All Dressed Up... is a limited time questline that was released on September 24, 2014 during the Clown in the Dumps Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks Tuxedo Krusty.
"I'm getting roasted this weekend. You know you've made it when a cable TV channel underpays strangers to insult you."
"You must be thrilled. It's a huge honor."
"No, a huge honor was the fat judge I saw after my DUI."
"Is that a joke? I don't know anymore unless the audience "LAUGH" sign lights up."
"I gotta rent a tux. My old one ripped when I wore it for that "black tie kwon do" skit. It was funny until it got racist."
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Get Krusty's Mansion in the store, so he can truly live like a one percenter. Available until Sunday!
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— In Game Message
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The Tuxedo has been placed in your inventory. You'll recognize it because... it's a tuxedo.
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— In Game Message
All Dressed Up... Pt. 2[]
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"This tux ain't bad. I haven't worn one since my 4th wedding."
"I remember. Wonderful girl."
"If it was a wonderful girl, it wasn't my 4th wife. She tazed me on the honeymoon."
"I remember that too. You ended up in a Caribbean hospital."
"Which was where I met my 5th and 6th wives. That was a crazy week."
All Dressed Up... Pt. 3[]
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"I'm really turning heads in this tux. Now I see why Mr. Peanut dresses the way he does."
"It does suit you. Going for the "gentleman's girdle" was clearly the right decision."
"Yeah, except now my junk is stuffed tighter than a Tokyo subway car." "It's time for me to cash in on looking half-decent..." "...just like all my ex-wives did by marrying and divorcing me."
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"Good afternoon. From your outfit, I can already tell you are in the wrong store."
"Yeah, as you can see, I'm pretty well off. So... what's free?"
"The Kwik-E-Mart corporation offers nothing for free. Even the employee bathroom is a pay toilet."
"You can't say no to rich guys. That's how America works!"
All Dressed Up... Pt. 4[]
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"Krusty, just because you're wearing a tuxedo doesn't give you a free pass to act like this."
"Great, another free thing I don't get."
All Dressed Up... Pt. 5[]
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"I'm looking good, I've stolen good jokes, it's an open bar — this night is lining up perfectly." "And for a show stopper, I have a tiny clown hiding in my pants." "It's bad for him, but still better than his life in the country he escaped from." "As long as there's developing countries, I'll have pants clowns. God bless you, global economy!"
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Tune in this Sunday to see how things go for Krusty. Spoiler alert – the day after Sunday will be Monday!