| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
|
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1
| Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas
| 12h
|  100
10
| Crazy Cat Lady
|
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2
| Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady
| 4h
| 100
10
| Crazy Cat Lady
|
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3
| Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady
| 8h
| 100
10
| Crazy Cat Lady
|
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4
| Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas
| 12h
| 100
10
| Crazy Cat Lady
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Ugh-laiira-lahua!!
|
|
| I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk.
|
|
| She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas.
|
|
| So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg!
|
|
| I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil.
|
|
| Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside?
|
|
| I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr!
|
|
| If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians.
|
|
| Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase.
|
|
| Yeariar! Raiirar!
|
|
| She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Yeeriarr...
|
|
| Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy.
|
|
| It happens. What if we just focus on glazing?
|
|
| Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian.
|
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| I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier.
|
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| Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away!
|
100 
10
