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A Classless Reunion was a the main questline of the A Classless Reunion 2019 Event, released on March 13, 2019. Progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was preceded by a short quest intro A Classless Reunion Intro.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
A Classless Reunion Pt. 1 Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak
Make Barney Cling To His Dignity
Collect Crowns (x200)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 2 Make Marge Get All Dressed Up
Make Homer Get All Dressed Up
Collect Crowns (x200)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 3 Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator
Make Marge Wait for Homer
Make Homer Wait for Food
Collect Crowns (x250)
4h
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 4 Make Barney Streak
Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht
Collect Crowns (x300)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Auto
A Classless Reunion Pt. 5 Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away
Collect Crowns (x400)
4h
-
Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

A Classless Reunion Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon ...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
Barney Icon Are knives and forks included?
Homer Icon Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. So you’re coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
Barney Sad Icon I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
Moe Icon Well Barn, why don’t you show up here at noon instead of five? That’ll make up for the time you’ll be away at the reunion.
Barney Scared Icon Noon?! I’m not waking up that early. Besides, I don’t want to have to dig out my tux.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
Barney Sad Icon Oh Homer, I can’t do that again! I’m a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon If you do it, I’ll buy you a beer.
Barney Icon DEAL!
Carl Icon Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
Lenny Yay Icon Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
Moe Sad Icon How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
Lenny Annoyed Icon You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
Barney Drunk Icon You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
Moe Surprised Icon Wow. You already finished Homer's?

Unlocks Reunion Limo.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Marge, help me put on this girdle?
Marge Icon That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
Homer Happy Icon Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
Marge Icon And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what’s this around your neck?
Homer Happy Icon It’s my bib for the roasted pig – look, it’s got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
Homer Confused Icon SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.

Unlocks PaZIFFic Princess.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Excited Icon Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
Marge Annoyed Icon At the buffet.
Homer Icon Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
Caterer Icon I’m sorry sir, the roast pig won’t be ready for another hour.
Homer Doh Icon D'oh!
Marge Icon Homer, let’s dance.
Homer Skeptical Icon I’m not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
Marge Angry Icon Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Artie Ziff Happy Icon Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
Marge Surprised Icon Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
Artie Ziff Icon I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
Lenny Sad Icon I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
Artie Ziff Icon I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
Marge Surprised Icon I’m here with Homer!
Artie Ziff Happy Icon Looks like he’s busy wooing the roasted pig!
Homer Serious Icon No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn’t ready yet.

Unlocks Reunion Dance Floor.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Moved Icon Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
Artie Ziff Angry Icon What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
Marge Angry Icon Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
Homer Icon I guess that’s the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
Marge Happy Icon Aw, come here you lovable fool.
Artie Ziff Angry Icon I’ll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I’ve got it! I’ve got it all, and I’ll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
Barney Naked Drunk Icon Comin’ through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
Artie Ziff Angry Icon I didn’t come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!

Job start Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Excited Icon The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
Carl Surprised Icon He left!
Smithers Eyeroll Icon Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.

End Edit

You've unlocked Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job.
 
— System Message.


Unlocks Dance the Night Away animated job.

A Classless Reunion Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Excited Icon Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
Oven Timer Icon *ring*
Homer Icon The pig!
Marge Icon I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
Homer Proud Icon Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
Marge Laughing Icon Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles*
Marge Icon Looks like we’ll be in this line for a while.
Homer Icon We can dance here.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Skeptical Icon We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
Marge Surprised Icon We were dancing!
Homer Skeptical Icon Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
Barney Naked Drunk Icon Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
Moe Surprised Icon No! The pig!
Barney Naked Drunk Icon You mouth off like that again and I’ll take my business elsewhere! *belch*

Unlocks Prom Time Homer.

Gallery Edit

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