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Alcatraaaz C.F.P was a limited-time side questline that was released on August 1, 2017, for Homerpalooza 2017 Event. It required the premium character Alcatraaaz.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1 Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security 8h Cash100
XP10
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2 Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund 2h Cash100
XP10
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3 Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards 2h Cash100
XP10
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4 Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest
Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Alcatraaaz

Dialogue Edit

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
x100px A lot of musicians have money problems.
x100px They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
x100px But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
x100px I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.

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Character Dialogue
x100px And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
x100px By bustin' some rhymes!

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
x100px If you money's all been spent...
x100px How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
x100px That's why my rule of thumb is:
x100px Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.

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Character Dialogue
x100px If you've listened and you've learned...
x100px Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
x100px *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
x100px I like my rings and my blings...
x100px And the crib that I am livin' in.
x100px I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
x100px But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
x100px Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.

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Character Dialogue
x100px Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
x100px Living interest-free is the only way to be.
x100px *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
x100px Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
x100px But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
x100px So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
x100px Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
x100px Man, what more do I have to say?
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