"Sooooo, Gina, you know how you got thrown into jail for that little incident at Disneyland?"
"For pushing Snow White off a parapet? I wish I’d pushed off the “Frozen” sisters along with her."
"Well the thing is... you didn’t actually push her."
"Someone framed me? It was Dopey, wasn’t it!"
"Nope. It was me."
"WHAT?"
"Sorry, I know you’re mad at me for costing you eight months of your life."
"No, I’m angry because pushing Snow White off a parapet was the coolest thing I’d ever done! I’m having a major existential identity crisis right now."
A Krusty Reunion Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"Thanks so much for forgiving me! I thought you were gonna try and kill me."
"Well, I can’t afford another arrest ‘cause I have three balls already."
"Don’t you mean two strikes?"
"I’m a girl -- I don’t know sports."
"This BFF trip to Krustyland was a great idea. What should we do first?"
"How ‘bout we take a selfie and post it on Springface? We can announce our friendship and all our female friends can comment on how beautiful we look."
"Cool! Where should we take it?"
Jobs Started[]
Character
Dialogue
"What the heck? I thought I was your BFF!"
"You are: my Best Friend Fatality. The only thing cooler than pushing Snow White off the parapet is pushing the girl who pushed Snow White off the parapet off the parapet!"
"Nooooooooo!"
"Crap, there’s water down there...she isn’t even gonna get a scratch. Can’t Krustyland do ANYTHING right?"