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Alcatraaaz C.F.P was a limited-time side questline that was released on August 1, 2017, for Homerpalooza 2017 Event. It required the premium character Alcatraaaz.

Quest[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1 Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security 8h Cash100
Experience10
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2 Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund 2h Cash100
Experience10
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3 Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards 2h Cash100
Experience10
Alcatraaaz
Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4 Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest
Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Alcatraaaz

Dialogue[]

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png A lot of musicians have money problems.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
File:Alcatraaaz Happy Icon.png I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.

End[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
File:Alcatraaaz Happy Icon.png By bustin' some rhymes!

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png If you money's all been spent...
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png That's why my rule of thumb is:
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.

End[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png If you've listened and you've learned...
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png I like my rings and my blings...
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png And the crib that I am livin' in.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
File:Alcatraaaz Annoyed Icon.png But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.

End[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Living interest-free is the only way to be.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
File:Alcatraaaz Icon.png Man, what more do I have to say?