Age Before Snooty was a limited-time questline that was released on August 29, 2023. It was the main questline for Act 4 of the Mirror Mayhem 2023 Event, progressing through it unlocked all the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the main Act 3 questline, Double Trouble,. It was succeeded by the outro questline, Tip of the Iceberg,.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Age Before Snooty Pt. 1 | Collect Dentures (x155) Make Homer Cover His Nose Make Lisa Cover Her Nose Make Grampa Cover His Nose* |
- 4h 4h 4h |
 100  10
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Auto |
| Age Before Snooty Pt. 2 | Collect Dentures (x155) Make Lisa Explain the Situation Make Grampa Nod Off* |
- 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Age Before Snooty Pt. 3 | Collect Dentures (x155) Make Lisa Be Shocked By Mirror Grampa Make Grampa Think of Different Dramatic Entrances* Make Burns Say "Excellent"** Make Mirror Burns Say "Excellent"*** |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Age Before Snooty Pt. 4 | Collect Dentures (x155) Make Homer Panic Make Mirror Grampa Teach Grampa a Lesson**** Make Grampa Grimace* |
- 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Age Before Snooty Pt. 5 | Collect Dentures (x195) Make Homer Keep Laughing Make Grampa Smack Homer* Make Mirror Burns Shut it Down*** Make Burns Mutter to Himself** |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
*Only appears if the player has Grampa.
**Only appears if the player has Mr. Burns.
***Only appears if the player has Mirror Burns.
****Only appears if the player has Mirror Grampa.
Dialogue[]
Age Before Snooty Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I guess it's time I came clean. I lied to you all. |
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Yesterday you claimed that you invented the exclamation mark, so you'll have to be a little more specific. |
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I wasn't the one who found the mirror. It was Mirror Grampa. But I tricked him into switching places with me. |
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Wait a minute... Are you saying WE'RE the mirror people? |
| File:Grampa Outraged Icon.png | Pretty much. But you have to understand, I had to get out of that other world. It's a polluted mess! |
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And Springfield is any better? Our biggest tourist attraction is the world's oldest continuous tire fire. |
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Stop badmouthing the Springfield tire fire! |
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Now cover your noses with your shirts because the fumes are about to blanket our house. We need those tourist dollars. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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If you're the real Mirror Grampa, then am I not your real granddaughter? |
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Lisa, this happened decades ago. Before I even met your grandmother. |
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So that means my dad is half-mirror Homer |
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Maybe... |
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And that means I'm quarter-mirror Lisa. |
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This is the biggest confusion since Principal Skinner turned out to not be Principal Skinner. |
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Principal who did what now? |
Age Before Snooty Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Grampa Nervous Icon.png | I know I messed up. And I also know I can fix it. But I know I'm going to need your help. |
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What do you want me to do? |
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I can't fix the situation until I understand it. |
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Can you explain it to me? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Job one has to be stopping Mr. Burns and Mirror Mr. Burns. We can worry about the rest later. |
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I say we march into their office and give them a piece of our minds! |
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If there's one thing I know old people are good at, it's complaining. But do you really think you can take on Mr. Burns? I mean, he's old, too. |
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I've been griping my whole life in preparation for a gripe-off like this. |
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Then let's go get 'em! *raises fist and charges out of room* |
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Who are we getting? |
Age Before Snooty Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, Monty, drop that lump of coal and take what's coming to you! |
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Abraham, we were expecting you. |
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You were? Dang, I was rehearsing that line on the way over for a dramatic entrance. |
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Allow me to introduce Mirror Mr. Burns. |
| File:Mirror Mr. Burns Icon.png | And allow me to introduce Mirror Abe Simpson. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | That's me. |
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Mirror Grampa?! How did he get here? |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | Wouldn't you like to know, young lady? |
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I would. |
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So would I. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Annoyed Icon.png | Well, so would I! |
Age Before Snooty Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mirror Grampa Annoyed Icon.png | You have no idea how long I've been plotting my revenge against you, Abe. |
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Has it been since I tricked you into switching places? |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | Well, yes. I suppose you know exactly how long I've been plotting. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Annoyed Icon.png | You took my beautiful world away from me, so now I'm returning the favor. |
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Please, no! I just got a promotion! |
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Dad, how did YOU get here? |
| File:Mirror Grampa Annoyed Icon.png | Is that all she cares about? How people get places? |
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Evidently. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Look, your fight is with me, so banish me to the other world if you want. Just leave my son and grandkids out of it. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Confused Icon.png | You'd sacrifice yourself just to save them? |
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They may constantly perplex me with new technology that I don't understand... |
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And leave me in a home and only visit when they need me to babysit or for an old person joke but, in the end, there nothing I wouldn't do for them. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | You know, Abe, I feel the same way. Your family sounds just like my family. |
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THEY are just like your family. And, in fact, if you two hadn't changed places, you wouldn't have had them in the first place. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Confused Icon.png | Huh. You know, you remind me of my granddaughter. |
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Duh, that's my point. |
Age Before Snooty Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mirror Mr. Burns Confused Icon.png | You're not really buying into that sentimental family crap, are you, Abe?! |
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What about my iceberg ice cubes? Don't tell me I have to go back to regular ones! |
| File:Mirror Grampa Annoyed Icon.png | Quit griping, you two old coots. If I understand the rules of this world, all us mirror folks are here for good. So you better shut down the coal plant or we'll all be sunk. |
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You won't sink! Not if I make you a Duff-beer float. Get it – FLOAT? *laughs uproariously* |
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Can we trade him for the mirror version? |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | He's just as bad. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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So, what should we do with the magic mirror? |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | Nothing. Its magic is fueled by my feelings for revenge. Now that those are gone, the mirror's power went with them. |
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That's a relief. Say, I could go for a nap after all this standing. |
| File:Mirror Grampa Icon.png | Same here. Abe, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful– |
| File:Grampa & Mirror Grampa Sleeping Icon.png | *loud snores* |
