All Dogs Go to Jail was a limited-time questline released on February 13, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was succeeded by a short outro quest All Dogs Go to Jail Outro.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1 | Make Snake Refuse Handouts Collect Dog Treats (x100) |
4h - |
 100  10
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Auto |
| All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2 | Make Snake Raid Gloria's Pantry Collect Dog Treats (x200) |
4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
| All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3 | Make Snake Attend Taco Feast Collect Dog Treats (x200) |
4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
| All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4 | Make Snake Investigate the Dog Prison Collect Dog Treats (x250) |
4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
| All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5 | Make Snake Stage a Break In Collect Dog Treats (x300) |
4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
Dialogue[]
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Which dumpster should I dine out of tonight, Olive Garbage or Trasher Barrel? |
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Hey, scruffy dog. You want some of my food? |
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I have extra because my human is Comic Book Guy, and he's not very good at portion control. |
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There is nothing abnormal about eating a baker’s dozen baker’s dozens. |
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Some dogs just don't know how good they have it. But, sorry, I don't take handouts. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Hey Gloria, remember that hilarious joke I just told about not taking handouts? |
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What’s the gag? |
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The gag is how much I'm going to eat if you’re nice enough to share with me. |
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You’re in luck, my human just overflowed my bowl with Slim Jims. Snap into ‘em! |
Unlocks Shady and the Vamp.
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Wow, this is such a strange feeling. |
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What, gratitude? |
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No, being full. It’s been a while. |
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Man, Snake, how did you get so well fed? I've made this peanut butter jar lid last me days. |
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Oh, don't worry, I got us a hookup now. We don't have to worry about food ever again. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Here you go, mutts. Mutton for days! In kibble form. |
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I've never seen so much food in one place! You're the best, Snake. |
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Don't you think someone will notice this amount of food disappearing? |
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Have you seen the size of Gloria’s owner? He’s lost more food in his couch cushions than we could ever eat. |
Unlocks Dining Animals.
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Giving back to the other dogs tickled an itch I haven’t felt since that trip to the Amalflea Coast. |
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C'mon Snake, you've got to let us know your source. |
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I don’t want to spoil the gravy train. Or the nacho cheese train for that matter. |
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Hey, Snake, want to hang out? It’s Taco Tuesday and my human passed out mid-al pastor. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Snake, I think we should talk. |
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Not now, Gloria, I'm going to town on this burrito. |
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Uh, I think that’s Comic Book Guy’s socks... |
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*spits it out* |
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I think my human is noticing that he’s missing food. He’s scared because he’s losing weight. |
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Pft, what’s he gonna do? Last I checked I have no collar, which means I'm a free dog. |
Unlocks Springfield Dog Pound.
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Have I sniffed that pole yet? Better sniff it again, just to be sure. |
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There you are, you little mongrel. Come over here, you're spending the night in the slammer. |
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I never met a dog catcher who smelled worse than me. Good luck catching me! |
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Man, I’m a lot slower than I used to be. Gotta convince Comic Book Guy to buy organic. |
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Hey Snake! Who's your human friend? |
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I'll just take this lady dog then. That’s how dog catchin' works -- so long as I bring one to the pound Willie gets paid. |
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Gloria! I'll save you! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Gloria is in the hoosegow! |
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Who’s in the what-now? |
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She’s in the clink, the cooler, the greybar hotel. |
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Oh, the calaboose. Why didn’t you say that in the first place? |
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We've got to save her! |
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Do I smell a heist? No, that's Moe's butt. But count me in. |
Unlocks Bar Dogs.
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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If we all stick to the plan and do our job, we’ll walk out with Gloria. |
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And, you know, get our food hook-up back! |
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I'll keep watch outside while yous dogs get the gal. |
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I just dragged my butt along the ground. That’s gotta do something, right?! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Gloria! Our rescue mission was a success. |
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Rescue mission? They let me go because I have a human. |
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There’s something I need to tell you-- |
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Hey Gloria! |
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Who's this creep? |
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Oh, Snake, this is my boyfriend, Skinner. I’ve been meaning to introduce you. You two would totally get along. |
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*mournful howl* |
Unlocks Gloria.
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