A Classless Reunion

A Classless Reunion was a the main questline of the A Classless Reunion 2019 Event, released on March 13, 2019. Progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was preceded by a short quest intro A Classless Reunion Intro.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
A Classless Reunion Pt. 1	Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak Make Barney Cling To His Dignity Collect Crowns (x200)	4h 4h -	100 10	Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 2	Make Marge Get All Dressed Up Make Homer Get All Dressed Up Collect Crowns (x200)	4h 4h -	100 10	Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 3	Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator Make Marge Wait for Homer Make Homer Wait for Food Collect Crowns (x250)	4h 4h 4h -	100 10	Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 4	Make Barney Streak Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht Collect Crowns (x300)	4h 4h -	100 10	Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 5	Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away Collect Crowns (x400)	4h -	200 20	Auto

Dialogue Edit

A Classless Reunion Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
	Are knives and forks included?
	Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. So you’re coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
	I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
	Well Barn, why don’t you show up here at noon instead of five? That’ll make up for the time you’ll be away at the reunion.
	Noon?! I’m not waking up that early. Besides, I don’t want to have to dig out my tux.
	Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
	Oh Homer, I can’t do that again! I’m a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation!

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	If you do it, I’ll buy you a beer.
	DEAL!
	Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
	Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
	How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
	You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
	You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
	Wow. You already finished Homer's?

Unlocks Reunion Limo.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Marge, help me put on this girdle?
	That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
	Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
	And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what’s this around your neck?
	It’s my bib for the roasted pig – look, it’s got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
	SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.

Unlocks PaZIFFic Princess.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
	At the buffet.
	Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
	I’m sorry sir, the roast pig won’t be ready for another hour.
	D'oh!
	Homer, let’s dance.
	I’m not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
	Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
	Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
	I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
	I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
	I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
	I’m here with Homer!
	Looks like he’s busy wooing the roasted pig!
	No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn’t ready yet.

Unlocks Reunion Dance Floor.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
	What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
	Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
	I guess that’s the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
	Aw, come here you lovable fool.
	I’ll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I’ve got it! I’ve got it all, and I’ll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
	Comin’ through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
	I didn’t come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!

Job start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
	He left!
	Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.

End Edit

Unlocks Dance the Night Away animated job.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
	*ring*
	The pig!
	I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
	Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
	Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles*
	Looks like we’ll be in this line for a while.
	We can dance here.

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
	We were dancing!
	Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
	Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
	No! The pig!
	You mouth off like that again and I’ll take my business elsewhere! *belch*

Unlocks Prom Time Homer.

Gallery Edit

A Classless Reunion 2019 Event Guide.

A Classless Reunion 2019 Event End Screen.

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