Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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A Rail of One City Pt. 1
| Build Springfield Dump
| 6s
| 100
10
| Auto
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A Rail of One City Pt. 2
| Make Homer Pick Up Trash
| 30s
| 100
10
| Homer
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A Rail of One City Pt. 3
| Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza (x3) Make Homer Pick Up Trash
| 30s 30s 30s
| 100
10
| Lyle Lanley
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A Rail of One City Pt. 4
| Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail (x3) Make Homer Pick Up Trash
| 30s 30s
| 100
10
| Homer
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Same as it Ever Was
| Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town (x3) Make Homer Pick Up Trash
| 30s 30s
| 100
10
| Lyle Lanley
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The Quests Dirty Work: Dewey Largo, Dirty Work: Uter and Dirty Work: Brandine start if the player has those characters
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A Rail of One City Pt. 5
| Gather Junk Around Springfield (x150)
| 30s
| 100
10
| Homer
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Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash
| 30s
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The Quest Train of Fools starts
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A Rail of One City Pt. 6
| Place the Project Board Complete Projects on the Project Board (x3)
| - -
| 100
10
| Lisa
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The Quest Unlock Monorail Station starts
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A Rail of One City Pt. 7
| Build Metal Depot
| 6s
| 100
10
| Auto
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Sort Through Junk to Find Metal (x20)
| 60m
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A Rail of One City Pt. 8
| Dump Garbage on Friends (x3)
| -
| 100
10
| Homer
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them."
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| "I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs."
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| "But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash."
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| "I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house."
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| "I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks."
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| "We all have, Cletus."
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| "We need to build the town dump."
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| "Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house?"
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there."
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| "What about a garbage truck?"
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| "No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men."
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| "According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you."
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| "Me?"
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| "Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner."
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| "I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end?"
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| "No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it."
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| "That DOES sound familiar."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town?"
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| "We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town."
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| "Really? Well then, where is it?"
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| "Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it."
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| "Twice now apparently!"
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| "Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance!"
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| "Woo-hoo!"
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| "Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it."
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| "Woo-hoo."
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| "Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos..."
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| "A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre!"
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| "Sorry you missed it, Homer. And anyone else who couldn't see inside Town Hall."
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| "I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail!"
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| "Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger."
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| "I suppose you COULD join us. Or..."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail."
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| "And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me."
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| "Now for one last performance!"
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| "He disappeared!"
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| "Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town."
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| "So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough."
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| "But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent."
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| "Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil?"
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| "You want me to take care of this guy?"
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| "No Homer, we've got it."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash!"
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| "If I have to pick up one more rivet-"
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| "Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail."
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| "I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail."
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| "So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story?"
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| "Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help?"
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| "Yes. Make me the monorail conductor."
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| "I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver!"
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction."
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| "Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs."
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| "Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to--"
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| "Did someone call for an engineer?"
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| "What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway?"
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| "A monorail construction engineer."
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| "*sigh* Hoyvin."
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| "I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts."
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| "Um... so far we've just been collecting junk."
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| "That should work too."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Hey guys, what if we sorted our trash first? It could really improve what we’re doing for the environment."
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| "BOO!!!"
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| "BOO!!!"
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| "BOO!!!"
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| "Hmm, the girl does have a point."
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| "Separated-out metal could be quickly and easily manufactured into components. And that would save us money."
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| "YAY!!!"
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| "YAY!!!"
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| "YAY!!!"
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| "Now that's the kind of green this town can get behind!"
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| "Whatever."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "This recycling thing isn't so hard. Let's see... batteries are cans full of battery acid."
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| "And motor oil is pretty much just liquid plastic."
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| "And these glowing radioactive plutonium rods from the nuclear plant are... hmm, let's call them paper."
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| "Dad! You can't put that stuff in the recycling. Or the trash, for that matter."
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| "Then what I am supposed to do with it?"
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