A Woman of Much Importance

A Woman of Much Importance
Event	Valentine's Day 2016 Event
Level Required	9
Release Date	February 10, 2016
Number of Quests	6
Preceded By	The Golden Age of Swingers

A Woman of Much Importance is a limited time side questline involving Mona. It was released on February 10, 2016, during the Valentine's Day 2016 Event

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1	Make Mona Surprise Grampa	8h	100 10	Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2	Make Mona Have a Valentine's Dance	4h	100 10	Mona
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3	Make Grampa Run His Car in the Garage Make Mona Complain About the Living	4h 4h	100 10	Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4	Make Grampa Make an Ally of Gravity	8h	100 10	Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5	Make Simpsons Convince Grampa to Carry On (x3)	8h	100 10	Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6	Make Mona Feed the Birds with Grampa	8h	100 10	Mona

Dialogue

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Dagnabbit! I was so busy joyriding down memory lane I missed the dance.
	Now everyone's either in bed with their sweetie or their ventilator.
	Hi, Abe.
	Yikes! It's a g-g-g-g-girl I used to be married to!

End

Character	Dialogue
	I'm sorry if I scared you, Abe.
	You can't just show up without a warning after being dead for years. At least rattle some chains first, or show up in the back of a photo!
	I left you messages in the shower steam.
	I thought those were from my male nurse! I guess he's not as into me as I thought.

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Abe, is something wrong?
	There's something I've wanted to ask you for years.
	Do you know where my stash of underwear magazines is? I've looked everywhere.
	That's what you say to your wife after all these years?
	Ex-wife. But that makes you not my wife... which is pretty attractive.
	Oh, Abe. Just shut up and dance with me.

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I wish this night could last forever.
	Is that something you can do? I know ghosts have powers like walking through walls and turning into wolves during full moons.
	I think you're a little confused, Abe.
	Damn right I am. I'm talking to a ghost!
	Good bye, Abe. It was nice seeing you again -- I'm sorry this is it.
	*sigh* If only I could bring her back to life.
	OR... I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil. That makes a lot more sense!

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Is that you, Death? With that pale, hideous face and hunched back?
	Nope, just me. You really know how to make a guy feel like a million bucks.
	Dang it! Great work, Detroit. Next time I try to kill myself, I'm going with a Japanese car.
	You may have won this round, Grim Reaper, but I'll be dead soon enough! Then we'll see who the winner really is!
	Have you considered throwing yourself off a building? Clean and simple. Well, maybe just simple.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Ugh, stairs. *pant* Nature's broken escalator.
	Hmm, my arm's numb. Well I guess that's one less body part to worry about hurting when I jump.
	ARGHH!

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Did it work? Am I in the great hereafter?
	Grampa, are you OK? You had a heart attack!
	The boy's here? Hmm, heaven must be getting lax on entrance requirements.
	No Grampa, you're still alive. But you gave us quite a scare.
	Sorry, I just wanted to find a way to be with my Mona.
	But, Dad, you can't die!
	Who would babysit the kids?

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Your family's right, you know -- they still need you.
	They only visit when they want to park in a handicapped spot or when Homer wants to check in on his backup kidneys.
	What about the kids? They love you.
	The boy steals my stuff, the girl treats me like community service, and the baby… she knows what she did.
	Oh come on, you can't be mad at a baby.
	That baby once shot a man!
	I'll make you a deal -- be nice to them, and I'll be nice to you.

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Abe, please. I don't want you to kill yourself.
	Because you love me too much to see me die?
	No, because I think I'd go crazy if I had to spend eternity with you.
	Why can't you be more like that friendly ghost? What's his name... Jasper.
	I'm not dead! So stop taking my stuff!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Looks like Grampa stopped trying to off himself.
	Yeah, he's doing great! Except for the very long conversations he has with himself.
	And when he wraps his arms around himself and starts kissing them.