"Manjula! My beautiful yet critical wife! You have finally returned to me!"
"Oh Apu! I have missed you so! Have you gained weight?"
"Ah, finally my neck feels at home with you breathing down it."
"Where are the children? Are the still eight of them?"
"You'll pleased to know I didn't lose a single one!" "For more than 48 hours..." "Plus we even briefly had nine babies, before I realized Hans Moleman was scamming me for free formula."
"If two strangers married by distant relatives for economic and social gain can't have perfect marital bliss, who can?" "I need to teach Apu not to take me for granted."
"Perhaps I could ask Marge Simpson what she does with her husband, and then do the opposite.
"I've come to a decision Marge, and I couldn't have done it without you! I'm going to leave Apu!"
"WHAT? You just sat down! At least have a finger sandwich."
"I saw all I needed to see. Don't worry, I'll go back to him when he's learned his lesson." "Until then, I'll stay with you. Point me to your nearest guest suite and your supply of saffron."
"Hmmm. Do you know how long it will take for Apu to realize the error of his ways?"
"We Hindus think on a longer timeline than mere days or weeks or years."
"D'OH!"
"While I am here, I must request that you do not drink alcohol since it is against my religion."
"What a lovely meal! I can’t believe how delicious they can make vegan foam."
"I’m stuffed. I couldn't breathe another scented air."
"And that dessert of rehydrated water with Manjula written in frozen rehydrated water on top!" "And best of all, you haven’t mentioned the Kwik-E-Mart once."
"The Kwik-E-Mart is fine. Unattended. So alone. Probably frightened. Did it just get hotter in here? Is anyone else having trouble breathing?"
*sigh* "The only problem with forgiving you is that we have to back to our normal lives."
"The night is young. We don’t have to go back just yet."
"Make-out Point?"
"I was thinking of an even more romantic spot. Romantic and well-lit and constantly threatened by thieves…"
"This dance in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot reminds me of our honeymoon… also in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot." "At least this time you got the feral cat population under control."
"Yes, although the wolf that ate them is still at large. But I’m sure the bear arriving next week will solve that problem."
"Wait… Where are you going Apu?"
"Now that I've won back your love, I can FINALLY return to work. Americans’ need to eat themselves to death stops for no one."
"Have you guys made up yet? I need pork rinds."
"Right this way, loyal customer. With our current promotion you can buy three bags of pork rinds for only four times the cost."