Make Programmer Lisa Code Under the Sun Make Homer and Bart Do the "You Don't Win Friends With Salad" Dance
8h 4h
100 10
Programmer Lisa
Activist Feature Creep Pt. 2
Make Programmer Lisa Gamify Herself
4h
100 10
Programmer Lisa
Activist Feature Creep Pt. 3
Make Homer Drink to Get a High Score Make Springfielders Gamify Themselves (x5)
4h 4h
200 20
Programmer Lisa
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Activist Feature Creep Pt. 1[]
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You know what they say, if you aren't a one, you're a zero. I can't let this failure keep me down.
Meh, if you can't beat failure, might as well join it.
Thanks, Dad. I always get inspired talking to you.
Because you remind me of exactly what not to do. I need a new app to make everyone forget Tofun. What about an app that creates even helthier salad recipes?
Lisa, I'm going to tell you what I think about the app in the only way I know how... song!
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Activist Feature Creep Pt. 2[]
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Salad Tossr only got one download from one user - HotScotsmen.
And I want me money back! That app was not what I was hoping for.
Maybe I should think LIKE an app to create an app. I'll just gamify myself.
That's dumber than Tossr's 'No Dressing Blessing'. And yes, I stole Willie's phone and second his request for a refund.
If I had already gamified myself, this act of listening to you would give me donuts.
Donuts?
Whatever the in-game currency will be. Not sure why I said donuts...
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Activist Feature Creep Pt. 3[]
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By gamifying myself I realized that I just need to gamify others. Hmm, this isn't starting to sound like a cult, is it?
Anyway, my new app allows people to gamify whatever they want!
This is making my head hurt. Can you get Daddy his medicine?
You mean a beer? Well if you get one yourself, this app will give you 50 points.
Points! I like the sound of points!
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People are using my app left and right. Let me check the leaderboard and see how much good they are rewarding themselves for.
Oh no! No one is using it to do good. They are just reinforcing their horrible behavior. Even Sideshow Bob set a point value for murdering Bart.
Don't delete this app! I have the high score in drinking! I'm even beating Barney. My confidence is soaring – just like my BAC!
Gallery[]
Programmer Lisa Coding Under the Sun.
Homer and Bart Doing the "You Don't Win Friends with Salad" Dance.