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Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1
Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security
8h
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2
Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund
2h
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3
Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards
2h
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4
Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound InterestHomer Shake His Fine Booty
4h Alcatraaaz
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A lot of musicians have money problems.
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They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
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But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
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I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.
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And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
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By bustin' some rhymes!
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If you money's all been spent...
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How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
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That's why my rule of thumb is:
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Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.
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If you've listened and you've learned...
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Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
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*mic drop*
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I like my rings and my blings...
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And the crib that I am livin' in.
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I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
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But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
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Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.
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Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
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Living interest-free is the only way to be.
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*mic drop*
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Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
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But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
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So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
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Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
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Man, what more do I have to say?
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