| A Holiday Hymn | |
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Event | |
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Release Date |
December 26, 2013 |
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Number of Quests |
5 |
Quests
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| Quest | Requirements | Time |
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| A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1 | Make Ebenezer Burns Ignore Holiday Warning | 60m |
| A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2 | Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money | 4h |
| A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3 | Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas | 12h |
| A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4 | Make Ebenezer Burns Work on "The Weapon" | 12h |
| A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5 | Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits | 24h |
DialogueEdit
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
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| "Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?" "Let's see: South Street Orphange... off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy... off! The Cratchit Family -- shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do... off!" |
 | "Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!" |
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| "Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer." |
| "Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity..." |
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| "The only eternity I care about is how long this conversation is taking. Now where was I... ah, yes! The Springfield Home for Wounded Firefighters... off!" |
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
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| "Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past--" |
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| "No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!" |
| "Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then--" |
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| "I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss." |
| "Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil." |
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| "Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message." |
| ..."Are you being serious this time, or..." |
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| "No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do." |
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
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| Ebenezer, let's skip the whole "Christmas past" thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees. |
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| Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again. |
| Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame! |
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| Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record? |
| Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant. |
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| He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my "faithful employee?" Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted? |
| Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known-- |
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| Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you. |
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
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| Seriously, Ebenezer. I'm only trying to help here. |
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| You can help by handing me that wrench. |
| Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven. |
| That's a solid deal, any way you look at it. |
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| Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light. |
| Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway? |
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| You'll see. |
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
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| Say, what is that thing you've built? |
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| I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures. |
| I don't like the sound of that. |
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No, you shouldn’t. |
