Age Against the Machine was a limited-time questline that was released on August 28, 2019 and was available until September 4, 2019. It was the main questline for Act 4 of the Simpsons Babies 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the act's personal prizes.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Age Against the Machine Pt. 1 Collect Safety Gear (x50)
Make Babies Befuddle Grampa (x3)
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 2 Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse
Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Mr. Burns Release the Puppies
Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror
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4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 3 Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 4 Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Age Against the Machine Pt. 5 Collect Safety Gear (x100)
Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer (x5)
Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket
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4h
4h
Cash200
Experience20
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Age Against the Machine Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad!
Baby Marge Icon.png Goo goo!
Baby Lisa Icon.png Boo boo!
Baby Homer Icon.png Woo hoo!
Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Baby Lisa Icon.png I guess it's all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now.
Grampa Startled Icon.png I'm not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah!
Bart Icon.png Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I'm not back in one hour, call the police.
Grampa Startled Icon.png You're dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now!
Bart Annoyed Icon.png I tried that!
Wiggum Icon.png Hello, you've reached the Springfield Police Department. We're out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone.
Lou Annoyed Icon.png The tone doesn't work, Chief. That's why we're getting a new answering machine.
Wiggum Serious Icon.png I'm not following. Let's roll!

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No dialogue.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower... through the atomic blast vent...
Bart Icon.png Past the guard crow...
Crow Icon.png *CAW!*
Bart Happy Icon.png And I'm in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns' office!
Young Burns Happy Icon.png "Old Man"? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I'm a scrapping young ball-whacker like you!
Young Burns Icon.png ...Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal.
Young Burns Happy Icon.png Release the hounds!
Bart Surprised Icon.png Heeeeeeelp!
Bart Icon.png Wait, they're just puppies. Aww.
Young Burns Annoyed Icon.png The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I'll threaten you with my musket instead.

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No dialogue.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Baby Homer Sad Icon.png Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP!
Grampa Startled Icon.png Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn't put up with this from my own son, and I won't put up with it from you!
Baby Homer Sad Icon.png I am your son.
Grampa Surprised Icon.png You are? Then who am I? I'm very confused!
Baby Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Ugh, I can't sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It's really fun.
Baby Lisa Icon.png After that, we've got to help Bart!

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No dialogue.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon.png All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you.
Grampa Startled Icon.png Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh... for some reason. That's why!
Young Burns Surprised Icon.png Gadzooks, it's four babies and a funeral!
Baby Lisa Icon.png Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages!
Young Burns Annoyed Icon.png Impossible! The Youthenizer can't make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it's powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood.
Baby Marge Sad Icon.png Oh, crudpoop.
Baby Homer Icon.png Logical, though. Eminently logical.
Young Burns Icon.png It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew.
Young Burns Icon.png ...So I saved it until I was at death's very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use!
Baby Lisa Sad Icon.png How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid?
Young Burns Annoyed Icon.png It's a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power!

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Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon.png Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all.
Young Burns Icon.png I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Sad Icon.png It's not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young?
Young Burns Annoyed Icon.png Shush! I need absolute silence while I'm kerblamming you.
Baby Homer Sad Icon.png Yoiks! I'm so scared I pooped my pants earlier!
Grampa Serious Icon.png To hell with all of you! If I'm going to die, I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Baby Marge Surprised Icon.png *gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer!
Baby Lisa Surprised Icon.png Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence!
Grampa Startled Icon.png Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I'm pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator!
Youthenizer Icon.png BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Curses! Abe Simpson's decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray!
Lisa Happy Icon.png Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages!
Grampa Teary Icon.png Except me. I'm much, much more ancient now.
Homer and Marge Icon.png Hooray!
Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Baby Bart Icon.png What matters is, everything is back to normal.
Lisa Surprised Icon.png Oh no, Bart! You've been baby-ized!
Baby Bart Surprised Icon.png Teethe my shorts!
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

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