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A Rough Approach, was a limited-time questline that was released on June 25, 2023. It was the main questline for Act 3 of the Fore! 2023 Event, progressing through it unlocked all the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the main Act 2 questline, The Long Drive,. It was succeeded by the main Act 4 questline, Down Putt Not Out,.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Rough Approach, Pt. 1 Collect Score Pencils (x115)
Make Springfielders Play A Round at the Muni (x10)
Make Jimmy Try to Explain Success*
Make Quimby Wonder What's Happening**
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4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Rough Approach, Pt. 2 Collect Score Pencils (x130)
Make Burns Consider Homer
Make Smithers Glare Homer Into Silence***
Make Homer Daydream About Donuts
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4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Rough Approach, Pt. 3 Collect Score Pencils (x100)
Make Homer Pull Bart Out of Class Through the Window
Make Bart Be Okay With This
Make Ms. Peyton Decide to Not Get Involved****
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4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Rough Approach, Pt. 4 Collect Score Pencils (x115)
Make Golfing Homer Play a Round of Golf
Make Caddy Bart Watch and Take Notes
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4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Rough Approach, Pt. 5 Collect Score Pencils (x165)
Make Burns Hit His Approach Shot
Make Smithers Come Up With New Lies***
Make Golfing Homer Spy on Burns
Make Caddy Bart Spy on Burns
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4h
4h
4h
4h
Cash200
Experience20
Auto

*Only appears if the player has Jimmy.
**Only appears if the player has Quimby.
***Only appears if the player has Smithers.
****Only appears if the player has Ms. Peyton.

Dialogue[]

A Rough Approach, Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Jimmy Icon.png Mr. Mayor, we're running at 50% above capacity, with business continuing to increase. Even with additional hirings we're experiencing a net profit of money for the city.
I don't understand. Try rephrasing it.
File:Jimmy Icon.png Let's see... Okay, as we tee up on the ninth...our drive left us with an easy chip shot to the green.
File:Jimmy Icon.png Normally we'd worry about bunkers on both sides of the pin, but it'll be an easy layup to put this one in the hole with a beautiful birdie putt.
Nope, that didn't help either.

End[]

Character Dialogue
File:Jimmy Icon.png What's wrong, Mayor?
Normally when I use city funds to get back at someone, it ends up with me having to talk my way out of handcuffs.
But this time it's bringing in a bunch of money for the city, and is an overall win for everyone.
File:Jimmy Confused Icon.png And that's a problem?
I'm not sure. I've never had this happen before.

A Rough Approach, Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Simpson, wait here while I fill in Mr. Burns.
Do you mind filling me in?
All you need to know is to just keep your mouth shut.
That's easier for me when there's food in it.
Mr. Burns, I've found my replacement for your match.
Capital. Who is it?
Homer Simpson, sir.
Simpson...doesn't ring any bells. Smithers, maybe you should check my bells.
Simpson, get in here!
Yell-lo!
I don't know this man.
It's Homer Simpson, sir. He works at your plant and he's quite capable on the golf course.
Hmm. Give me a moment to consider...
This won't take long. He's an old man. He doesn't have much considering time left.

End[]

Character Dialogue
All right, Smithers. He'll do. What's his compensation?
He'll accept donuts as payment.
Mmm...donuts as payment.
Simpson, you'd better not embarrass me.
Uh...okay? What's going on?
You will be playing a round of golf with Mr. Burns next week.
Uh...it'll be hard to get the practice time on the course with the many hours I'm working this week...
Smithers, give this man the week off to ensure he has enough time to practice.
It's been a few years since I played. I could use some new equipment to give me that extra edge...
Say no more. *gets out his checkbook, writes a check*
...and some donuts.
Consider it done. *writes another check*
...lots of donuts.
File:Smithers Angry Icon.pnh Get out now, Simpson!

A Rough Approach, Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
...and a hexagon has six sides. Any questions?
*tapping on window* Bart's teacher, I need to talk to Bart.
*opens the window* We are in the middle of a lesson, Mr. Simpson.
That's why I'm interrupting from outside the window. Come here, boy.
What's going on?
Need your help with something. It'll take all week.
But Bart will miss heptagons, octagons and possibly dodecagons.
I'm go-gone-a-gon!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Simpson, I have a small form here for you to sign.
Just something I can show Principal Skinner when he asks where Bart is.
I usually forge my Dad's signature. It comes in handy for report cards and faking sick days.
You allow this?
Do I, Bart?
*signs* He does.
Come on, boy. We have golf to golf!

A Rough Approach, Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Caddy Bart Thinking Icon.png So you pulled me out of school for the whole week because you have to play golf with Mr. Burns?
File:Golfing Homer Icon.png Yup. I need a caddy. You're a caddy.
File:Caddy Bart Confused Icon.png I did that once.
File:Golfing Homer Icon.png I was an astronaut once. What's your point?
File:Caddy Bart Surprised Icon.png Let me get your clubs, commander.

End[]

Character Dialogue
File:Golfing Homer Icon.png Okay, boy. What can I improve?
File:Caddy Bart Icon.png Well, your long game sucks, your short game sucks and your putter is stuck in your belly button.
File:Golfing Homer Icon.png This is going to be a "best ball" tournament, whatever that means...
File:Caddy Bart Icon.png It means the team you're on would use the best ball from each shot and then all play from that spot.
File:Caddy Bart Icon.png Do you know what Mr. Burns' game is like?
File:Golfing Homer Icon.png No clue, but I know a way we can find out.
File:Caddy Bart Smug Icon.png I hope it's something illegal.

A Rough Approach, Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
File:Caddy Bart Annoyed Icon.png This is your brilliant plan? Pretend to look for your ball in the woods while spying on Mr. Burns playing a round?
File:Golfing Homer Annoyed Icon.png Shut up and duck down behind that log. He's coming!
All right, Smithers. How many shots is that?
File:Smithers Nervous Icon.png That was your, er...second shot, sir.
I could have sworn I hit it three times in the fairway back there...
Yes, but there was, umm...interference from the wind, and a squirrel chittering. The PGA says that means two free shots.
Capital. Quick, hand me my pitching wedge! Ooo! there goes a butterfly! Two more free shots!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Well played, sir! Only a foot away from the hole!
Is it close enough for me to glare at the ball and scare it in?
File:Caddy Bart Icon.png Gotta give the old man credit. He's good around the greens.
File:Caddy Bart Thinking Icon.png Your tee shots can make up for his old man noodle arms, and his approach shots can make up for your noodle head chip shots.
File:Caddy Bart Happy Icon.png You too might actually be able to pull this off!
File:Golfing Homer Drool Icon.png When do donuts come into play?
File:Caddy Bart Annoyed Icon.png They don't.
File:Golfing Homer Sad Icon.png I'm gonna need some time to think about this.