All Dogs Go to Jail was a limited-time questline released on February 13, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was succeeded by a short outro quest All Dogs Go to Jail Outro.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1 Make Snake Refuse Handouts
Collect Dog Treats (x100)
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2 Make Snake Raid Gloria's Pantry
Collect Dog Treats (x200)
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3 Make Snake Attend Taco Feast
Collect Dog Treats (x200)
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4 Make Snake Investigate the Dog Prison
Collect Dog Treats (x250)
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5 Make Snake Stage a Break In
Collect Dog Treats (x300)
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Which dumpster should I dine out of tonight, Olive Garbage or Trasher Barrel?
Gloria Dog Icon.png Hey, scruffy dog. You want some of my food?
Gloria Dog Icon.png I have extra because my human is Comic Book Guy, and he's not very good at portion control.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png There is nothing abnormal about eating a baker’s dozen baker’s dozens.
Snake Dog Icon.png Some dogs just don't know how good they have it. But, sorry, I don't take handouts.

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Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Hey Gloria, remember that hilarious joke I just told about not taking handouts?
Gloria Dog Icon.png What’s the gag?
Snake Dog Icon.png The gag is how much I'm going to eat if you’re nice enough to share with me.
Gloria Dog Icon.png You’re in luck, my human just overflowed my bowl with Slim Jims. Snap into ‘em!

Unlocks Shady and the Vamp.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Wow, this is such a strange feeling.
Gloria Dog Icon.png What, gratitude?
Snake Dog Icon.png No, being full. It’s been a while.
Moe Dog Icon.png Man, Snake, how did you get so well fed? I've made this peanut butter jar lid last me days.
Snake Dog Icon.png Oh, don't worry, I got us a hookup now. We don't have to worry about food ever again.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Here you go, mutts. Mutton for days! In kibble form.
Barney Dog Icon.png I've never seen so much food in one place! You're the best, Snake.
Carl Dog Icon.png Don't you think someone will notice this amount of food disappearing?
Snake Dog Icon.png Have you seen the size of Gloria’s owner? He’s lost more food in his couch cushions than we could ever eat.

Unlocks Dining Animals.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Giving back to the other dogs tickled an itch I haven’t felt since that trip to the Amalflea Coast.
Lenny Dog Icon.png C'mon Snake, you've got to let us know your source.
Snake Dog Icon.png I don’t want to spoil the gravy train. Or the nacho cheese train for that matter.
Gloria Dog Icon.png Hey, Snake, want to hang out? It’s Taco Tuesday and my human passed out mid-al pastor.

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Character Dialogue
Gloria Dog Icon.png Snake, I think we should talk.
Snake Dog Icon.png Not now, Gloria, I'm going to town on this burrito.
Gloria Dog Icon.png Uh, I think that’s Comic Book Guy’s socks...
Snake Dog Icon.png *spits it out*
Gloria Dog Icon.png I think my human is noticing that he’s missing food. He’s scared because he’s losing weight.
Snake Dog Icon.png Pft, what’s he gonna do? Last I checked I have no collar, which means I'm a free dog.

Unlocks Springfield Dog Pound.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Have I sniffed that pole yet? Better sniff it again, just to be sure.
Willie Angry Icon.png There you are, you little mongrel. Come over here, you're spending the night in the slammer.
Snake Dog Icon.png I never met a dog catcher who smelled worse than me. Good luck catching me!
Snake Dog Icon.png Man, I’m a lot slower than I used to be. Gotta convince Comic Book Guy to buy organic.
Gloria Dog Icon.png Hey Snake! Who's your human friend?
Willie Icon.png I'll just take this lady dog then. That’s how dog catchin' works -- so long as I bring one to the pound Willie gets paid.
Snake Dog Icon.png Gloria! I'll save you!

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Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Gloria is in the hoosegow!
Moe Dog Icon.png Who’s in the what-now?
Snake Dog Icon.png She’s in the clink, the cooler, the greybar hotel.
Moe Dog Icon.png Oh, the calaboose. Why didn’t you say that in the first place?
Snake Dog Icon.png We've got to save her!
Barney Dog Icon.png Do I smell a heist? No, that's Moe's butt. But count me in.

Unlocks Bar Dogs.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png If we all stick to the plan and do our job, we’ll walk out with Gloria.
Snake Dog Icon.png And, you know, get our food hook-up back!
Moe Dog Icon.png I'll keep watch outside while yous dogs get the gal.
Lenny Dog Icon.png I just dragged my butt along the ground. That’s gotta do something, right?!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon.png Gloria! Our rescue mission was a success.
Gloria Dog Icon.png Rescue mission? They let me go because I have a human.
Snake Dog Icon.png There’s something I need to tell you--
Skinner Dog Icon.png Hey Gloria!
Snake Dog Icon.png Who's this creep?
Gloria Dog Icon.png Oh, Snake, this is my boyfriend, Skinner. I’ve been meaning to introduce you. You two would totally get along.
Snake Dog Icon.png *mournful howl*

Unlocks Gloria.

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