After School Project is a limited-time side quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the Crook and Ladder 2016 Event. It requires completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| After School Project Pt. 1 | Make Ralph Sit on Meatballs Make Luigi put out the Fire Which Has Spread to His Mustache |
60m 60m |
 100  10
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Auto |
| After School Project Pt. 2 | Make Ralph Send Two Hot Dog Buns Filled with Dirt to the DMV | 2h | 100 10
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Auto |
| After School Project Pt. 3 | Make Ralph Have a Play Date With His Imaginary Friend | 2h | 100 10
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auto |
| After School Project Pt. 4 | Train Ralph for His New Assignment Make Apu Use His Fireman Outfit to Make Some Extra Money on the Side |
4h 4h |
100 10
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auto |
| After School Project Pt. 5 | Make Ralph Work as the Fire Station Mascot | 60m | 100 10
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Auto |
Dialogue[]
After School Project Pt. 1[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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*ring* *ring* |
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Hello, emergency residence! |
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Help me, 911! There's a fire-a at-a Luigi's! Come quick! |
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Meatballs are fun! |
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Wha? There aren't-a gonna be-a no more-a meatballs if you don't-a put out this fire! |
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I like sitting on them! |
After School Project Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Help, 911! There's a fire at the DMV! |
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Does the “M” stand for meatballs? |
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No it doesn't. |
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I still like meatballs! |
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Look, just send someone over here, ok? |
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Two meatball subs, coming right up! |
After School Project Pt. 3[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Is this 911? Cause I heard the person at 911 didn't make any sense. |
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Yes, sir, this is 911. What is the nature of your emergency? |
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Channel 6 is on fire. I'm kinda expecting you to say something about meatballs now. |
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Hang tight, sir. We'll send someone out right away. *click* |
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Huh, I'm impressed. I thought he wasn't supposed to understand anyone. |
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He doesn't. He's just been watching lots of reruns of “Rescue Me.” |
After School Project Pt. 4[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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That's it. We're firing Ralph. |
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You can't... thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act. |
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How ironic. That usually helps me. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to reassign him. |
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To what? |
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To the last fireman stereotype this update hasn't covered. |
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He's gonna be a stripper for bachelorette parties? |
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No, the OTHER last stereotype. |
After School Project Pt. 5[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay Ralph, ready for the first day of your new gig? |
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Meow! |
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No, it's arf. |
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Mooooooooo? |
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This is gonna be a disaster. |
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We have no choice. Now shut up and put him in the dalmatian costume. |