Alley's Well that Ends Well

Alley's Well that Ends Well
Event	Tap Ball 2015 Event
Level Required	6
Release Date	July 3, 2015
Number of Quest	1

Alley's Well that Ends Well is a limited time short questline unlocked when the player builds the Alley McBalls. It was released on July 3, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 2.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Alley's Well that Ends Well	Make Bowlers Fight for Free Stuff (x10)	16h	100, 10	Auto

Dialogue

Alley's Well that Ends Well

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey, look! There's a new store in town. And it sells... bowling supplies."
	"Because there's a lot of bowling-supplies-only stores in the real world, right?"
	"Are we completely abandoning the idea that Springfield is IN ANY WAY based on real life? Is that what we're doing?"
	"Well, Alley McBalls' name IS a lame pun on a briefly-popular, late-1990s TV dramedy. That's pretty realistic, right?"
	"I give up. Just tell us what mission we're supposed to do at “Alley McBalls”, and we'll do it."
	"Unless, of course, we pass out from laughing at that HILARIOUS NAME."
	"Well, it says we're supposed to make ten bowlers “Fight for Free Stuff.” But Moe, if you don't want to--"
	"No, I'm sick of caring! Let's just do this!"
	"Then afterwards, maybe I'll head over to “Boston Eagle” to buy some eagle food to feed my pet eagle."
	"That's all they sell there. It's also very realistic."
	"THEN... it's over to “Touched by an Angel Food Cake.” Guess what they sell?"
	"Moe, don't do this..."
	"ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX AND NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bowlers

• Apu
• Ned Flanders
• Moe
• Luigi
• Willie
• Sea Captain
• Mindy Simmons
• Brockman
• Wiggum
• Eddie
• Lou
• Reverend Lovejoy
• Helen Lovejoy
• Krusty the Clown
• Snake Jailbird
• Otto
• Princess Kashmir
• Lurleen

Trivia

• Patty and Selma aren't part of the bowlers, despite being shown on a bowling team in Team Homer.
  • Maude's Ghost doesn't appear neither, probably just because of the death of the character, and not the fact that she's a limited time character.