A Tale of Two Orphans

A Tale of Two Orphans is a limited time side questline involving the pair of characters Patches and Poor Violet. It was released on December 8, 2015, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Patches and Poor Violet	Collect Festive Hats (28850) Place Patches and Poor Violet	-	100 10	Auto
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1	Make Patches & Poor Violet Work Hard for Their Money	4h	100 10	Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2	Make Patches & Poor Violet Dig Through Trash	8h	100 10	Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3	Make Patches & Poor Violet Buy a Medicine Pill	60m	100 10	Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4	Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield Make Patches & Poor Violet Sleep on the Floor	- 24h	100 10	Patches and Poor Violet
A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5	Make Patches & Poor Violet Give to Charity	12h	100 10	Patches and Poor Violet

Dialogue Edit

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Poor Violet, I'm so hungry I could *cough cough* eat my shoes."
	"We ate your shoes for Thanksgiving. All we can do now is *sneeze* rely on the charity of others."

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"All the money we collected seems to just disappear before we can use it."
	"I’m not eating the money, that’s for sure… Um… okay, I’m eating it."

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Today's been a terribly slow day for begging. *sneeze-sniffle-sneeze*"
	"Beggars can't be choosers so I choose to pick through the dumpster."
	"Good idea. Even a dry crust of bread can be softened with a bit of melted snow!"

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Patches! Look what I found!"
	"It's a cash bill! With some holes in it!"
	"Those aren't holes. *cough-cough* Those are zeros."
	"Violet... we're zero-illion-aires!"

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"What should we do with all this money?"
	"I don’t know, but I’ve never seen this much *cough* green before."
	"Are you talking about the green on the money, or the green on my leg?"
	"That’s it. We’re spending the money on getting your leg un-greened."
	"I’d love that! *sneeze*"

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Now we can spend the rest of the money on a nice sleeping place!"
	"With real sheets and real blankets and *cough-cough* what’s that other thing?… oh yeah, pillows!"
	"Sounds beautiful, but I’m not sure we’d sleep well anywhere but in our usual spots – on the floor of the church basement."

A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"We got a problem, Poor Violet. *cough-cough*"
	"Besides your chronic congestion?"
	"Yep. I still got money burning in my pocket. Least I think that’s why I’m burning down there."
	"We gotta get rid of it. Let’s give it to someone more in need than two orphans without food or shelter."