A Whiff of Ziff
August 14, 2019
A Whiff of Ziff
was a limited-time questline was released on August 14, 2019 and was available until September 4, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 2 of the
Simpsons Babies 2019 Event
, progressing through it unlocked all of the act's personal prizes.
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1
Collect Kids Crafts (x50) Make Homer Be Unpleasantly Unselfconscious Make Lisa Analyze the Youthenizer
- 4h 4h
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2
Collect Kids Crafts (x100) Make Lisa Chaperone Babies Make Homer Get Jealous
- 4h 4h
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3
Collect Kids Crafts (x100) Make Ling Make Homer Feel Yucky
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4
Collect Kids Crafts (x100) Make Babies Squeeze Into Photobooth (x3)
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5
Collect Kids Crafts (x100) Make Homer Take Marge on a Sammy Date
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1 Edit
This Youthenizer is a bit unusual. It has over a thousand moving parts, yet it's carved from a single block of solid mammoth ivory.
Also, is Dad alive?
He's fine. He filled the baby bathtub with beer and he was relaxing with his head in it.
I'm sparkling clean from the face up.
Uhm, Dad? Could you maybe put some clothes on?
No chance, lady. I'm unselfconsciously unashamed of my woo-woo and my boo-boo.
Oooh, who's this handsome young man? And I do mean young. And I sort of mean handsome.
Mom, that's Homer!
He fathered your children?
Babies don't know where babies come from, Lisa. I don't even know a hoo-hoo from a woo-woo. So get off my boo-boo!
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2 Edit
This is so sweet! Mom and Dad are falling in love all over again! And this time without all the rivalry and jealousy.
Hello, Marge, I'm here on my annual visit to see if you're still married to that slovenly buffoon with the receding brainline.
Artie Ziff?! My would-be paramour?
Oh, sure, you remember his name but not mine?
You're looking younger than ever, Marge. Way, WAY younger. Why is everyone babies?
We think it has something to do with this Youthenizer, Mr. Ziff.
This thing? It looks like an ordinary smart speaker, carved from an ordinary variety of extinct Siberian mammoth ivory.
He thinks he's so smart just because his frontal cortex is developed.
Don't be jealous, Homie. I have no interest in a grown man.
The Youthenizer went off again!
You bet your sweet boo-boo it did!
What'd'ya say, Marjorie? You wasted one lifetime with Homer. How about wasting the next one with moi?
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3 Edit
Two can play at this game! I'll teach Marge a lesson in jealousy by hanging out with that even younger baby over there.
Hi, Uncle Homer! I'm Ling, your niece!
Are you jealous yet, Marge?
I was adopted by your sister-in-law, Selma!
Selma, eh? Now that's a name I remember.
Yucky! Cooties! Stinky! Waaaaaaaah!
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4 Edit
Step aside, Homer. Marge and I wish to sit for a romantic portraiture session in this nacho-encrusted photo booth.
Fun fact: as babies, we're unable to associate two-dimensional photos with actual people! But, whatever.
I cannot allow Marge to be dragged into a Smartie Artie Fartie Partie! I'm crawling in after her!
You realize you're still naked, Dad?
It's cute when it's an innocent damned baby! So shut your pacifier hole and take the stinkin' picture!
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5 Edit
I'm sorry for all the ruckus, Marge. I just needed a burping.
I already forgot whatever you're talking about. So consider it forgotten.
You're sweet. Here, I made you a ham and cheese sammie.
*gasp* My favorite!
Don't eat that plebeian mush, Marge! I brought you a far more sophisticated "croque monsieur"!
It's a ham and cheese sandwich! Served with a French accent.
I fail to see how this merits a yuck. It's the same sandwich.
Hardly! It doesn't even have double bread. It's an open-faced atrocity. Like you!
I'm not sure that's even an insult, but as a baby I respond solely to your facial expressions.
Homer's the only man-baby who truly understands me. Even without a baby translator.
I don't have to squat here and listen to this! Goodbye forever! And see you next year!