After School Project is a limited-time side quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the Crook and Ladder 2016 Event. It requires completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
After School Project Pt. 1 Make Ralph Sit on Meatballs
Make Luigi put out the Fire Which Has Spread to His Mustache
After School Project Pt. 2 Make Ralph Send Two Hot Dog Buns Filled with Dirt to the DMV 2h Cash100
After School Project Pt. 3 Make Ralph Have a Play Date With His Imaginary Friend 2h Cash100
After School Project Pt. 4 Train Ralph for His New Assignment
Make Apu Use His Fireman Outfit to Make Some Extra Money on the Side
After School Project Pt. 5 Make Ralph Work as the Fire Station Mascot 60m Cash100

Dialogue Edit

After School Project Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Phone Icon *ring* *ring*
Ralph Icon Hello, emergency residence!
Luigi Icon Help me, 911! There's a fire-a at-a Luigi's! Come quick!
Ralph Icon Meatballs are fun!
Luigi Icon Wha? There aren't-a gonna be-a no more-a meatballs if you don't-a put out this fire!
Ralph Icon I like sitting on them!

After School Project Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Patty Icon Help, 911! There's a fire at the DMV!
Ralph Icon Does the “M” stand for meatballs?
Patty Icon No it doesn't.
Ralph Icon I still like meatballs!
Patty Icon Look, just send someone over here, ok?
Ralph Icon Two meatball subs, coming right up!

After School Project Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Is this 911? Cause I heard the person at 911 didn't make any sense.
Ralph Icon Yes, sir, this is 911. What is the nature of your emergency?
Brockman Icon Channel 6 is on fire. I'm kinda expecting you to say something about meatballs now.
Ralph Icon Hang tight, sir. We'll send someone out right away. *click*
Brockman Icon Huh, I'm impressed. I thought he wasn't supposed to understand anyone.
Wiggum Icon He doesn't. He's just been watching lots of reruns of “Rescue Me.”

After School Project Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Fireman Homer Icon That's it. We're firing Ralph.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon You can't... thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Fireman Homer Icon How ironic. That usually helps me. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to reassign him.
Fireman Apu Icon To what?
Fireman Homer Icon To the last fireman stereotype this update hasn't covered.
Fireman Apu Icon He's gonna be a stripper for bachelorette parties?
Fireman Homer Icon No, the OTHER last stereotype.

After School Project Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Fireman Homer Icon Okay Ralph, ready for the first day of your new gig?
Ralph Icon Meow!
Fireman Homer Icon No, it's arf.
Ralph Icon Mooooooooo?
Fireman Apu Icon This is gonna be a disaster.
Fireman Homer Icon We have no choice. Now shut up and put him in the dalmatian costume.
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