A Healthy Distaste was a limited-time questline that was released on July 12, 2023. It was the intro questline for the Food Wars 2023 Event. It was succeeded by the main questline, Climbing Hamburger Hill,.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| A Healthy Distaste | Make Springfielders Flock to Healthy Restaurants (x5) Make Krusty Cancel Expansion Plans |
6s 6s |
 100  10
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Auto |
Dialogue[]
A Healthy Distaste[]
Start[]
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What's going on? There are cars backed up around the block. |
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Bart, did you change the street signs to Japanese again? |
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Yeah. |
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Why you little! |
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But I did that in Shelbyville, not here. |
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Heh-heh, stupid monolingual Shelbyvillians... |
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Looks like the traffic jam is from a new fast food restaurant that just opened up. |
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New fast food restaurant?! Marge, pull over! |
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Homer, you're driving! |
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AHHH! |
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Hey-hey-hey, don't change the subject. I wonder what kind of fast food joint it is – Nashville chicken? Hot chicken?? NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN?! |
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"Low-Fat Lad" restaurant?? Looks like Lard Lad is rebranding. I hope their menu is more creative than their new name... |
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Low Fat? What's the point of eating fast food if it's healthy?! |
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Oh, it's still overly processed and packed with chemicals. They just use words like "Organic" and "Cleanse" on it now. |
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Ooh, "cleanse". I like the sound of that! |
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"Cleanse" means diarrhea, mom. |
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So it is like regular fast food. Gimme-gimme-gimme! |
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Uh oh, even Homer Simpson is into Low-Fat Lad? And I just made plans to expand my Krusty Burger empire. |
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I gotta back out of this deal faster than Johnny Carson at a valet stand. Zing! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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| File:Bart Creeped Out Icon.png | That Low-Fat Lad meal was so gross! I bet the wrapper tastes better than the food. |
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Mmm...greasy wrapper. |
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Homer, don't eat it! These wrappers are made from recycled material. You don't know where it's been. |
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Maybe was recycled from old Krusty Burger wrappers? |
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No, the recycling plant turned us away. So did the landfills. |
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But I do own the largest floating garbage island in the Pacific! Speaking of which, do you have time to talk about an AMAZING timeshare opportunity? |
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Will there be free Krusty Burgers at the presentation? |
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No, our margins are razor thin after those people sued us for finding razors in their food. |
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Move outta my way, I gotta get to Krusty Burger and get this disgusting healthy taste out of my mouth! |
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Me too! Low-Fat Lad is leaving a worst taste in my mouth than the latest Radioactive Man re-reboot: "The Multiverse of Meaningless"! |
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What the heck, there's a huge line outside of Krusty Burger! Krusty, you need to build more restaurants! |
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I gotta cancel my plans to cancel my expansion plans! |
