| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| A Matter of Density Pt. 1
| Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet
| 30s
|  100
10
| Bart
|
| A Matter of Density Pt. 2
| Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino
| 4h
| 100
10
| Lenny
|
| A Matter of Density Pt. 3
| Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss
| 4h
| 100
10
| Lenny
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
|
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| I need to use the bathroom.
|
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| That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
|
|
| Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
|
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| Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
|
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| Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
|
|
| Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
|
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| Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
|
|
| Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
|
|
| What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| That poor fool! What has he done?!
|
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| Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
|
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| Half is just the right amount.
|
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| Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
|
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| They look normal to me.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
|
|
| Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
|
|
| Get it?
|
|
| Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
|
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| Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
|
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| No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
|
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| Never!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
|
|
| It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
|
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| Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
|
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| But... but...
|
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| *sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.
|
100 
10
