon.png Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away!
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