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A Tale of Two Orphans is a limited time side questline involving the pair of characters Patches and Poor Violet. It was released on December 8, 2015, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Patches and Poor Violet Collect Festive Hats (28850)
Place Patches and Poor Violet
- Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1 Make Patches & Poor Violet Work Hard for Their Money 4h Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2 Make Patches & Poor Violet Dig Through Trash 8h Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3 Make Patches & Poor Violet Buy a Medicine Pill 60m Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4 Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield
Make Patches & Poor Violet Sleep on the Floor
-
24h
Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5 Make Patches & Poor Violet Give to Charity 12h Cash100
Experience10
Patches and Poor Violet

Dialogue[]

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Patches Icon "Poor Violet, I'm so hungry I could *cough cough* eat my shoes."
Poor Violet Icon "We ate your shoes for Thanksgiving. All we can do now is *sneeze* rely on the charity of others."

End[]

Character Dialogue
Patches Icon "All the money we collected seems to just disappear before we can use it."
Poor Violet Icon "I’m not eating the money, that’s for sure… Um… okay, I’m eating it."

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Poor Violet Icon "Today's been a terribly slow day for begging. *sneeze-sniffle-sneeze*"
Patches Icon "Beggars can't be choosers so I choose to pick through the dumpster."
Poor Violet Icon "Good idea. Even a dry crust of bread can be softened with a bit of melted snow!"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Poor Violet Icon "Patches! Look what I found!"
Poor Violet Icon "It's a cash bill! With some holes in it!"
Patches Icon "Those aren't holes. *cough-cough* Those are zeros."
Patches Icon "Violet... we're zero-illion-aires!"

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Poor Violet Icon "What should we do with all this money?"
Patches Icon "I don’t know, but I’ve never seen this much *cough* green before."
Poor Violet Icon "Are you talking about the green on the money, or the green on my leg?"
Patches Icon "That’s it. We’re spending the money on getting your leg un-greened."
Poor Violet Icon "I’d love that! *sneeze*"

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Poor Violet Icon "Now we can spend the rest of the money on a nice sleeping place!"
Patches Icon "With real sheets and real blankets and *cough-cough* what’s that other thing?… oh yeah, pillows!"
Poor Violet Icon "Sounds beautiful, but I’m not sure we’d sleep well anywhere but in our usual spots – on the floor of the church basement."

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
Patches Icon "We got a problem, Poor Violet. *cough-cough*"
Poor Violet Icon "Besides your chronic congestion?"
Patches Icon "Yep. I still got money burning in my pocket. Least I think that’s why I’m burning down there."
Patches Icon "We gotta get rid of it. Let’s give it to someone more in need than two orphans without food or shelter."
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