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A Tale of Two Orphans is a limited time side questline involving the pair of characters Patches and Poor Violet. It was released on December 8, 2015, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 1.
Quests 
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| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Patches and Poor Violet | Collect Festive Hats (28850) Place Patches and Poor Violet | - |  100 10
| Auto |
| A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1 | Make Patches & Poor Violet Work Hard for Their Money | 4h | 10010
| Patches and Poor Violet |
| A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2 | Make Patches & Poor Violet Dig Through Trash | 8h | 10010
| Patches and Poor Violet |
| A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3 | Make Patches & Poor Violet Buy a Medicine Pill | 60m | 10010
| Patches and Poor Violet |
| A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4 | Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield Make Patches & Poor Violet Sleep on the Floor | - 24h | 10010
| Patches and Poor Violet |
| A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5 | Make Patches & Poor Violet Give to Charity | 12h | 10010
| Patches and Poor Violet |
Dialogue Edit
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Poor Violet, I'm so hungry I could *cough cough* eat my shoes." |
| "We ate your shoes for Thanksgiving. All we can do now is *sneeze* rely on the charity of others." |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| "All the money we collected seems to just disappear before we can use it." |
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| "I’m not eating the money, that’s for sure… Um… okay, I’m eating it." |
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2 Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| "Today's been a terribly slow day for begging. *sneeze-sniffle-sneeze*" |
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| "Beggars can't be choosers so I choose to pick through the dumpster." |
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| "Good idea. Even a dry crust of bread can be softened with a bit of melted snow!" |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| "Patches! Look what I found!" |
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| "It's a cash bill! With some holes in it!" |
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| "Those aren't holes. *cough-cough* Those are zeros." |
|
| "Violet... we're zero-illion-aires!" |
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| "What should we do with all this money?" |
|
| "I don’t know, but I’ve never seen this much *cough* green before." |
|
| "Are you talking about the green on the money, or the green on my leg?" |
|
| "That’s it. We’re spending the money on getting your leg un-greened." |
|
| "I’d love that! *sneeze*" |
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| "Now we can spend the rest of the money on a nice sleeping place!" |
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| "With real sheets and real blankets and *cough-cough* what’s that other thing?… oh yeah, pillows!" |
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| "Sounds beautiful, but I’m not sure we’d sleep well anywhere but in our usual spots – on the floor of the church basement." |
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5 Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
| "We got a problem, Poor Violet. *cough-cough*" |
|
| "Besides your chronic congestion?" |
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| "Yep. I still got money burning in my pocket. Least I think that’s why I’m burning down there." |
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| "We gotta get rid of it. Let’s give it to someone more in need than two orphans without food or shelter." |
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