All American Auction

All American Auction was a limited-time questline released on November 20, 2019, as the the main quest for All American Auction 2019 Event. It was preceded by the short quest intro All American Auction Intro.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
All American Auction Pt. 1	Collect Bid Cards (x200) Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise	- 4h	100 10	Auto
All American Auction Pt. 2	Collect Bid Cards (x200) Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell (x3)	- 4h	100 10	Auto
All American Auction Pt. 3	Collect Bid Cards (x200) Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal (x3)	- 4h	100 10	Auto
All American Auction Pt. 4	Collect Bid Cards (x200) Make Be Sharps Reunite (x4)	- 4h	100 10	Auto
All American Auction Pt. 5	Collect Bid Cards (x200) Make Ned Summon an American Legend	- 4h	200 20	Auto

Character	Dialogue
	Come to Moe’s tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
	I’ll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
	Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I’m mainly selling to out-of-towners.
	Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
	Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
	Going to Moe’s! Sorry! Bye!!!
	Wait! I’m not there! I’m... he'll figure it out.

No dialogue.

Character	Dialogue
	After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
	While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their “electronics”, I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
	It’s the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
	On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
	Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
	I’ve bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags… I can keep going.

No dialogue.

Character	Dialogue
	Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
	Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
	People have forgotten what Thanksgiving’s all about.
	Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
	All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
	drool Technically still food.

“	You've unlocked the "Be Sharps Reunion" animated job for Homer, Apu, Skinner, and Barney.	”
	— System Message.

Character	Dialogue
	So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
	I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
	But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I’ve called you here. To sing away Springfield’s economic problems... quartet-style.
	You think having people perform will increase sales?
	It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
	But did it really? Did it?

“	You've received 1 Gold Box Token!	”
	— System Message.

Character	Dialogue
	Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
	Did people buy too much stuff?
	No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
	Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
	This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.

No dialogue.