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Age Against the Machine was a limited-time questline that was released on August 28, 2019 and was available until September 4, 2019. It was the main questline for Act 4 of the Simpsons Babies 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the act's personal prizes.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Age Against the Machine Pt. 1 Collect Safety Gear (x50)
Make Babies Befuddle Grampa (x3)
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 2 Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse
Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Mr. Burns Release the Puppies
Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror
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-
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 3 Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 4 Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 5 Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer (x5)
Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket
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4h
4h
Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Age Against the Machine Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad!
Baby Marge Icon Goo goo!
Baby Lisa Icon Boo boo!
Baby Homer Icon Woo hoo!
Maggie Icon *suck* *suck*
Baby Lisa Icon I guess it's all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now.
Grampa Startled Icon I'm not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah!
Bart Icon Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I'm not back in one hour, call the police.
Grampa Startled Icon You're dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now!
Bart Annoyed Icon I tried that!
Wiggum Icon Hello, you've reached the Springfield Police Department. We're out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone.
Lou Annoyed Icon The tone doesn't work, Chief. That's why we're getting a new answering machine.
Wiggum Serious Icon I'm not following. Let's roll!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower... through the atomic blast vent...
Bart Icon Past the guard crow...
Crow Icon *CAW!*
Bart Happy Icon And I'm in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns' office!
Young Burns Happy Icon "Old Man"? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I'm a scrapping young ball-whacker like you!
Young Burns Icon ...Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal.
Young Burns Happy Icon Release the hounds!
Bart Surprised Icon Heeeeeeelp!
Bart Icon Wait, they're just puppies. Aww.
Young Burns Annoyed Icon The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I'll threaten you with my musket instead.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Baby Homer Sad Icon Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP!
Grampa Startled Icon Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn't put up with this from my own son, and I won't put up with it from you!
Baby Homer Sad Icon I am your son.
Grampa Surprised Icon You are? Then who am I? I'm very confused!
Baby Lisa Annoyed Icon Ugh, I can't sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It's really fun.
Baby Lisa Icon After that, we've got to help Bart!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you.
Grampa Startled Icon Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh... for some reason. That's why!
Young Burns Surprised Icon Gadzooks, it's four babies and a funeral!
Baby Lisa Icon Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages!
Young Burns Annoyed Icon Impossible! The Youthenizer can't make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it's powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood.
Baby Marge Sad Icon Oh, crudpoop.
Baby Homer Icon Logical, though. Eminently logical.
Young Burns Icon It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew.
Young Burns Icon ...So I saved it until I was at death's very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use!
Baby Lisa Sad Icon How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid?
Young Burns Annoyed Icon It's a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all.
Young Burns Icon I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Sad Icon It's not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young?
Young Burns Annoyed Icon Shush! I need absolute silence while I'm kerblamming you.
Baby Homer Sad Icon Yoiks! I'm so scared I pooped my pants earlier!
Grampa Serious Icon To hell with all of you! If I'm going to die, I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Baby Marge Surprised Icon *gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer!
Baby Lisa Surprised Icon Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence!
Grampa Startled Icon Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I'm pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator!
Youthenizer Icon BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Curses! Abe Simpson's decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray!
Lisa Happy Icon Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages!
Grampa Teary Icon Except me. I'm much, much more ancient now.
Homer and Marge Icon Hooray!
Maggie Icon *suck* *suck*
Baby Bart Icon What matters is, everything is back to normal.
Lisa Surprised Icon Oh no, Bart! You've been baby-ized!
Baby Bart Surprised Icon Teethe my shorts!
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what.


Trivia Edit

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