A Congress of Devils is a premium side questline that was released on October 14, 2020 for the Treehouse of Horror XXXI Event. It requires the premium character Old Scratch.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered by |
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| A Congress of Devils Pt. 1 | Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil Make the Devil Fight Old Scratch |
3h 3h |
 100 10
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Old Scratch |
| A Congress of Devils Pt. 2 | Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge Make the Devil Challenge Old Scratch to a Satan-Off |
60m 60m |
10010
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Bart |
| A Congress of Devils Pt. 3 | Make Old Scratch Flee Rasslin’ Raccoons Make Cletus Post Varmint Rasslin’ Videos Online |
4h 4h |
10010
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Old Scratch |
| A Congress of Devils Pt. 4 | Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons Make the Devil Try to Steal a Soul Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Sell His Soul |
2h 2h 2h |
10010
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Old Scratch |
| A Congress of Devils Pt. 5 | Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! Make Springfielders Get Riled Up About Devils Make Old Scratch Call in a Favor Make the Devil Enjoy Classic ’80s Metal |
3h 3h 3h 3h |
20020
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Ned |
Dialogue[]
A Congress of Devils Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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It’s good to get out of Hell for a bit and stretch my hooves! Maybe pick up a few fresh souls for the trip back. |
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Not so fast, pal! I’m the Prince of Darkness in Springfield! Now scram! |
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Oh, am I horning in on your turf? “Horning”. Get it? |
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Because we both have horns. Yes, I get it. |
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What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan. |
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Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, It's me! |
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How 'bout you be...let's see...the Prince of the Presbylutheran Church or the Dark Knight of North Haverbrook. Heh-heh. |
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Oh, that's it! You're going down! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of springfield! It truly is the End Times! |
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That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs— |
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There were three frogs. |
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They hopped at me! One touched my foot! |
A Congress of Devils Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Wow, that's way more hair-pulling than I expected in a fight between demons. |
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We fight dirty 'cause dirty is all we know! |
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Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld. |
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YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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So, here’s the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness |
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I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again! |
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Somebody got up on the wrong side of the River Styx this morning. |
A Congress of Devils Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Say there, you look like a fella who enjoys a good bargain. |
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Aw no, not another fiddle contest. |
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No. Something better. Have you ever thought about getting into the oil business? |
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Oil? Ain't no future in 'virementally un'stainable energy! |
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I seez the future in mobile phone entertainment. I luvs Varmint Rasslin' videos! |
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Varmint Rasslin'? Two animals fighting each other? Sounds hellishly good. I want in! |
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Tain't zactly how it works. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views |
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And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two? |
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Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in peace... |
A Congress of Devils Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Old Scratch is pretty shifty. I'll need my "A" game if I'm gonna stay on top of the hellhole hell heap. |
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Aw, no! I lost my job at the Widget Spinners store. I thought I'd be spinning there forever. |
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Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire? |
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Nah. millionaire is fine for me. |
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Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my boy... Heh-heh... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—! |
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I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul. |
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And we've got a 27% stake in his soul! |
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And don't forget about our 19%. |
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I believe! I'm into the lad as well! |
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How much of his soul is left? |
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Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you. |
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Uh, hey...did I say I own his soul? I meant Old Scratch! He's the guy you want! |
A Congress of Devils Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Friends and neighbors! There is a demonic scourge that is plaguing our town— |
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Ned, I told you, that wasn't a plague — just a mild rash from overwashing your— |
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Not that! I'm talking about an actual walking, talking force of evil. |
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Real devils! Trying to make bargains to steal people's souls! The Devil and Old Scratch!!! |
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Now, good people of Springfield, we need to drive these devils back from whence they came! |
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Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention. |
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Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call of our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us. |
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Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best friend… |
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An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college? |
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Even better...a despicable politician. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—! |
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Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all. |
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It's in our town charter. |
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You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?! |
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That is correct. And I’m also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days! |
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Mmm... Devil's food Days! |
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It's good to have friends in low places. |
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The lower the better. |