A Lesser Evil is a premium side questline that was released on August 28, 2022, for the Showbiz Showdown 2022 Event. It requires the premium character, Chinnos.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| A Lesser Evil Pt. 1 | Make Chinnos Go With Mr. Burns Make Burns Recruit Chinnos* |
4h 4h |
 100  10
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Chinnos |
| A Lesser Evil Pt. 2 | Make Burns Coach Chinnos* Make Chinnos Try to Get Into Character |
4h 4h |
100 10
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Chinnos |
| A Lesser Evil Pt. 3 | Make Chinnos Use the Doomsday App | 4h | 200 20
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Chinnos |
*Only appears if the player has Mr. Burns.
Dialogue[]
A Lesser Evil Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Thank you all for attending today's anger management seminar. Who would like to begin? |
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I still don't see why I have to be here in the first place. |
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Because in some circles, seizing the entire east coast from the United States of America is frowned upon. |
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Pfft. Liberals. |
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We have a new member joining us. Chinnos, why don't you introduce yourself to the group. |
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Hello. Name's Chinnos. I'm not really sure why I'm here either. |
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Agreed. This class is a sham. |
| File:Marvin Monroe Confused Icon.png | Then why are you here, Mr. Burns? |
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I'm recruiting promising, evil up-and-comers into my cartel. |
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I don't want my seminar used for nefarious purposes. You're going to have to leave. |
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Fine. But before I go, I'm taking Chinnos with me. |
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And before I go, I'm taking some of the complimentary juice and cookies from the table. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Nice place you got here, Mr. Burns. |
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It's what a life of villainy has afforded me. |
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I notice you've got a bit of a mosquito problem... *shaking hounds off his leg* |
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Those aren't bugs, those are my vicious hounds! |
| File:Chinnos Happy Icon.png | These happy little guys? *tickling hounds* They're not vicious at all. |
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Strange... Usually when my hounds sink their teeth into intruders, they release horrified screams. |
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It seems this man is impervious to pain, sir. |
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I could use someone like that, Smithers. |
| File:Smithers Confused Icon.png | For picking raspberries in the thorn bushes? |
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No, you ninny, for terrorizing my underlings! |
A Lesser Evil Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Just look at him, Smithers. Isn't he fantastic? |
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Pfft, I don't see what he has that I don't. |
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For starters he's eight feet tall and a monster. Tell me, Mr. Chinnos, what are your darkest desires? |
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Well, I don't know how dark it is, but I'd like for people to see me in a different light. Not always as an evil bad guy. |
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I beg your pardon? Being evil is great. It's what's made me wealthy. |
| File:Chinnos Confused Icon.png | But does that wealth bring you happiness? |
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Of course, it does! Tremendous happiness! But let's rewind here and take a moment to find your inner villain. |
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Only after we get back to the anger management class. I'll bet they're wondering where we waltzed off to. |
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*angry murmur* |
A Lesser Evil Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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My God, man. Was that your best attempt at being evil? That was truly awful. |
| File:Chinnos Confused Icon.png | Truly awful like in an evil way? |
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Like in a "you are a disgrace to villains everywhere" way! |
| File:Chinnos Annoyed Icon.png | Alright, I guess it's time I brought out the big guns... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Another colossal failure. I'm beginning to question if you're even supervillain material. |
| File:Chinnos Surprised Icon.png | Please, Mr. Burns, give me one more chance! |
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No, I'm through with you. Smithers, see Mr. Chinnos out. |
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Right away, sir. Will you be needing any other evil deeds carried out for the day? |
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Eh, I'm exhausted. Just knock an ice cream cone out of a child's hands and call it a day. |
