A Jazzy Xmas Special was a limited-time questline released on January 1, 2020. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event, following the Act 3 quest Abe the Toy Soldier.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 1 Collect Cologne (x50)
Make Grampa Get Nostalgic About Rita
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 2 Collect Cologne (x100)
Make Grampa Clean Himself Up for a Date
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 3 Collect Cologne (x100)
Make Grampa Tell Rita Stories
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 4 Collect Cologne (x100)
Make Grampa Rush to Buy a New Ring
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 5 Collect Cologne (x100)
Make Grampa Deliver Presents With the Family
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4h
Cash200
Experience20
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Death Happy Icon.png Great! So that’s how you saved Christmas.
Grampa Surprised Icon.png What are you talking about? That story was about the FBI and Communists.
Death Annoyed Icon.png Close enough. Off we go to the afterlife. Come on, come on!
Grampa Serious Icon.png I’m not going through pearly gate one until I tell you how I saved Christmas.
Death Annoyed Icon.png Okay, fine! I’m an emotionless specter, but, boy, I am so going to enjoy killing you.
Grampa Icon.png It all started right after my wife Mona ran away.
Grampa Icon.png I was bussing tables at Spiro’s Jazz Den when I met a lovely lady named Rita Lafleur.
Grampa Icon.png She had legs that went all the way to the place next door… Gunther’s Polka Hole.

End[edit | edit source]

Winter Wonderland Mystery Box Token
 
— System Message.


A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png Right away, I fell for Rita hard.
Grampa Singing Icon.png *playing piano* My heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place.
Rita LaFleur Icon.png Hey, you're quite the singer... and looker. I love a man with jowls.
Rita LaFleur Happy Icon.png Let’s paint the town red, daddy-o!
Grampa Sad Icon.png I'd love to. But that reminds me. I *am* a daddy. Ohhhh.
Grampa Icon.png Just let me go home, stuff a burger into Homer, and get dressed up for a night on the town. Homer can put himself to bed.
Rita LaFleur Icon.png I love how you take a small amount of responsibility for your son.

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No dialogue.

A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png It didn’t take long for me to get serious about Rita.
Grampa Icon.png Rita, I’m thinking maybe we should get married.
Rita LaFleur Surprised Icon.png Um, we haven’t even had our first date yet.
Grampa Icon.png That’s why I’m asking you now, before you find out what I’m like on a date.
Rita LaFleur Sad Icon.png Abe, I’m just out to have some fun. Let’s not ruin tonight with talk of marriage.
Grampa Icon.png Right. I’ll ruin it with talk about what I did in the war.
Grampa Happy Icon.png Did I ever tell you about how I saved Christmas?

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Character Dialogue
Death Annoyed Icon.png You just retold me all your previous stories as part of telling this story!
Grampa Icon.png That’s a trick I learned in the war! You see--
Death Annoyed Icon.png Just get back to telling me about Rita!

A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png I figured I had to win Rita over with a big romantic gesture on Christmas Eve…
Grampa Happy Icon.png Look, Homer. I bought an engagement ring for Rita. She’s gonna be your new mom.
Baby Homer Icon.png Goo goo.
Grampa Icon.png Pretty, ain’t it? You wanna hold it?
Baby Homer Sad Icon.png *gulp*
Grampa Startled Icon.png Holy smokes, ya idjit, you swallowed it!
Grampa Sad Icon.png I’ve gotta buy a new ring before all the stores close for Christmas Eve!

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Startled Icon.png Get that sleigh out of the road, ya fat slowpoke!
Grampa Serious Icon.png I gotta get an engagement ring for my gal.
Santa Claus Defensive Icon.png Watch where you’re going! I have presents for the children.
Santa Claus Annoyed Icon.png My sleigh! You smashed it up with your car! This could ruin Christmas!
Death Icon.png Hey, you’re finally getting to the story! I was scared you never would.
Winter Wonderland Mystery Box Token
 
— System Message.


A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Santa Claus Annoyed Icon.png This is the last straw. My sleigh is wrecked, I’m exhausted, and kids are so demanding…
Santa Claus Annoyed Icon.png All they want is toys, toys, toys. Whatever happened to the days when they were thrilled to get an orange in their stocking?
Grampa Serious Icon.png I’ll make you a deal, Santa. You get me a nice diamond ring, and me and Rita will deliver your presents.
Santa Claus Happy Icon.png Deal! And I’ll throw in an old worn-out magic reindeer. They make fine eating!

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon.png And that’s how I saved Christmas…
Death Icon.png So you actually delivered all the toys?
Grampa Icon.png Nah, didn’t even come close. Dumped most of them in the lake, in fact.
Death Annoyed Icon.png How is that saving Christmas?
Grampa Icon.png Well, without Santa’s elf-made crap, parents had to buy genuine high-quality made-in-America toys.
Grampa Happy Icon.png I saved the economy and kids got better presents.
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