A Jazzy Xmas Special
Release Date
January 1, 2020
A Jazzy Xmas Special was a limited-time questline released on January 1, 2020. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event , following the Act 3 quest Abe the Toy Soldier .
Quests [ ]
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Triggered By
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 1
Collect Cologne (x50) Make Grampa Get Nostalgic About Rita
- 4h
100 10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 2
Collect Cologne (x100) Make Grampa Clean Himself Up for a Date
- 4h
100 10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 3
Collect Cologne (x100) Make Grampa Tell Rita Stories
- 4h
100 10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 4
Collect Cologne (x100) Make Grampa Rush to Buy a New Ring
- 4h
100 10
Auto
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 5
Collect Cologne (x100) Make Grampa Deliver Presents With the Family
- 4h
200 20
Auto
Dialogue [ ]
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 1 [ ]
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Dialogue
Great! So that’s how you saved Christmas.
What are you talking about? That story was about the FBI and Communists.
Close enough. Off we go to the afterlife. Come on, come on!
I’m not going through pearly gate one until I tell you how I saved Christmas.
Okay, fine! I’m an emotionless specter, but, boy, I am so going to enjoy killing you.
It all started right after my wife Mona ran away.
I was bussing tables at Spiro’s Jazz Den when I met a lovely lady named Rita Lafleur.
She had legs that went all the way to the place next door… Gunther’s Polka Hole.
End [ ]
“
Winter Wonderland Mystery Box Token
”
— System Message.
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 2 [ ]
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Character
Dialogue
Right away, I fell for Rita hard.
*playing piano* My heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place.
Hey, you're quite the singer... and looker. I love a man with jowls.
Let’s paint the town red, daddy-o!
I'd love to. But that reminds me. I *am* a daddy. Ohhhh.
Just let me go home, stuff a burger into Homer, and get dressed up for a night on the town. Homer can put himself to bed.
I love how you take a small amount of responsibility for your son.
End [ ]
No dialogue.
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 3 [ ]
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It didn’t take long for me to get serious about Rita.
Rita, I’m thinking maybe we should get married.
Um, we haven’t even had our first date yet.
That’s why I’m asking you now, before you find out what I’m like on a date.
Abe, I’m just out to have some fun. Let’s not ruin tonight with talk of marriage.
Right. I’ll ruin it with talk about what I did in the war.
Did I ever tell you about how I saved Christmas?
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You just retold me all your previous stories as part of telling this story!
That’s a trick I learned in the war! You see--
Just get back to telling me about Rita!
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 4 [ ]
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Character
Dialogue
I figured I had to win Rita over with a big romantic gesture on Christmas Eve…
Look, Homer. I bought an engagement ring for Rita. She’s gonna be your new mom.
Goo goo.
Pretty, ain’t it? You wanna hold it?
*gulp*
Holy smokes, ya idjit, you swallowed it!
I’ve gotta buy a new ring before all the stores close for Christmas Eve!
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Get that sleigh out of the road, ya fat slowpoke!
I gotta get an engagement ring for my gal.
Watch where you’re going! I have presents for the children.
My sleigh! You smashed it up with your car! This could ruin Christmas!
Hey, you’re finally getting to the story! I was scared you never would.
“
Winter Wonderland Mystery Box Token
”
— System Message.
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 5 [ ]
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Dialogue
This is the last straw. My sleigh is wrecked, I’m exhausted, and kids are so demanding…
All they want is toys, toys, toys. Whatever happened to the days when they were thrilled to get an orange in their stocking?
I’ll make you a deal, Santa. You get me a nice diamond ring, and me and Rita will deliver your presents.
Deal! And I’ll throw in an old worn-out magic reindeer. They make fine eating!
End [ ]
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Dialogue
And that’s how I saved Christmas…
So you actually delivered all the toys?
Nah, didn’t even come close. Dumped most of them in the lake, in fact.
How is that saving Christmas?
Well, without Santa’s elf-made crap, parents had to buy genuine high-quality made-in-America toys.
I saved the economy and kids got better presents.