A-Caroling We Go,

A-Caroling We Go, was a limited-time questline that was released on December 25, 2022. It was the main questline for Act 3 of A Christmas Peril 2022 Event, progressing through it unlocked all the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the main Act 2 questline, The Shifting Drifts,. It was succeeded by the main Act 4 questline, The Fourth Spirit of Christmas,.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 1	Collect Peppermints (x170) Make Mr. Plow Go to Moe's* Make The Plow King Go to Moe's** Make Ned Tag Along to Moe's	- 4h 4h 4h	100 10	Auto
A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 2	Collect Peppermints (x170) Make Moe Complain to Duffman Make Barney Try Peppermint Duff*** Make Homer Take Another Drink	- 4h 4h 4h	100 10	Auto
A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 3	Collect Peppermints (x140) Make Homer Drive the Family to Save the Day Make Marge Be Unfailingly Supportive Make Bart Wonder Where Everyone Went Make Lisa Wait for Inevitable Failure	- 4h 4h 4h 4h	100 10	Auto
A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 4	Collect Peppermints (x170) Make Lisa Cheer Up a Depressed Ghost Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Reflect Morosely****	- 4h 4h	100 10	Auto
A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 5	Collect Peppermints (x210) Make Homer Narrate the Story Make Bart Channel Mr. Burns for the Role Make Lisa Fret Nervously Make Mr. McGrew Wander Off Mid-Show*****	- 4h 4h 4h 4h	200 20	Auto

*Only appears if the player has Mr. Plow.
**Only appears if the player has Plow King.
***Only appears if the player has Barney.
****Only appears if the player has The Ghost of Christmas Past.
*****Only appears if the player has Mr. McGrew.

Dialogue[]

A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	Say, fellas, I'm sorry I couldn't be more help. But next time maybe you should ask before you chainsaw the roof off my car and superglue it to the hood.
File:Mr. Plow Annoyed Icon.png	Stupid Flanders.
	My plow died an hour ago. Are either of yours still working?
	Mine ran out of gas yesterday, and I hadn't plowed the gas station yet.
	The roof fell off the front of my car about an hour into plowing and then Homer buried it when he plowed past me.
File:Mr. Plow Angry Icon.png	I said, "Stupid Flanders." You're not getting any more of an apology than that!
File:Plow King Sad Icon.png	Guess we couldn't keep the roads open, huh? Any other ideas?
	We did keep the most important road open. The one that leads to Moe's!

End[]

Character	Dialogue
	Thanks for plowing the street out front, Plowmen. Business hasn't been this good in years.
	Hey, Mister Moe, you got any more of that thar high-class drinkin' whiskey?
	Oh, yeah, I'll bring some right over to you.
File:Mr. Plow Confused Icon.png	You have high-class whiskey?
	For you? No. For the yokel who doesn't know better? Yes. As soon as I drain the pickled egg jar.

A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	We may not have been able to get the roads cleared, but at least we helped Moe's stay open.
	belches And that's what really matters.
	Who's ready to try the newest flavor of Duff?
	What is it? As if it matters.
	Just in time for the holidays, it's new Peppermint Duff!
	Peppermint? That doesn't sound very—
	Quiet Barney. It's just in time for the holidays. opens a can and drinks
	...
	Huh. I've never been more disappointed in my entire life. And I've got Bart as a son.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
File:Homer Crying Icon.png	It doesn't get any better with the second can. Or the sixth. Christmas is ruined!
	If the brewery doesn't start making normal Duff again, I might spend this Christmas sober.
	Listen, Duffboy, you heard the drunks. I can't sell this swill. I need a new shipment of your regular swill.
	Sorry bartender, but the Duff Brewery just got bought and this is all it's making.
	No more Duff? Oh no!
	Oh yeah!

“	Façade unlocked!	”
	— System Message.

A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	Mr. McGrew has been buying up businesses all over town. He's forcing them to change to be more Christmassy.
	I don't know what his goal is, but I doubt it'll work out well for any of us.
	Mom, Dad, I need you to help me fix this.
	Okay, Lisa. I'm in!
	I knew you wouldn't — Wait, you're in?
	Mr. McGrew messed with the one thing that's unforgivable. He ruined Duff. So now I'll help you ruin him.
	While I may not share your father's enthusiasm, I'll help you too, sweetie.
	Huh. I was really expecting to have to sell you both much more on this.
	We get it. Spare us the humble brag and tell us your plan.
	I didn't ask for your input. Anyway, the story goes that a miserly old man is met in the middle of the night by three ghosts...
	Ooh, I know this one! The Ghost of Christmas Then, Christmas Now, and Christmas Later!
	...close enough. Anyway, if we perform the story for Mr. McGrew, maybe he'll see the error of his ways.
	That's a really derivative idea.
	Again, I didn't ask for your input. So, the Ghost of Christmas Past is currently volunteering at the Springfield Men's Mission. Let's go!
	I'll get the car.
	I'll get my coat.
	What do you want me to get?
	looks around Hey, where'd everybody go?

End[]

Character	Dialogue
File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png	Welcome to the Springfield Men's Mission. How can I help you today?
	We need your help to save Christmas.
File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Sad Icon.png	Sorry, kid, but I don't do the whole "saving Christmas" thing anymore. I put all that Ghost of Christmas Past stuff in my, well, past.

“	A Christmas Peril Mystery Box Token	”
	— System Message.

A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	How come you're a "Past" Ghost of Christmas Past?
File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Sad Icon.png	I got fired.
	Why?
File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Sad Icon.png	I got accused of triggering bad memories and when I tried to modernize my approach, the Ghost of Christmas Present said I was encroaching on his turf.
	Typical office politics.
File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png	So now I volunteer here. I'm not one to dwell on the past.
	Rats.
File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png	What?
	I mean, maybe if you thought back on the good times...

End[]

Character	Dialogue
	That ghost was miserable. Why couldn't he be more willing to engage with humanity like Casper or those hitchhikers at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride?
	You know, "A Christmas Carol" is in the public domain. Maybe we can just do it all ourselves.
	I thought you said that idea was too derivative.
	If I did, it's because it was your idea. Now that it's my idea, it's not derivative at all.
	Do you even know what "derivative" means?
	No.

A-Caroling We Go, Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	Hark! Listen all to this tale of good and evil! checks notes And Christmas!
	Hey, hey, hey. Do you guys have a permit for...whatever this is?
	It looks like a quickly thrown together amateur production of a classic drama. And, believe me, I can spot those from the back of an auditorium.
	'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house—
	Dad! Wrong story!
	'Tis I! The evil Mr. Scrooge, here to buy up everything and ruin everyone's day!
	Did someone call my name?
	He's here! This might actually work!
	Or go wrong in an unexpected way.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
	'Tis Christmas morning! I will spread my newfound good cheer across the town!
	And a pretty decent Christmas was had by all! The end!
	Eh, I've seen way worse renditions.
	I'll give them points for effort. chuckle
	I hope it worked. Where's Mr. McGrew?
	He left in the middle of it.
	What?! Why didn't you stop him, Bart?
File:Tiny Tim Confused Icon.png	Bart, who's Bart? My name is Tiny Tim.
	And there's the unexpected way that I knew this would go wrong.