Alpaca Lips Now is a side questline released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires Crazy Cat Lady, as well as her costume: Crazy Iguana Lady.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1
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Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas
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12h
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100 10
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Crazy Cat Lady
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2
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Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady
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4h
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100 10
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Crazy Cat Lady
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3
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Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady
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8h
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100 10
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Crazy Cat Lady
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4
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Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas
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12h
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100 10
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Crazy Cat Lady
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Dialogue[]
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Ugh-laiira-lahua!!
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I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk.
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She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas.
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So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here.
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg!
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I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil.
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Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside?
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I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off!
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr!
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If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians.
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Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase.
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Yeariar! Raiirar!
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She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians.
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Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Yeeriarr...
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Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy.
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It happens. What if we just focus on glazing?
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Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian.
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I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier.
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Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away!
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