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Triggered By
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1
Make Mona Surprise Grampa
8h
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2
Make Mona Have a Valentine's Dance
4h
Mona
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3
Make Grampa Run His Car in the Garage 4h Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4
Make Grampa Make an Ally of Gravity
8h
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5
Make Simpsons Convince Grampa to Carry On (x3)
8h
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6
Make Mona Feed the Birds with Grampa
8h
Mona
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Dagnabbit! I was so busy joyriding down memory lane I missed the dance.
Now everyone's either in bed with their sweetie or their ventilator.
Hi, Abe.
Yikes! It's a g-g-g-g-girl I used to be married to!
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I'm sorry if I scared you, Abe.
You can't just show up without a warning after being dead for years. At least rattle some chains first, or show up in the back of a photo!
I left you messages in the shower steam.
I thought those were from my male nurse! I guess he's not as into me as I thought.
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Abe, is something wrong?
There's something I've wanted to ask you for years.
Do you know where my stash of underwear magazines is? I've looked everywhere.
That's what you say to your wife after all these years?
Ex-wife. But that makes you not my wife... which is pretty attractive.
Oh, Abe. Just shut up and dance with me.
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I wish this night could last forever.
Is that something you can do? I know ghosts have powers like walking through walls and turning into wolves during full moons.
I think you're a little confused, Abe.
Damn right I am. I'm talking to a ghost!
Good bye, Abe. It was nice seeing you again -- I'm sorry this is it.
*sigh* If only I could bring her back to life.
OR... I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil. That makes a lot more sense!
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Is that you, Death? With that pale, hideous face and hunched back?
Nope, just me. You really know how to make a guy feel like a million bucks.
Dang it! Great work, Detroit. Next time I try to kill myself, I'm going with a Japanese car.
You may have won this round, Grim Reaper, but I'll be dead soon enough! Then we'll see who the winner really is!
Have you considered throwing yourself off a building? Clean and simple. Well, maybe just simple.
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Ugh, stairs. *pant* Nature's broken escalator.
Hmm, my arm's numb. Well I guess that's one less body part to worry about hurting when I jump.
ARGHH!
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Did it work? Am I in the great hereafter?
Grampa, are you OK? You had a heart attack!
The boy's here? Hmm, heaven must be getting lax on entrance requirements.
No Grampa, you're still alive. But you gave us quite a scare.
Sorry, I just wanted to find a way to be with my Mona.
But, Dad, you can't die!
Who would babysit the kids?
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Your family's right, you know -- they still need you.
They only visit when they want to park in a handicapped spot or when Homer wants to check in on his backup kidneys.
What about the kids? They love you.
The boy steals my stuff, the girl treats me like community service, and the baby… she knows what she did.
Oh come on, you can't be mad at a baby.
That baby once shot a man!
I'll make you a deal -- be nice to them, and I'll be nice to you.
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Abe, please. I don't want you to kill yourself.
Because you love me too much to see me die?
No, because I think I'd go crazy if I had to spend eternity with you.
Why can't you be more like that friendly ghost? What's his name... Jasper.
I'm not dead! So stop taking my stuff!
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Looks like Grampa stopped trying to off himself.
Yeah, he's doing great! Except for the very long conversations he has with himself.
And when he wraps his arms around himself and starts kissing them.
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