A Woman of Much Importance is a limited time side questline involving Mona. It was released on February 10, 2016, during the Valentine's Day 2016 Event

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1 Make Mona Surprise Grampa 8h Cash100
Experience10
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2 Make Mona Have a Valentine's Dance 4h Cash100
Experience10
Mona
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3 Make Grampa Run His Car in the Garage
Make Mona Complain About the Living
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4 Make Grampa Make an Ally of Gravity 8h Cash100
Experience10
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5 Make Simpsons Convince Grampa to Carry On (x3) 8h Cash100
Experience10
Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6 Make Mona Feed the Birds with Grampa 8h Cash100
Experience10
Mona

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Surprised Icon.png Dagnabbit! I was so busy joyriding down memory lane I missed the dance.
Grampa Sad Icon.png Now everyone's either in bed with their sweetie or their ventilator.
Mona Icon.png Hi, Abe.
Grampa Startled Icon.png Yikes! It's a g-g-g-g-girl I used to be married to!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mona Icon.png I'm sorry if I scared you, Abe.
Grampa Icon.png You can't just show up without a warning after being dead for years. At least rattle some chains first, or show up in the back of a photo!
Mona Icon.png I left you messages in the shower steam.
Grampa Surprised Icon.png I thought those were from my male nurse! I guess he's not as into me as I thought.

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mona Icon.png Abe, is something wrong?
Grampa Serious Icon.png There's something I've wanted to ask you for years.
Grampa Icon.png Do you know where my stash of underwear magazines is? I've looked everywhere.
Mona Annoyed Icon.png That's what you say to your wife after all these years?
Grampa Icon.png Ex-wife. But that makes you not my wife... which is pretty attractive.
Mona Happy Icon.png Oh, Abe. Just shut up and dance with me.

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mona Happy Icon.png I wish this night could last forever.
Grampa Icon.png Is that something you can do? I know ghosts have powers like walking through walls and turning into wolves during full moons.
Mona Apologetic Icon.png I think you're a little confused, Abe.
Grampa Surprised Icon.png Damn right I am. I'm talking to a ghost!
Mona Sad Icon.png Good bye, Abe. It was nice seeing you again -- I'm sorry this is it.
Grampa Sad Icon.png *sigh* If only I could bring her back to life.
Grampa Icon.png OR... I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil. That makes a lot more sense!

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Startled Icon.png Is that you, Death? With that pale, hideous face and hunched back?
Jasper Icon.png Nope, just me. You really know how to make a guy feel like a million bucks.
Grampa Serious Icon.png Dang it! Great work, Detroit. Next time I try to kill myself, I'm going with a Japanese car.
Grampa Serious Icon.png You may have won this round, Grim Reaper, but I'll be dead soon enough! Then we'll see who the winner really is!
Jasper Icon.png Have you considered throwing yourself off a building? Clean and simple. Well, maybe just simple.

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Serious Icon.png Ugh, stairs. *pant* Nature's broken escalator.
Grampa Icon.png Hmm, my arm's numb. Well I guess that's one less body part to worry about hurting when I jump.
Grampa Startled Icon.png ARGHH!

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Groggy Icon.png Did it work? Am I in the great hereafter?
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Grampa, are you OK? You had a heart attack!
Grampa Groggy Icon.png The boy's here? Hmm, heaven must be getting lax on entrance requirements.
Marge Sad Icon.png No Grampa, you're still alive. But you gave us quite a scare.
Grampa Icon.png Sorry, I just wanted to find a way to be with my Mona.
Homer Sad Icon.png But, Dad, you can't die!
Homer Sad Icon.png Who would babysit the kids?

A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mona Icon.png Your family's right, you know -- they still need you.
Grampa Serious Icon.png They only visit when they want to park in a handicapped spot or when Homer wants to check in on his backup kidneys.
Mona Apologetic Icon.png What about the kids? They love you.
Grampa Serious Icon.png The boy steals my stuff, the girl treats me like community service, and the baby… she knows what she did.
Mona Icon.png Oh come on, you can't be mad at a baby.
Grampa Startled Icon.png That baby once shot a man!
Mona Icon.png I'll make you a deal -- be nice to them, and I'll be nice to you.

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mona Icon.png Abe, please. I don't want you to kill yourself.
Grampa Icon.png Because you love me too much to see me die?
Mona Apologetic Icon.png No, because I think I'd go crazy if I had to spend eternity with you.
Grampa Icon.png Why can't you be more like that friendly ghost? What's his name... Jasper.
Jasper Mad Icon.png I'm not dead! So stop taking my stuff!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Looks like Grampa stopped trying to off himself.
Lisa Icon.png Yeah, he's doing great! Except for the very long conversations he has with himself.
Lisa Worried Icon.png And when he wraps his arms around himself and starts kissing them.
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