Alcatraaaz C.F.P

Alcatraaaz C.F.P was a limited-time side questline that was released on August 1, 2017, for Homerpalooza 2017 Event. It required the premium character Alcatraaaz.

Quest[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1	Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security	8h	100 10	Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2	Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund	2h	100 10	Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3	Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards	2h	100 10	Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4	Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty	4h 4h	100 10	Alcatraaaz

Dialogue[]

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	A lot of musicians have money problems.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
File:Alcatraaaz Happy Icon.png	I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
File:Alcatraaaz Happy Icon.png	By bustin' some rhymes!

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	If you money's all been spent...
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	That's why my rule of thumb is:
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	If you've listened and you've learned...
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	mic drop

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	I like my rings and my blings...
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	And the crib that I am livin' in.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
File:Alcatraaaz Annoyed Icon.png	But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Living interest-free is the only way to be.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	mic drop

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png	Man, what more do I have to say?