After School Project

After School Project
Event	Crook and Ladder 2016 Event
Level Required	15
Release Date	March 31, 2016
Number of Quests	5
Main Quest	We Didn't Start The Fire

After School Project is a limited-time side quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the Crook and Ladder 2016 Event. It requires completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
After School Project Pt. 1	Make Ralph Sit on Meatballs Make Luigi put out the Fire Which Has Spread to His Mustache	60m 60m	100 10	Auto
After School Project Pt. 2	Make Ralph Send Two Hot Dog Buns Filled with Dirt to the DMV	2h	100 10	Auto
After School Project Pt. 3	Make Ralph Have a Play Date With His Imaginary Friend	2h	100 10	auto
After School Project Pt. 4	Train Ralph for His New Assignment Make Apu Use His Fireman Outfit to Make Some Extra Money on the Side	4h 4h	100 10	auto
After School Project Pt. 5	Make Ralph Work as the Fire Station Mascot	60m	100 10	Auto

Dialogue

After School Project Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	*ring* *ring*
	Hello, emergency residence!
	Help me, 911! There's a fire-a at-a Luigi's! Come quick!
	Meatballs are fun!
	Wha? There aren't-a gonna be-a no more-a meatballs if you don't-a put out this fire!
	I like sitting on them!

After School Project Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	Help, 911! There's a fire at the DMV!
	Does the “M” stand for meatballs?
	No it doesn't.
	I still like meatballs!
	Look, just send someone over here, ok?
	Two meatball subs, coming right up!

After School Project Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	Is this 911? Cause I heard the person at 911 didn't make any sense.
	Yes, sir, this is 911. What is the nature of your emergency?
	Channel 6 is on fire. I'm kinda expecting you to say something about meatballs now.
	Hang tight, sir. We'll send someone out right away. *click*
	Huh, I'm impressed. I thought he wasn't supposed to understand anyone.
	He doesn't. He's just been watching lots of reruns of “Rescue Me.”

After School Project Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	That's it. We're firing Ralph.
	You can't... thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act.
	How ironic. That usually helps me. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to reassign him.
	To what?
	To the last fireman stereotype this update hasn't covered.
	He's gonna be a stripper for bachelorette parties?
	No, the OTHER last stereotype.

After School Project Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	Okay Ralph, ready for the first day of your new gig?
	Meow!
	No, it's arf.
	Mooooooooo?
	This is gonna be a disaster.
	We have no choice. Now shut up and put him in the dalmatian costume.