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A Tale of Two Orphans is a limited time side questline involving the pair of characters Patches and Poor Violet. It was released on December 8, 2015, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Patches and Poor Violet Collect Festive Hats (28850)
Place Patches and Poor Violet
- Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1 Make Patches & Poor Violet Work Hard for Their Money 4h Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2 Make Patches & Poor Violet Dig Through Trash 8h Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3 Make Patches & Poor Violet Buy a Medicine Pill 60m Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4 Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield
Make Patches & Poor Violet Sleep on the Floor
-
24h
Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5 Make Patches & Poor Violet Give to Charity 12h Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet

Dialogue[]

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
"Poor Violet, I'm so hungry I could *cough cough* eat my shoes."
"We ate your shoes for Thanksgiving. All we can do now is *sneeze* rely on the charity of others."

End[]

Character Dialogue
"All the money we collected seems to just disappear before we can use it."
"I’m not eating the money, that’s for sure… Um… okay, I’m eating it."

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
"Today's been a terribly slow day for begging. *sneeze-sniffle-sneeze*"
"Beggars can't be choosers so I choose to pick through the dumpster."
"Good idea. Even a dry crust of bread can be softened with a bit of melted snow!"

End[]

Character Dialogue
"Patches! Look what I found!"
"It's a cash bill! With some holes in it!"
"Those aren't holes. *cough-cough* Those are zeros."
"Violet... we're zero-illion-aires!"

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
"What should we do with all this money?"
"I don’t know, but I’ve never seen this much *cough* green before."
"Are you talking about the green on the money, or the green on my leg?"
"That’s it. We’re spending the money on getting your leg un-greened."
"I’d love that! *sneeze*"

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
"Now we can spend the rest of the money on a nice sleeping place!"
"With real sheets and real blankets and *cough-cough* what’s that other thing?… oh yeah, pillows!"
"Sounds beautiful, but I’m not sure we’d sleep well anywhere but in our usual spots – on the floor of the church basement."

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
"We got a problem, Poor Violet. *cough-cough*"
"Besides your chronic congestion?"
"Yep. I still got money burning in my pocket. Least I think that’s why I’m burning down there."
"We gotta get rid of it. Let’s give it to someone more in need than two orphans without food or shelter."