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Abe the Toy Soldier was a limited-time questline released on December 25, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 3 of the Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event, following the Act 2 quest A Foggy London Christmas.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 1 Collect Toy Soldiers (x50)
Make Grampa Tell Another Wild Tale
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 2 Collect Toy Soldiers (x100)
Make Grampa Model for Whiz-Bang Toys
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 3 Collect Toy Soldiers (x100)
Make Grampa Pose for Reference Shots
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 4 Collect Toy Soldiers (x100)
Make Grampa Keep His Secret
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 5 Collect Toy Soldiers (x100)
Make Grampa Save America From Intrusive Surveillance
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4h
Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Death Annoyed Icon Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You’re supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn.
Grampa Serious Icon Don’t get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I’m getting there.
Grampa Icon World War Two was over. I had an honorable discharge from the Army, and a dishonorable discharge from a skin condition I picked up in Paris.
Grampa Icon The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he’d kissed on V-J day.
Grampa Serious Icon And yet America was threatened by internal Communist subversives from the USSR.
Grampa Serious Icon We were headed towards a Christmas nightmare!
Death Happy Icon I know all about Christmas nightmares.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon So there I was in 1950, looking for a job where I could use the skills I learned in the Army.
Grampa Sad Icon But there wasn't much demand for potato peelers, despite my vast experience.
Grampa Happy Icon Then I got lucky!
Philip Hefflin Icon Hey there, soldier, I work for Whiz Bang toys.
Philip Hefflin Icon We’re going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I’d like to use you as the model.
Philip Hefflin Happy Icon We’ll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell.
Young Grampa Simpson Icon Lemme just do the math… aw, too hard. I assume I’ll be rich!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Philip Hefflin Happy Icon Abe, you’re going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys.
Philip Hefflin Icon Now, take this rifle and imagine you’re pointing it at the enemy.
Young Grampa Simpson Icon My platoon lieutenant. Got it.
Philip Hefflin Annoyed Icon I mean, someone you actually killed.
Young Grampa Simpson Icon My platoon lieutenant. Got it.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Philip Hefflin Happy Icon You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You’ve made Whiz Bang Toys very happy.
Federal Agent Icon And you’ve done a great service to your country.
Young Grampa Simpson Surprised Icon For the first time ever! But how?
Federal Agent Icon I work for J. Edgar Hoover at the FBI. We’re going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators.
Federal Agent Icon Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We’ll be able to hear everything that’s going on inside every home in America.
Federal Agent Icon As a patriotic American, can I count on you to keep quiet about this?
Young Grampa Simpson Icon Sir, it’s 1950. Which means I still trust the government.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon Well, I said I wouldn’t blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans.
Grampa Startled Icon But it turned out my girlfriend at the time was spying on me for the CIA.
Grampa Icon Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn’t like the FBI stickin’ their noses into his business.
Grampa Icon They confiscated and melted all the original Army Man soldiers. Whiz Bang had to make a new batch.
Grampa Serious Icon Which is why, instead of me, they look like Kirk Douglas.

End Edit

No dialogue.

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