A Day at the Laissez-faire
Release Date
January 2, 2016
A Day at the Laissez-faire is a limited time side questline involving the character Mrs. Sinclair . It was released on January 2, 2016, during the Winter 2015 Event 's Act 3.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Mrs. Sinclair
Collect Pacifiers (9600)
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100 10
Auto
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 1
Make Mrs. Sinclair Set Up Shop
2h
100 10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 2
Make Carl Work Harder Make Lenny Work Harder Make Homer Try to Look Busy
4h
100 10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 3
Make Carl Work Easier Make Lenny Work Easier Make Homer Not Bother to Look Busy
12h
100 10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 4
Make Mrs. Sinclair Write Philosophical Essays
24h
100 10
Mrs. Sinclair
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 5
Make Mrs. Sinclair Find a New Job
8h
100 10
Mrs. Sinclair
Dialogue [ ]
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Greetings workers! I have gathered you all to discuss this year's employee efficiency report."
"To start with… you're all worthless! Your overall scores ranked beneath that of the earthworm!"
"Worms break down waste into usable compost!"
"As I will break you down!"
"And because worms give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm hiring someone to do this for me."
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I don't like the way that “Efficiency Manager” examines our every move."
"No kidding. Especially since we haven't moved all day!"
"Maybe we should move?"
"That's a pretty drastic, but yeah… let's show her how hard we can work."
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"For a person to prosper, one must embrace the virtue of selfishness."
"Rules only create barriers. To be truly free, you must adapt the world to your own needs first."
"Everything she's saying belongs on a teabag."
"But if she saying what I think she's saying, we should make up our own work rules."
"Yes! I call it the Laissez-faire Workday!"
"Woo hoo! And I call a 2 hour bathroom break!"
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"This new work policy is great. I'm getting 50% more work done in only twice the time!"
"Heh, heh, yeah, I'm saving time at home by getting all my sleep done at work!"
"I don't know what Sinclair's goal is, but I'm fine microwaving ketchup packets all day. Pop-pop-boom!"
A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"What in the name of Lucifer is going on?! Plant productivity has plummeted!"
"Allow me to explain. Each worker is expected to work for themselves, not for the profit of the company."
"Wha?!... Not profit for the company? The company is me!"
"She's a witch! Someone draw me a circle of salt and cast her out with flint pebbles!"
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