Alcatraaaz C.F.P was a limited-time side questline that was released on August 1, 2017, for Homerpalooza 2017 Event. It required the premium character Alcatraaaz.
Quest[]
Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1 | Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security | 8h | 100 10 |
Alcatraaaz |
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2 | Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund | 2h | 100 10 |
Alcatraaaz |
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3 | Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards | 2h | 100 10 |
Alcatraaaz |
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4 | Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty |
4h 4h |
100 10 |
Alcatraaaz |
Dialogue[]
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | A lot of musicians have money problems. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree. |
File:Alcatraaaz Happy Icon.png | I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner. |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how. |
File:Alcatraaaz Happy Icon.png | By bustin' some rhymes! |
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | If you money's all been spent... |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent? |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | That's why my rule of thumb is: |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent. |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | If you've listened and you've learned... |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | *mic drop* |
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | I like my rings and my blings... |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | And the crib that I am livin' in. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian. |
File:Alcatraaaz Annoyed Icon.png | But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Paying credit card debt is highly uncool. |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Paying off your credit cards is your first priority. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Living interest-free is the only way to be. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | *mic drop* |
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y? |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Your employer matches your contributions, fool. |
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png | Man, what more do I have to say? |