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Alpaca Lips Now is a side questline released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires Crazy Cat Lady, as well as her costume: Crazy Iguana Lady.
Quests 
Edit
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1 | Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas | 12h |  100  10
| Crazy Cat Lady |
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2 | Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady | 4h | 100 10
| Crazy Cat Lady |
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3 | Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady | 8h | 100 10
| Crazy Cat Lady |
| Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4 | Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas | 12h | 100 10
| Crazy Cat Lady |
Dialogue Edit
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Ugh-laiira-lahua!! |
| I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk. |
| She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas. |
|
| So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here. |
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg! |
| I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil. |
|
| Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside? |
|
| I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off! |
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr! |
|
| If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians. |
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| Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase. |
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| Yeariar! Raiirar! |
|
| She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians. |
Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Yeeriarr... |
|
| Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy. |
|
| It happens. What if we just focus on glazing? |
|
| Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian. |
| I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier. |
|
| Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away! |
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