A Hole in None is a premium side questline that was released on December 26, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Lee Carvallo.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Triggered By
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A Hole in None Pt. 1
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Make Lee Carvallo Display His Awards
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8h
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100 10
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Auto
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A Hole in None Pt. 2
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Make Lee Carvallo Take a Perfect Shot
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4h
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100 10
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Lee Carvallo
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A Hole in None Pt. 3
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Make Lee Carvallo Suck at Mini Golf
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60m
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100 10
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Lee Carvallo
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A Hole in None Pt. 4
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Make Lee Carvallo Ruin His Perfect Record
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8h
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100 10
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Auto
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A Hole in None Pt. 5
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Make Lee Carvallo Show No Love
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12h
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200 20
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Auto
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Dialogue[]
A Hole in None Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Welcome to Channel 6’s coverage of the Springfield Celebrity Pro-am, America’s premier mini-golf tournament.
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I'm joined by legendary golf champion Lee Carvallo. Lee, how do you like your chances today?
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I just want to go out there and give it my all. It’s a talented field, lot of great players, we’ll see how it goes.
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*chuckles* Every athlete is just a mind-numbingly boring interview, Lee. I didn’t realize that included golfers, but I see it does.
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It is what it is. We’ll just see how it goes, try to have fun out there.
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*laughs* Stunningly bland! Lee, show us some of the trophies you've won over the years. Anything is better than listening to you.
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End[]
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Lee, I would literally kill everyone on this planet for a single daytime Emmy. And here you are, a mindless dud, surrounded by awards.
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Moving on. Lee, instead of listening to your moronic blather, let’s meet the amateur you’ll be paired with today.
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One day at a time, right?
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That was in no way a response to what I said. Good job, Lee!
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Hey-diddly-o, Mr. C! Ned Flanders here. Honored to be your partner.
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Excited to get out there and let the chips fall where they may. Course looks to be in great shape, excited for the challenge.
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What a charming man, eh, Kent?
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There’s not a single working neuron in his skull.
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A Hole in None Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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So, Mr. Carvallo. Are you familiar with our mini-golf course? Need any pointers?
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*chuckles* You can only do what you can do. We’ll see how it goes. Excited to compete.
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Okay... that’s the spirit, I guess. Just be advised, the wind tends to sort of whip around that windmill, so stay to the right.
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Course is in great shape. Strong field, gonna be a challenge, one shot at a time, short memory.
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Is that... did you hear what I said? It feels like you didn’t...
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End[]
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Beautiful tee shot on the first hole for Lee. He’s putting on a mini-golf clinic today, folks!
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Just gotta stay within myself. Can’t wait to get out there.
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Uh... you DO realize we’ve already started playing, Mr. Carvallo?
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I’ve been striking the ball well in practice. We’ll see what happens on the course.
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*uncomfortable chuckle* Let’s... let’s just move on to the next hole.
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A Hole in None Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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This next green is tricky, Lee. Make sure you aim for the ramp on the left. The other ramp drops you into a pretty nasty spot.
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Looking forward to playing some mini-golf.
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Wait, Lee! I meant to say aim for the ramp on the right! The right!
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Too late! He’s stuck behind the little lighthouse. It’ll be a double bogey for sure!
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It is what it is! Every day playing golf is a good day!
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Oh, my. He’s furious.
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End[]
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If I’m seeing the breaks, I like my chances! Beautiful day for golf!
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Mr. Carvallo, I’m real sorry about that last hole. I made a mistake. Please don’t scream at me.
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It’s a marathon, not a sprint! These are some great fans!
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Mr. Carvallo, you’re turning beet red! Try to breathe!
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A Hole in None Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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In a shocking development, Lee Carvallo finds himself ten shots behind the leaders.
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A living legend, a man who’s never lost a mini-golf game in his life, could see it all go up in flames here today.
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Ever since Ned Flanders steered him towards the wrong ramp, Carvallo has completely crumbled. I’ve rarely seen a professional athlete this broken.
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Lee, what’s going through your head right now?
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The greens are playing fast but fair! I’m just looking to string together a few good holes! It’s great weather for golf!
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And so this pea-brained champion, this dim-witted maestro of the greens, withers before our very eyes.
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End[]
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Lee Carvallo’s sad march continues. Now forty-three shots behind the leaders, he stalks the 17th green, completely unhinged.
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*shouting in the distance* THIS IS A GREAT TOURNAMENT! I WANT TO THANK BANK OF SPRINGFIELD FOR SPONSORING A FIRST-CLASS OPERATION!
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A Hole in None Pt. 5[]
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Dialogue
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Mr. Carvallo? Can I get you anything? A glass of water maybe?
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It’s about consistency. Just trying to do the same thing, swing after swing.
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Again, I’m really sorry about what happened. Could you find it in your heart to forgive me?
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*stares daggers at Flanders* Every tournament is different. Sometimes the ball rolls funny.
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Just one word of comfort for my guilty soul? That’s all I ask...
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*his look growing even more hate-filled* I love the game of golf.
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End[]
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It’s never easy to watch a greatness dim. Lee Carvallo was a hero to many. Today, that all ended.
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We may never know exactly what was going on in his head. Or if ANYTHING was going on in his head, which I seriously doubt.
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But we do know this -- as far as Lee Carvallo is concerned, it was a great day for golf. Also, it is what it is.
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