A Holiday Hymn is a quest that is unlocked with Ebenezer Burns on December 26, 2013.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1 Make Ebenezer Burns Ignore Holiday Warning 60m Cash100
Experience10
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2 Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money 4h Cash100
Experience10
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3 Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas 12h Cash200
Experience20
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4 Make Ebenezer Burns Work on "The Weapon" 12h Cash200
Experience20
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5 Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits 24h Cash200
Experience20

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png "Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?"
"Let's see: South Street Orphange... off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy... off! The Cratchit Family -- shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do... off!"
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
"Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!"
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png "Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer."
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
"Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity..."
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png "The only eternity I care about is how long this conversation is taking. Now where was I... ah, yes! The Springfield Home for Wounded Firefighters... off!"

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
"Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past--"
Ebenezer Burns Upset Icon.png "No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!"
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
"Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then--"
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png "I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss."
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
"Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil."
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png "Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message."
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
"... Are you being serious this time, or..."
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png "No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do."

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Ebenezer, let's skip the whole "Christmas past" thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees.
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!
Ebenezer Burns Angry Icon.png Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record?
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant.
Ebenezer Burns Angry Icon.png He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my "faithful employee?" Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted?
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known--
Ebenezer Burns Angry Icon.png Idiot.
Ebenezer Burns Angry Icon.png Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Seriously, Ebenezer. I'm only trying to help here.
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png You can help by handing me that wrench.
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
That's a solid deal, any way you look at it.
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light.
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png You'll see.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Holiday Spirit Icon.png
Say, what is that thing you've built?
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures.
Holiday Spirit Shocked.png I don't like the sound of that.
Ebenezer Burns Icon.png No, you shouldn’t.
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