A Matter of Density is questline released during the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the building Super Collider. During the SciFi 2016 Event it also required completion of Dark Matters Pt. 7 to trigger.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Matter of Density Pt. 1 Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet 30s Cash100
Experience10
Bart
A Matter of Density Pt. 2 Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino 4h Cash100
Experience10
Lenny
A Matter of Density Pt. 3 Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss 4h Cash100
Experience10
Lenny

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

A Matter of Density Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
Bart Icon.png I need to use the bathroom.
Skinner Puzzled Icon.png That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
Bart Surprised Icon.png Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
Martin Icon.png Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
Bart Scared Icon.png Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
Stephen Hawking Icon.png Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!

A Matter of Density Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lenny Icon.png Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
Carl Icon.png Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
Lenny Annoyed Icon.png What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Surprised Icon.png That poor fool! What has he done?!
Stephen Hawking Sad Icon.png Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lenny Yay Icon.png Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
Carl Icon.png Half is just the right amount.
Lenny Icon.png Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
Carl Icon.png They look normal to me.

A Matter of Density Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Icon.png I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
Carl Icon.png Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
Carl Happy Icon.png Get it?
Lenny Angry Icon.png Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Annoyed Icon.png You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
Lenny Icon.png Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
Carl Annoyed Icon.png No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
Lenny Annoyed Icon.png Never!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lenny Icon.png All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
Carl Icon.png It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
Carl Icon.png Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
Stephen Hawking Surprised Icon.png But... but...
Stephen Hawking Deadpan Icon.png *sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.
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