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A Hole in None is a premium side questline that was released on December 26, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Lee Carvallo.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Hole in None Pt. 1 Make Lee Carvallo Display His Awards 8h Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Hole in None Pt. 2 Make Lee Carvallo Take a Perfect Shot 4h Cash100
XP10
Lee Carvallo
A Hole in None Pt. 3 Make Lee Carvallo Suck at Mini Golf 60m Cash100
XP10
Lee Carvallo
A Hole in None Pt. 4 Make Lee Carvallo Ruin His Perfect Record 8h Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Hole in None Pt. 5 Make Lee Carvallo Show No Love 12h Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

A Hole in None Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon Welcome to Channel 6’s coverage of the Springfield Celebrity Pro-am, America’s premier mini-golf tournament.
Brockman Happy Icon I'm joined by legendary golf champion Lee Carvallo. Lee, how do you like your chances today?
Lee Carvallo Happy Icon I just want to go out there and give it my all. It’s a talented field, lot of great players, we’ll see how it goes.
Brockman Icon *chuckles* Every athlete is just a mind-numbingly boring interview, Lee. I didn’t realize that included golfers, but I see it does.
Lee Carvallo Icon It is what it is. We’ll just see how it goes, try to have fun out there.
Brockman Happy Icon *laughs* Stunningly bland! Lee, show us some of the trophies you've won over the years. Anything is better than listening to you.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Lee, I would literally kill everyone on this planet for a single daytime Emmy. And here you are, a mindless dud, surrounded by awards.
Brockman Icon Moving on. Lee, instead of listening to your moronic blather, let’s meet the amateur you’ll be paired with today.
Lee Carvallo Happy Icon One day at a time, right?
Brockman Icon That was in no way a response to what I said. Good job, Lee!
Ned Happy Icon Hey-diddly-o, Mr. C! Ned Flanders here. Honored to be your partner.
Lee Carvallo Happy Icon Excited to get out there and let the chips fall where they may. Course looks to be in great shape, excited for the challenge.
Ned Icon What a charming man, eh, Kent?
Brockman Icon There’s not a single working neuron in his skull.

A Hole in None Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Ned Happy Icon So, Mr. Carvallo. Are you familiar with our mini-golf course? Need any pointers?
Lee Carvallo Icon *chuckles* You can only do what you can do. We’ll see how it goes. Excited to compete.
Ned Icon Okay... that’s the spirit, I guess. Just be advised, the wind tends to sort of whip around that windmill, so stay to the right.
Lee Carvallo Icon Course is in great shape. Strong field, gonna be a challenge, one shot at a time, short memory.
Ned Confused Icon Is that... did you hear what I said? It feels like you didn’t...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon Beautiful tee shot on the first hole for Lee. He’s putting on a mini-golf clinic today, folks!
Lee Carvallo Happy Icon Just gotta stay within myself. Can’t wait to get out there.
Ned Confused Icon Uh... you DO realize we’ve already started playing, Mr. Carvallo?
Lee Carvallo Happy Icon I’ve been striking the ball well in practice. We’ll see what happens on the course.
Ned Confused Icon *uncomfortable chuckle* Let’s... let’s just move on to the next hole.

A Hole in None Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Ned Icon This next green is tricky, Lee. Make sure you aim for the ramp on the left. The other ramp drops you into a pretty nasty spot.
Lee Carvallo Happy Icon Looking forward to playing some mini-golf.
Ned Shocked Icon Wait, Lee! I meant to say aim for the ramp on the right! The right!
Ned Shocked Icon Too late! He’s stuck behind the little lighthouse. It’ll be a double bogey for sure!
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon It is what it is! Every day playing golf is a good day!
Ned Surprised Icon Oh, my. He’s furious.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon If I’m seeing the breaks, I like my chances! Beautiful day for golf!
Ned Worried Icon Mr. Carvallo, I’m real sorry about that last hole. I made a mistake. Please don’t scream at me.
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon It’s a marathon, not a sprint! These are some great fans!
Ned Shocked Icon Mr. Carvallo, you’re turning beet red! Try to breathe!

A Hole in None Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Brockman Grim Icon In a shocking development, Lee Carvallo finds himself ten shots behind the leaders.
Brockman Grim Icon A living legend, a man who’s never lost a mini-golf game in his life, could see it all go up in flames here today.
Brockman Grim Icon Ever since Ned Flanders steered him towards the wrong ramp, Carvallo has completely crumbled. I’ve rarely seen a professional athlete this broken.
Brockman Icon Lee, what’s going through your head right now?
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon The greens are playing fast but fair! I’m just looking to string together a few good holes! It’s great weather for golf!
Brockman Sad Icon And so this pea-brained champion, this dim-witted maestro of the greens, withers before our very eyes.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Grim Icon Lee Carvallo’s sad march continues. Now forty-three shots behind the leaders, he stalks the 17th green, completely unhinged.
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon *shouting in the distance* THIS IS A GREAT TOURNAMENT! I WANT TO THANK BANK OF SPRINGFIELD FOR SPONSORING A FIRST-CLASS OPERATION!

A Hole in None Pt. 5 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Ned Shocked Icon Mr. Carvallo? Can I get you anything? A glass of water maybe?
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon It’s about consistency. Just trying to do the same thing, swing after swing.
Ned Worried Icon Again, I’m really sorry about what happened. Could you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon *stares daggers at Flanders* Every tournament is different. Sometimes the ball rolls funny.
Ned Worried Icon Just one word of comfort for my guilty soul? That’s all I ask...
Lee Carvallo Annoyed Icon *his look growing even more hate-filled* I love the game of golf.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Grim Icon It’s never easy to watch a greatness dim. Lee Carvallo was a hero to many. Today, that all ended.
Brockman Grim Icon We may never know exactly what was going on in his head. Or if ANYTHING was going on in his head, which I seriously doubt.
Brockman Grim Icon But we do know this -- as far as Lee Carvallo is concerned, it was a great day for golf. Also, it is what it is.
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