All My Sober Ladies is a premium limited time questline involving the character Duffman and his Lady Duff's costume. It was released on June 25, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Soccer Cup.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
All My Sober Ladies Pt.1 Make The Women Of Springfield Get Drunk (x10) 12h Cash100, Experience10 Duffman
All My Sober Ladies Pt.2 Make Lady Duff Promote Lady Duff
Make Homer Confront Lady Duff
Cash100, Experience10 Homer
All My Sober Ladies Pt.3 Make Lisa remove Lady Duff's Wig 6s Cash100, Experience10 Duffman
All My Sober Ladies Pt.4 Make Men Play Soccer (x11)
Make Women Play Soccer (x11)
Cash100, Experience10 Lisa
All My Sober Ladies Pt.5 Make Lisa Eavesdrop On Shady Dealings 12h Cash100, Experience10 Homer

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

All My Sober Ladies Pt.1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lady Duff Icon.png "Hey, girls! Haven't you ever wished there was beer just for us ladies?"
Lady Duff Icon.png "A smooth-drinking brew, lady-filtered from the freshest female hops and she-barley?"
Agnes Icon.png "Yes! This is all I've ever wished for!"
Selma Icon.png "You mean I can finally get drunk too, just like the fellas?"
Lady Duff Icon.png "As drunk as you like, sister! Passing out on the barbeque isn't just for the guys anymore."
Lady Duff Icon.png "It's time for women to stand up and demand equal inebriation."
Marge Icon.png "Finally! A transparent, meaningless beer-marketing campaign that's aimed at me!"

All My Sober Ladies Pt.2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "My Lady Duff marketing tie-in is a huge success! Every woman in Springfield is partying down 24/7!"
Homer Icon.png "Now to celebrate with a nice, home-cooked meal."
Homer Icon.png "Oh, Marge! Marge, my beautiful wife! I give you permission to cook for me!"
Bart Icon.png "She's at Moe's with all the other ladies, you dummy."
Homer Scared Icon.png "Are you saying that my marketing genius has cost me the woman who is entirely responsible for my care and feeding?"
Bart Icon.png "I'm a kid. I can't go to a bar."

All My Sober Ladies Pt.3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lady Duff Icon.png "Drink up, Duffettes! For too long, you have stood silently by while your men ruined their health and brains with beer. Now it's our turn!"
Homer Angry Icon.png "Everyone, put down your beers! At least one gender needs to remain sober, and it's not going to be men!"
Lady Duff Icon.png "Chill out, handsome. Guys can still enjoy the beer lifestyle."
Marge Drunk Icon.png "Homie, I finally understand the appeal of Moe's Tavern! Dance with me!"
Homer Sad Icon.png "No, Marge! Don't you see? You're falling for slick advertising. Beer doesn't make you cooler, or sexier. It only does that for guys!"
Lady Duff Happy Icon.png "Whoa! We're not going to listen to that, are we, gals? Keep partying! Keep partying forever!"
Lady Duff Icon.png "OH YEAH!!!!!!!"
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Wait a second..."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Lady Duff isn't even a woman. She's a Duffman!"
Duffman Sad Icon.png "That doesn't mean us girls... er, you girls... have to stop lady-partying, does it? Ah, I suppose it does."
Lisa Shouting Icon.png "See, Dad? I told you that if you let Tap Ball become just another way to sell advertising, you'd cheapen it."
Homer Sad Icon.png "You're right. Tap Ball has become a total joke. And yet, somehow it's still way better than your precious soccer."
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Oh yeah? Well in that case, the women in this town challenge the men to a game of soccer!"
Homer Confused Icon.png "I'm... not ENTIRELY sure how that follows from our previous discussion."
Homer Icon.png "Could pad this quest out with a few more missions, I guess. Very well, then. YOU'RE ON!!!"

All My Sober Ladies Pt.4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Okay, women. It's time to show those men who's boss!"
Miss Hoover Spacey Icon.png "Might I point out that we're all still a little drunk?"
Lisa Icon.png "If you can teach my class after you've been drinking, you can play soccer!"
Miss Hoover Spacey Icon.png "You know about that?"
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Yes, and it's something we should talk about. But not now! Let's make those men rue the day they challenged us!"
Marge Sleepy Icon.png "But YOU challenged THEM. And I'm still not sure of the logic behind it all..."
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Neither am I. It just kind of slipped out. But I'm still kind of angry for whatever reason, so... LET'S GET ‘EM!"

All My Sober Ladies Pt.5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png "I can't believe we lost 34-0."
Marge Sad Icon.png "Well, we didn't exactly get many calls. I didn't know soccer had a penalty called “icing.”"
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "You know what? It doesn't! I think this contest was rigged!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Coach Krupt, thanks for rigging the game for us. You're a spectacularly crooked referee."
Coach Krupt Icon.png "I'll be taking my payment now..."
Homer Icon.png "Here you go. One Bombardment ball."
Coach Krupt Happy Icon.png "Oh, yes. Yes oh yes oh yes. Come to Papa, sweet ball. BOMBARDMENT!!!!!"
Lisa Shouting Icon.png "Dad! You cheated! How could you?"
Homer Icon.png "It all starts with wanting to win. Then, you throw in a little lack of moral fiber, and sprinkle liberally with having no class whatsoever."
Homer Icon.png "Stir it all together and presto! You get a guy who's willing to sink to a new low, just to beat his daughter at a sport he hates!"
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