A Savage Thaw was a limited-time questline released on December 12, 2018. It was the main questline of Act 2 of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was preceded by a short intro quest A Savage Thaw Intro.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Savage Thaw Pt. 1 Make Bart Practice His Action Puns
Make Milhouse Do Paperwork
Collect Snowballs (x100)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Savage Thaw Pt. 2 Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank
Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage
Collect Snowballs (x300)
8h
8h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Savage Thaw Pt. 3 Make Bart Play Bad Cop
Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop
Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick
Collect Snowballs (x300)
4h
4h
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Savage Thaw Pt. 4 Make Bart Visit Moe's
Make Homer Drink at Moe's
Collect Snowballs (x300)
8h
8h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Savage Thaw Pt. 5 Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile
Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet
Collect Snowballs (x300)
12h
12h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Savage Thaw Pt. 6 Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner
Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage
8h
8h
Cash200
Experience20
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

A Savage Thaw Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Ralph Sad Icon.png Robbers are robbing a bank! Somebody call the police!
Bart Icon.png Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.
Milhouse Worried Icon.png I don’t know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.
Ralph Sad Icon.png The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like *pew pew*.
Marge Happy Icon.png “Snow shooters”. I like how harmless that sounds.
Bart Icon.png Thought I’d throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say “snow shooters”, you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.
Homer Happy Icon.png I’m on it!

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Character Dialogue
Bart Smug Icon.png All right Meeks, let's roll out.
Ralph Happy Icon.png Have fun catching the bad guys! I’ll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!

A Savage Thaw Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Bart Bored Icon.png Okay Meeks, what are we looking at, here?
Milhouse Worried Icon.png We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--
Bart Happy Icon.png Banzai charge!
Milhouse Scared Icon.png Wait! Don’t charge in until we have a plan!
Bart Happy Icon.png I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!

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Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Surprised Icon.png Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let’s make like snow and flake!
Bart Angry Icon.png *kicks over a cabinet* Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!
Milhouse Mad Icon.png Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.
Bart Annoyed Icon.png You’re a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?
Milhouse Scared Icon.png Oh my God. They’re... they’re...
Bart Bored Icon.png They’re Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.
Milhouse Scream Icon.png Nooooooo!

A Savage Thaw Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Ralph Happy Icon.png I wear my policeman’s uniform over my PJs so I don’t have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!
Bart Annoyed Icon.png Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?
Ralph Happy Icon.png Hand in your badge, Savage! I’m mad at you for I-forget-why!
Bart Annoyed Icon.png Probably, I’m guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?
Ralph Happy Icon.png ...
Ralph Happy Icon.png My PJs are itchy under my uniform.
Milhouse Confused Icon.png Let’s question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.

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Character Dialogue
Milhouse Determined Icon.png The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself “Deep Freeze”.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.
Milhouse Determined Icon.png Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.
Bart Bored Icon.png Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool.
Homer Icon.png You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Finally! The real hero of the story arrives!
Homer Happy Icon.png I was supposed to be his hostage, but he said I was too fat and dumb to take along. Said I smelled, too. And that I was dumb.
Homer Angry Icon.png *ANNOYED GRUNT*

A Savage Thaw Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon.png Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?
Homer Horrified Icon.png Don’t respond to that, Story Homer.
Homer Happy Icon.png Fire away, Copper!
Homer Furious Icon.png Dammit! Have some self-respect, me!
Bart Determined Icon.png Did Deep Freeze reveal anything to you about his evil plan?
Homer Icon.png He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.
Milhouse Confused Icon.png Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas...
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it’s black-out drunk.
Bart Icon.png To Moe’s!

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Character Dialogue
Bart Annoyed Icon.png That’s ten eggnogs you’ve had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?
Homer Drunk Icon.png Nothin’ yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per’aps a tasty eggnog will help!
Milhouse Sad Icon.png *heavy sigh* I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.
Moe Icon.png Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.
Bart Annoyed Icon.png Why would he rob it again, when he knows it’s been cleaned out?
Moe Surprised Icon.png It ain’t easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can’t justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.
Bart Determined Icon.png We’d better take the Snow Mobile.

A Savage Thaw Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Determined Icon.png Chief, we’re heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.
Bart Bored Icon.png We’re not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.
Ralph Happy Icon.png Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They’re authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.
Bart Angry Icon.png Rod and Todd?! But they’re incompetent!
Ralph Happy Icon.png “Incompetent”? What’s that?
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png Hoo boy.

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Character Dialogue
Rod Icon.png Surrender, Deep Freeze! We’ve got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!
Todd Mad Icon.png We’ve already turned one cheek. Don’t make us turn the other one!
Deep Freeze Annoyed Icon.png You don’t scare me, Coppers.
Bart Smug Icon.png Well maybe I do!
Deep Freeze Surprised Icon.png Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who’s really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.
Deep Freeze Sad Icon.png Youse’ll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.
Bart Icon.png Another new building, eh? All right. Let’s unlock it and see what’s what.

A Savage Thaw Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Milhouse Worried Icon.png I know what you’re gonna say, Savage, but I’d really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--
Bart Determined Icon.png I’ve got a dumber idea.
Milhouse Scared Icon.png Don’t say “banzai charge”. Don’t say “banzai charge”...
Bart Determined Icon.png *sound of explosions* How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that’s a good idea?
Milhouse Mad Icon.png You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon.png Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus?
Santa Claus Annoyed Icon.png You bet your stockings it is!
Milhouse Confused Icon.png But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?
Santa Claus Defensive Icon.png I needed the cash! You think it’s CHEAP making toys for every child in the world?
Santa Claus Defensive Icon.png And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that’s easy on a saint’s income?
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot.
Homer Surprised Icon.png Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist!
Lisa Angry Icon.png That’s cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it’s just cheap!
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!
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