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A Father's Father's Father was a premium limited-time side questline released on December 11, 2019 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. It required the premium character Old Tut.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 1 Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil
Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Old Tut
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2 Make Old Tut Release the Hounds 4h Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3 Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch 4h Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 4 Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage 12h Cash200
XP20
Old Tut

Dialogue Edit

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Old Tut Happy Icon Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression.
Mr. Burns Surprised Icon I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am.
Old Tut Annoyed Icon Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts?
Mr. Burns Happy Icon Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you.
Old Tut Icon I can teach you the basics...but it’s going to cost you a lot of money.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon What luck! That’s exactly what I’m made of.

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor.
Old Tut Happy Icon I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds.
Smithers Sad Icon Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut’s cruelty, they joined his team.
Old Tut Happy Icon Time for your next lesson, Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs.
Mr. Burns Sad Icon It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee.

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hans Moleman Icon Do you have the time?
Old Tut Annoyed Icon Indeed I do. I’m known for the accuracy of my pocket watch.
Old Tut Surprised Icon *checks pocket watch* Damn it, it’s not working.
Old Tut Sad Icon It’s never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch*
Death Icon I’m afraid time has stopped for you… permanently.
Old Tut Icon So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch?

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Father's Father's Father 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Old Tut Annoyed Icon Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It’s nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from?
Willie Angry Icon The Highlands.
Old Tut Annoyed Icon I’m from the Lowlands! It’s a fight to the death.
Willie Angry Icon *rips off shirt* With nothin’ but our bare hands…
Old Tut Annoyed Icon And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe*

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Old Tut Happy Icon You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie.
Willie Happy Icon You're not half bad yourself for an old timer.
Willie Icon Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip.
Old Tut Happy Icon Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I’ll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots.
Willie Happy Icon For a Scotsman, that means you really like me.
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