Abe the Toy Soldier was a limited-time questline released on December 25, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 3 of the Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event, following the Act 2 quest A Foggy London Christmas.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 1
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Collect Toy Soldiers (x50) Make Grampa Tell Another Wild Tale
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- 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 2
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Collect Toy Soldiers (x100) Make Grampa Model for Whiz-Bang Toys
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- 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 3
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Collect Toy Soldiers (x100) Make Grampa Pose for Reference Shots
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- 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 4
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Collect Toy Soldiers (x100) Make Grampa Keep His Secret
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- 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 5
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Collect Toy Soldiers (x100) Make Grampa Save America From Intrusive Surveillance
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- 4h
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200 20
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Auto
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Dialogue[]
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You’re supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn.
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Don’t get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I’m getting there.
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World War Two was over. I had an honorable discharge from the Army, and a dishonorable discharge from a skin condition I picked up in Paris.
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The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he’d kissed on V-J day.
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And yet America was threatened by internal Communist subversives from the USSR.
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We were headed towards a Christmas nightmare!
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I know all about Christmas nightmares.
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End[]
No dialogue.
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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So there I was in 1950, looking for a job where I could use the skills I learned in the Army.
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But there wasn't much demand for potato peelers, despite my vast experience.
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Then I got lucky!
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Hey there, soldier, I work for Whiz Bang toys.
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We’re going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I’d like to use you as the model.
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We’ll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell.
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Lemme just do the math… aw, too hard. I assume I’ll be rich!
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End[]
No dialogue.
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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Abe, you’re going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys.
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Now, take this rifle and imagine you’re pointing it at the enemy.
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My platoon lieutenant. Got it.
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I mean, someone you actually killed.
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My platoon lieutenant. Got it.
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End[]
No dialogue.
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You’ve made Whiz Bang Toys very happy.
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And you’ve done a great service to your country.
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For the first time ever! But how?
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I work for J. Edgar Hoover at the FBI. We’re going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators.
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Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We’ll be able to hear everything that’s going on inside every home in America.
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As a patriotic American, can I count on you to keep quiet about this?
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Sir, it’s 1950. Which means I still trust the government.
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End[]
No dialogue.
Abe the Toy Soldier Pt. 5[]
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Dialogue
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Well, I said I wouldn’t blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans.
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But it turned out my girlfriend at the time was spying on me for the CIA.
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Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn’t like the FBI stickin’ their noses into his business.
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They confiscated and melted all the original Army Man soldiers. Whiz Bang had to make a new batch.
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Which is why, instead of me, they look like Kirk Douglas.
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End[]
No dialogue.