A Father's Father's Father
Release Date
December 11, 2019
A Father's Father's Father was a premium limited-time side questline released on December 11, 2019 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event . It required the premium character Old Tut .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 1
Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be EvilBurns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes
4h
Old Tut
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2
Make Old Tut Release the Hounds
4h
Mr. Burns
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3
Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch
4h
Hans Moleman
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 4
Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage
12h
Old Tut
Dialogue [ ] A Father's Father's Father Pt. 1 [ ] Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression.
I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am.
Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts?
Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you.
I can teach you the basics...but it’s going to cost you a lot of money.
What luck! That’s exactly what I’m made of.
End [ ] No dialogue.
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2 [ ] Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor.
I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises.
How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds.
Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut’s cruelty, they joined his team.
Time for your next lesson, Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs.
It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee.
End [ ] No dialogue.
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3 [ ] Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Do you have the time?
Indeed I do. I’m known for the accuracy of my pocket watch.
*checks pocket watch* Damn it, it’s not working.
It’s never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch*
I’m afraid time has stopped for you… permanently.
So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch?
End [ ] No dialogue.
A Father's Father's Father 4 [ ] Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It’s nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from?
The Highlands.
I’m from the Lowlands! It’s a fight to the death.
*rips off shirt* With nothin’ but our bare hands…
And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe*
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie.
You're not half bad yourself for an old timer.
Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip.
Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I’ll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots.
For a Scotsman, that means you really like me.
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