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All Bark, and Bite is a premium side questline released on October 3, 2017 for the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Event (or The Serfsons Promotional). It requires the premium character Treestache and follows after the Woodchop.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1 Capture Treestache (x15) - Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2 Enchant Treestache (x15) - Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2 Summon Treestache (x1)
Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree (x1)
4h
4h
Cash 200
XP 20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses.
Treestache Angry Icon Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower!
Lisa Shocked Icon We have to capture him before he crushes somebody!
Homer Scared Icon Or even worse, gives me a splinter!

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Treestache Annoyed Icon Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding.
Lisa Shocked Icon *GASP* You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you?
Treestache Annoyed Icon YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four!
Lisa Icon He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lord Montymort Annoyed Icon Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire.

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and... limb, as long as my dad respects your kind?
Treestache Icon Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch.
Homer Happy Icon Of course! I just need to chop one down first.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Proud Icon Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea!
Marge Icon Homer, It's just a pile of wood.
Homer Icon Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place.
Marge Angry Icon Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's.
Homer Happy Icon Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's!
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