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A Whiff of Ziff was a limited-time questline was released on August 14, 2019 and was available until September 4, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 2 of the Simpsons Babies 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the act's personal prizes.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1 Collect Kids Crafts (x50)
Make Homer Be Unpleasantly Unselfconscious
Make Lisa Analyze the Youthenizer
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4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2 Collect Kids Crafts (x100)
Make Lisa Chaperone Babies
Make Homer Get Jealous
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4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3 Collect Kids Crafts (x100)
Make Ling Make Homer Feel Yucky
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4 Collect Kids Crafts (x100)
Make Babies Squeeze Into Photobooth (x3)
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4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5 Collect Kids Crafts (x100)
Make Homer Take Marge on a Sammy Date
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4h
Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon This Youthenizer is a bit unusual. It has over a thousand moving parts, yet it's carved from a single block of solid mammoth ivory.
Lisa Confused Icon Also, is Dad alive?
Bart Icon He's fine. He filled the baby bathtub with beer and he was relaxing with his head in it.
Baby Homer Naked Icon I'm sparkling clean from the face up.
Lisa Angry Icon Uhm, Dad? Could you maybe put some clothes on?
Baby Homer Naked Icon No chance, lady. I'm unselfconsciously unashamed of my woo-woo and my boo-boo.
Baby Marge Icon Oooh, who's this handsome young man? And I do mean young. And I sort of mean handsome.
Lisa Shocked Icon Mom, that's Homer!
Baby Marge Sad Icon Who?
Lisa Sad Icon Your husband?
Lisa Sad Icon He fathered your children?
Baby Marge Annoyed Icon Babies don't know where babies come from, Lisa. I don't even know a hoo-hoo from a woo-woo. So get off my boo-boo!

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Baby Homer and Baby Marge Icon *cuddle*
Lisa Happy Icon This is so sweet! Mom and Dad are falling in love all over again! And this time without all the rivalry and jealousy.
Artie Ziff Icon Hello, Marge, I'm here on my annual visit to see if you're still married to that slovenly buffoon with the receding brainline.
Baby Marge Surprised Icon Artie Ziff?! My would-be paramour?
Baby Homer Annoyed Icon Oh, sure, you remember his name but not mine?
Artie Ziff Confused Icon You're looking younger than ever, Marge. Way, WAY younger. Why is everyone babies?
Lisa Icon We think it has something to do with this Youthenizer, Mr. Ziff.
Artie Ziff Icon This thing? It looks like an ordinary smart speaker, carved from an ordinary variety of extinct Siberian mammoth ivory.
Baby Homer Annoyed Icon He thinks he's so smart just because his frontal cortex is developed.
Baby Marge Icon Don't be jealous, Homie. I have no interest in a grown man.
Youthenizer Icon BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
Bart Surprised Icon The Youthenizer went off again!
Baby Artie Ziff Icon You bet your sweet boo-boo it did!
Baby Artie Ziff Icon What'd'ya say, Marjorie? You wasted one lifetime with Homer. How about wasting the next one with moi?

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Baby Homer Icon Two can play at this game! I'll teach Marge a lesson in jealousy by hanging out with that even younger baby over there.
Ling Bouvier Happy Icon Hi, Uncle Homer! I'm Ling, your niece!
Baby Homer Icon Are you jealous yet, Marge?
Ling Bouvier Icon I was adopted by your sister-in-law, Selma!
Baby Homer Icon Selma, eh? Now that's a name I remember.
Baby Homer Surprised Icon Yucky! Cooties! Stinky! Waaaaaaaah!

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Baby Artie Ziff Icon Step aside, Homer. Marge and I wish to sit for a romantic portraiture session in this nacho-encrusted photo booth.
Baby Marge Icon Fun fact: as babies, we're unable to associate two-dimensional photos with actual people! But, whatever.
Baby Homer Naked Icon I cannot allow Marge to be dragged into a Smartie Artie Fartie Partie! I'm crawling in after her!
Bart Annoyed Icon You realize you're still naked, Dad?
Baby Homer Naked Icon It's cute when it's an innocent damned baby! So shut your pacifier hole and take the stinkin' picture!

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Baby Homer Icon I'm sorry for all the ruckus, Marge. I just needed a burping.
Baby Marge Icon I already forgot whatever you're talking about. So consider it forgotten.
Baby Homer Icon You're sweet. Here, I made you a ham and cheese sammie.
Baby Marge Surprised Icon *gasp* My favorite!
Baby Artie Ziff Icon Don't eat that plebeian mush, Marge! I brought you a far more sophisticated "croque monsieur"!
Baby Marge Icon What's that?
Baby Artie Ziff Icon It's a ham and cheese sandwich! Served with a French accent.
Baby Marge Surprised Icon Yuck!
Baby Artie Ziff Icon I fail to see how this merits a yuck. It's the same sandwich.
Baby Marge Sad Icon Hardly! It doesn't even have double bread. It's an open-faced atrocity. Like you!
Baby Artie Ziff Icon Ouch.
Baby Artie Ziff Icon I'm not sure that's even an insult, but as a baby I respond solely to your facial expressions.
Baby Marge Happy Icon Homer's the only man-baby who truly understands me. Even without a baby translator.
Baby Homer and Baby Marge Icon *cuddle*
Baby Artie Ziff Icon I don't have to squat here and listen to this! Goodbye forever! And see you next year!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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