All Dressed Up... is a limited time questline that was released on September 24, 2014 during the Clown in the Dumps Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks Tuxedo Krusty.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
All Dressed Up... Pt. 1 Make Krusty Rent a Tux Online

Make Sideshow Mel Help Krusty Order Online

Krusty 12h
All Dressed Up... Pt. 2 Make Tuxedo Krusty Strut Around Town Tuxedo Krusty 12h
All Dressed Up... Pt. 3 Make Tuxedo Krusty Get a Free Drink

Make Sideshow Mel Ride Krusty's Coattails

Tuxedo Krusty 4h
All Dressed Up... Pt. 4 Make Tuxedo Krusty Demand Free Service Tuxedo Krusty 8h
All Dressed Up... Pt. 5 Make Tuxedo Krusty Rehearse with Mini-Ha-Ha Tuxedo Krusty 24h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

All Dressed Up... Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "I'm getting roasted this weekend. You know you've made it when a cable TV channel underpays strangers to insult you."
Sideshow Mel Icon.png "You must be thrilled. It's a huge honor."
Krusty Icon.png "No, a huge honor was the fat judge I saw after my DUI."
Krusty Embarrassed Icon.png "Is that a joke? I don't know anymore unless the audience "LAUGH" sign lights up."
Krusty Sad Icon.png "I gotta rent a tux. My old one ripped when I wore it for that "black tie kwon do" skit. It was funny until it got racist."
Get Krusty's Mansion in the store, so he can truly live like a one percenter. Available until Sunday!
— In Game Message
The Tuxedo has been placed in your inventory. You'll recognize it because... it's a tuxedo.
— In Game Message

All Dressed Up... Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "This tux ain't bad. I haven't worn one since my 4th wedding."
Sideshow Mel Happy Icon.png "I remember. Wonderful girl."
Tuxedo Krusty Disgusted Icon.png "If it was a wonderful girl, it wasn't my 4th wife. She tazed me on the honeymoon."
Sideshow Mel Icon.png "I remember that too. You ended up in a Caribbean hospital."
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "Which was where I met my 5th and 6th wives. That was a crazy week."

All Dressed Up... Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "I'm really turning heads in this tux. Now I see why Mr. Peanut dresses the way he does."
Sideshow Mel Icon.png "It does suit you. Going for the "gentleman's girdle" was clearly the right decision."
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "Yeah, except now my junk is stuffed tighter than a Tokyo subway car."
"It's time for me to cash in on looking half-decent..."
"...just like all my ex-wives did by marrying and divorcing me."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Good afternoon. From your outfit, I can already tell you are in the wrong store."
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "Yeah, as you can see, I'm pretty well off. So... what's free?"
Apu Icon.png "The Kwik-E-Mart corporation offers nothing for free. Even the employee bathroom is a pay toilet."
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "You can't say no to rich guys. That's how America works!"

All Dressed Up... Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sideshow Mel Icon.png "Krusty, just because you're wearing a tuxedo doesn't give you a free pass to act like this."
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "Great, another free thing I don't get."

All Dressed Up... Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png "I'm looking good, I've stolen good jokes, it's an open bar — this night is lining up perfectly."
"And for a show stopper, I have a tiny clown hiding in my pants."
"It's bad for him, but still better than his life in the country he escaped from."
"As long as there's developing countries, I'll have pants clowns. God bless you, global economy!"
Tune in this Sunday to see how things go for Krusty. Spoiler alert – the day after Sunday will be Monday!
— In Game Message

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