A Dance With Detention

A Dance With Detention was a limited-time questline released on January 23, 2019, as the main questline of the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
A Dance With Detention Pt. 1	Make Lisa Show Up Unfashionably Early Make Marge Drop Off Kids Make Bart Serve Detention	6s 6s 6s	100 10	Auto
A Dance With Detention Pt. 2	Make Lisa Defuse the Situation	6s	100 10	Auto
A Dance With Detention Pt. 3	Make Wiggum Escalate a De-Escalated Situation Make Snake Get Arrested	4h 4h	100 10	Auto
A Dance With Detention Pt. 4	Make Lisa Read All the Valentine Cards Make Bart Read All the Valentine Cards Make Willie Eat All the Chocolate	4h 4h 4h	200 20	Auto

Dialogue Edit

A Dance With Detention Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Why do I have to set up for the Valentine Dance as part of detention? Whatever happened to clapping erasers?
	There aren’t chalkboards anymore. Everything’s on myPads.
	Then can’t I clap myPads?
	That’s what got you detention in the first place!
	But why do I have to go to the dance three hours early too? I didn't do anything.
	It’s because Mommy doesn't want to take two trips.

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Bart, put these sealed Valentine cards on that table.
	groans
	Usually an accountant from Price, Waterhouse, Cupid does it, but I fired him after he botched the La La Labor Day cards.
	Is this detention drop-off? Jeremy said he needed to set up for a generic mid-February dance?
	He can start by sifting through the heart candies and throwing away all the lewd ones.
	Heart candies? Lewdness? Is this a Valentine's dance?!

A Dance With Detention Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	I HATE Valentine's Day! It makes me so angry!
	Why are you taking it so personally -- it’s just a fake holiday made up by card companies.
	Exactly! They make promises they can’t keep!
	Oh no, he's going for the Valentine Cards!
	No one come near me or the cards get it!
	I’ve got child-safe scissors, and, being a grown-up, I’m not afraid to use them!

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Mr. Snake, what if we told some stories about love? And then maybe you could let the cards go?
	Get real, little girl. A couple of stories aren’t going to change my mind.
	Okay. It was worth a shot.
	...well, I mean, you can still try. I’m not THAT cold-hearted!

Starts Act 1 main questline Lisa Live.

A Dance With Detention Pt. 3 Edit

Starts upon finishing Act 4 final questline All Dogs Go to Jail Outro.

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Snake is holding a massive grudge against Valentine’s Day, and it's all Skinner's fault!
	What are you talking about? Gloria is one of my students in night school.
	Oh, I guess it was just a misunderstanding. Can’t fault you for furthering your education.
	Here are your Valentine Cards back. This crisis is officially, like, over.
	Put your hands in the air, you scissor-wielding psychopath!

End Edit

No dialogue.

A Dance With Detention Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Stormed a children’s dance and saved a bunch of papers. Pretty standard Tuesday.
	Now, lets' see who wrote me a Valentine... Sherri or Terri?
	Aw man, it’s another detention from Skinner! And he dotted the “i” in detention with a heart!
	Hey Seymour, now that Snake is gone, are you ready to go on that date you promised?
	Dance is canceled, everybody! No one cared about this party anyways, right?
	groans