A League of His Own is a limited time side quest chain involving the character Jasper Beardly and his Baseball Jasper's new costume released on June 23, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 1.


Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A League of His Own Pt. 1 Make Baseball Jasper Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball 4h Cash100, XP10 Jasper
A League of His Own Pt. 2 Make Baseball Jasper Hide 4h Cash100, XP10 Jasper
A League of His Own Pt. 3 Make Baseball Jasper Swing Bat 24h Cash100, XP10 Grampa
A League of His Own Pt. 4 Make Baseball Jasper Sign Autographs 60m Cash100, XP10 Grampa
A League of His Own Pt. 5 Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed 60m Cash100, XP10 Jasper


A League of His Own Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Baseball Jasper Icon "Zzzz..."
Grampa Icon "Jasper you fool! Why are you wearing an old-time woman's baseball uniform? And why is the name on the back “Jasperien?”"
Baseball Jasper Surprised Icon "It's not what you think!"
Baseball Jasper Icon "See, in the 1940s and early 50s, I posed as a woman to play in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This was my uniform."
Grampa Icon "I know! I was on your team you idjit!"
Baseball Jasper Icon "But, see, I had a very good REASON to join the ladies' league. And it's not what you think. I did it... to avoid the draft."
Grampa Icon "I know! I joined for the same reason, and you ratted me out!"
Baseball Jasper Icon "Did I? Oh. Well, you’ll never figure out why I put on the old uniform again."
Baseball Jasper Icon "Why I would risk having my subterfuge come to light after all these years..."
Grampa Icon "Because you're losing your skull marbles, and you thought it was 1953."
Baseball Jasper Icon "Right. Good guess."
Baseball Jasper Surprised Icon "Speaking of it being 1953 -- there's a fly ball! I got it! Jasperien's got it!"

A League of His Own Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Baseball Jasper Icon "It's sure been fun thinking it's 1953. But I should probably change outta this skirt."
Grampa Surprised Icon "Jasper! The War Board is comin' for ya! They know you've been posing as a girl to dodge the draft."
Grampa Surprised Icon "They're gonna execute you, then send you to fight in the Pacific!"
Baseball Jasper Surprised Icon "I gotta hide!"
Grampa Icon "Heh-heh. It sure is fun being a little less senile than your friends."

A League of His Own Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Surprised Icon "Jasper, FDR himself just rode into town! He's got a pair of six shooters, and he's hoppin' mad you've been dodging the draft!"
Grampa Surprised Icon "And he thinks you're the worst baseball player he's ever seen -- boy or girl."
Grampa Surprised Icon "He's gonna charge you with high treason because you can't drive the ball to the opposite field! You'll get the firing squad for sure!"
Baseball Jasper Surprised Icon "Then I've got mere moments to improve my swing!"

A League of His Own Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon "Good news, Jasperien! You caught a lucky break. FDR just got off the phone with Emperor Hirohito."
Grampa Icon "Turns out the Emperor is a huge fan of yours!"
Grampa Icon "FDR says that if you'll sign a few baseball cards for Japan's leader, this whole world war can be over by dinnertime."
Baseball Jasper Annoyed Icon "Anything to get that gun-totin' New Deal-slingin' maniac off my back. To the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop!"
Comic Book Guy Icon "I sell baseball cards? That's odd. I never really noticed it was in the name of the store."

A League of His Own Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Baseball Jasper Happy Icon "Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders."
Baseball Jasper Icon "They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak!"
Grampa Icon "You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer."
Baseball Jasper Happy Icon "You mean... I'm safe?"
Grampa Surprised Icon "Far from it! Not so long as J. Edgar Hoover is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports."
Grampa Surprised Icon "They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run!"
Baseball Jasper Surprised Icon "I gotta get out of this uniform!"



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