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All Dogs Go to Jail was a limited-time questline released on February 13, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was succeeded by a short outro quest All Dogs Go to Jail Outro.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1 Make Snake Refuse Handouts
Collect Dog Treats (x100)
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2 Make Snake Raid Gloria's Pantry
Collect Dog Treats (x200)
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3 Make Snake Attend Taco Feast
Collect Dog Treats (x200)
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4 Make Snake Investigate the Dog Prison
Collect Dog Treats (x250)
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5 Make Snake Stage a Break In
Collect Dog Treats (x300)
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto

Dialogue Edit

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Which dumpster should I dine out of tonight, Olive Garbage or Trasher Barrel?
Gloria Dog Icon Hey, scruffy dog. You want some of my food?
Gloria Dog Icon I have extra because my human is Comic Book Guy, and he's not very good at portion control.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon There is nothing abnormal about eating a baker’s dozen baker’s dozens.
Snake Dog Icon Some dogs just don't know how good they have it. But, sorry, I don't take handouts.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Hey Gloria, remember that hilarious joke I just told about not taking handouts?
Gloria Dog Icon What’s the gag?
Snake Dog Icon The gag is how much I'm going to eat if you’re nice enough to share with me.
Gloria Dog Icon You’re in luck, my human just overflowed my bowl with Slim Jims. Snap into ‘em!

Unlocks Shady and the Vamp.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Wow, this is such a strange feeling.
Gloria Dog Icon What, gratitude?
Snake Dog Icon No, being full. It’s been a while.
Moe Dog Icon Man, Snake, how did you get so well fed? I've made this peanut butter jar lid last me days.
Snake Dog Icon Oh, don't worry, I got us a hookup now. We don't have to worry about food ever again.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Here you go, mutts. Mutton for days! In kibble form.
Barney Dog Icon I've never seen so much food in one place! You're the best, Snake.
Carl Dog Icon Don't you think someone will notice this amount of food disappearing?
Snake Dog Icon Have you seen the size of Gloria’s owner? He’s lost more food in his couch cushions than we could ever eat.

Unlocks Dining Animals.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Giving back to the other dogs tickled an itch I haven’t felt since that trip to the Amalflea Coast.
Lenny Dog Icon C'mon Snake, you've got to let us know your source.
Snake Dog Icon I don’t want to spoil the gravy train. Or the nacho cheese train for that matter.
Gloria Dog Icon Hey, Snake, want to hang out? It’s Taco Tuesday and my human passed out mid-al pastor.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Gloria Dog Icon Snake, I think we should talk.
Snake Dog Icon Not now, Gloria, I'm going to town on this burrito.
Gloria Dog Icon Uh, I think that’s Comic Book Guy’s socks...
Snake Dog Icon *spits it out*
Gloria Dog Icon I think my human is noticing that he’s missing food. He’s scared because he’s losing weight.
Snake Dog Icon Pft, what’s he gonna do? Last I checked I have no collar, which means I'm a free dog.

Unlocks Springfield Dog Pound.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Have I sniffed that pole yet? Better sniff it again, just to be sure.
Willie Angry Icon There you are, you little mongrel. Come over here, you're spending the night in the slammer.
Snake Dog Icon I never met a dog catcher who smelled worse than me. Good luck catching me!
Snake Dog Icon Man, I’m a lot slower than I used to be. Gotta convince Comic Book Guy to buy organic.
Gloria Dog Icon Hey Snake! Who's your human friend?
Willie Icon I'll just take this lady dog then. That’s how dog catchin' works -- so long as I bring one to the pound Willie gets paid.
Snake Dog Icon Gloria! I'll save you!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Gloria is in the hoosegow!
Moe Dog Icon Who’s in the what-now?
Snake Dog Icon She’s in the clink, the cooler, the greybar hotel.
Moe Dog Icon Oh, the calaboose. Why didn’t you say that in the first place?
Snake Dog Icon We've got to save her!
Barney Dog Icon Do I smell a heist? No, that's Moe's butt. But count me in.

Unlocks Bar Dogs.

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon If we all stick to the plan and do our job, we’ll walk out with Gloria.
Snake Dog Icon And, you know, get our food hook-up back!
Moe Dog Icon I'll keep watch outside while yous dogs get the gal.
Lenny Dog Icon I just dragged my butt along the ground. That’s gotta do something, right?!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Dog Icon Gloria! Our rescue mission was a success.
Gloria Dog Icon Rescue mission? They let me go because I have a human.
Snake Dog Icon There’s something I need to tell you--
Skinner Dog Icon Hey Gloria!
Snake Dog Icon Who's this creep?
Gloria Dog Icon Oh, Snake, this is my boyfriend, Skinner. I’ve been meaning to introduce you. You two would totally get along.
Snake Dog Icon *mournful howl*

Unlocks Gloria.

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