A Squopping Good Time is a premium side questline that was released on August 30, 2020, during Act 3 of the The Van Houtens 2020 Event. It requires the premium character Milford Van Houten.
Make Milford Van Houten Go to the Springfield Library With Lisa Make Lisa Take Milford to the Springfield Library
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Milford Van Houten
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 5
Make Milford Van Houten Excuse Himself
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Milford Van Houten
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 6
Make Milford Van Houten Play Tiddlywinks Make Lisa Play Tiddlywinks With Milford Van Houten
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Milford Van Houten
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A Squopping Good Time Pt. 1[]
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What in tarnation — where am I?
Oh, great. Another one-off character digitally immortalized. What’s worse than tertiary? Quaternary?
What sort of bafflegab are you muttering, mountain boy?
You are in Springfield. You’ve been summoned here by the Sky Finger.
Sky Finger? Bah! More humbuggery.
Worst catchphrase ever.
And you are the proprietor of this here establishment? Which sells…sheets of confusing daguerreotypes?
They’re comic books.
I’ve seen enough. Before I go, Comic Book Man—
Guy.
—would you be so kind as to point me towards the nearest railroad?
Oh, the monorail? That’s uh… *looking around* …I swear I’ve seen it somewhere.
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 2[]
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Excuse me, miss, might I trouble you for some assistance?
Milhouse? What’s with the old-timey getup?
*gasp* Oh my stars and stripes, it’s an angel! This must be heaven!
You need to work on your material, Milhouse. You’ve used the angel line before.
And just what is a “Milhouse”?
Wait, so you’re not Milhouse? If you’re going for the Milhouse look…you should really go for something else.
By the way, I’m Lisa Simpson.
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Simpson?! Of the Melbourne Simpsons?
Well, I did have some ancestors from Australia, like Eliza Simpson. But they were kicked out of Australia...that country founded by kicked-out people.
Well I’ll be. You’re related to Eliza Simpson?
She was my great-great-great grandaunt. Did you know her?
She was the most terrible person I ever knew. Also, she was my wife.
Wife? Wait, are you Milford? Milford Van Houten?
Indeed I am. But I shan’t be seen in this incarnation with the likes of another Simpson!
I know how you must feel about Eliza, but please let me show you that not all Simpsons are like that!
Well, considering the only two people I know here are you and that Comic Book Man, you may proceed.
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 3[]
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This is the Springfield soup kitchen, where I volunteer to feed the homeless every week.
You take time out of your day to prepare a home-cooked meal for them?
Well, someone else cooks it. I…put it on their plate for them.
So basically, you’re just a glorified handler. Noble. Yes, very noble indeed.
No, you don’t understand! I do a lot more than that!
I believe I’ve seen all I need to see. It’s clear to me now that all Simpsons are just full of horsefeathers.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I would like to spend eternity reading under that sarsaparilla tree.
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 4[]
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Milford is out there thinking that I’m just as bad as Eliza. How can I convince him I’m a good person?
Think, Lisa, think… Oh, I’ve got it!
Hi, Milford. Whatcha reading?
If you must know, it’s sheets of confusing daguerreotypes called “How To Stay Married To A Double Crossin’ Wench”.
Well, seeing as how you enjoy books so much, I thought I might take you to the Springfield Library.
I suppose I could get my affairs in order to secure a borrowing rights card. Do they take three-cent nickels?
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 5[]
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Here we are, the Springfield Library!
Why is your face all over this establishment?
Oh, those? That’s just because I’ve donated so many books.
You donated books to the library? Well I do declare, that is indeed a most honorable act of generosity.
Lisa, are you donating again?! You’ve already maxed out your extra credit for this month.
Extra credit?
Yes, every time Lisa donates a book to the library, she earns extra credit in school.
I see. So, Lisa, donating these books wasn't about improving the library. It was only about improving your school evaluation.
Every word out of your mouth is just plain applesauce.
No, it was about both! It’s a win-win, don’t you see?
I do believe we’re done here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play Tiddlywinks.
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 6[]
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Did you say Tiddlywinks? I love that game! We play it at home, although ours is called Tiddlywonks. My Dad bought a discount knock-off brand.
You play Tiddlywinks?
Well, Tiddlywonks. I’m not very good at it, but I still enjoy it, nonetheless.
Well, mayhap we could play a round or two.
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I must admit, you are quite talented at squopping!
*giggles* Yes, I’m not very good at potting, so I have to play defensively.
You know, I may have judged you a bit prematurely, Lisa. It appears you’re not just full of fiddle-faddle. Now, if you’ll excuse me…I’d like you to stay for a spell.
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