99 Luft-Word-Balloons is the second to last part of the Level 44 update.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts (x15)
Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts
Make Database Bask in his Achievement
Homer 16h
99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2 Make Bart Skateboard (x3) Homer 12h(4hx3)
99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3 Make Database Meditate Homer 12h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon.png "Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, “Hey, what's going on?”
Moe Shocked Icon.png "I can read what you said too, Homer."
Moe Worried Icon.png "And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos."
"Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig."
Database Icon.png "Don't be afraid."
"I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say."
Homer Confused Icon.png "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"
Database Icon.png "Exactly!"
"Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references."
"Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!"
Moe Angry Icon.png "I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it."
Database Icon.png "Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow."
"Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves."
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Counterpoint: Texting."
Quimby Icon.png "I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible."
"And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it."
Database Icon.png "Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—"
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png "Tap!"
Homer Ooh Icon.png "Ooooooo!"
Homer Confused Icon.png "Now how do I get rid of the “Ooooooo”?"
"Uh… what's it that I gotta do again?"

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Character Dialogue
Database Icon.png "I feel honored people are--"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Database Icon.png "People are enjoying what I—"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Database Icon.png "Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Database Icon.png "Oh lord, what have I—"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon.png "Tap."
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png "Tap."
Homer Serious Icon.png "Tap."
"Tap."
Homer Confused Icon.png "Hmmm."
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png "Tap."
Homer Furious Icon.png "TAP."
Homer Slobbering Icon.png "ZZZ…tap…ZZZ"
Homer Serious Icon.png "Tap."
Marge Sad Icon.png "Homer, everyone in town can—"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Marge Angry Icon.png "Homer!"
Homer Guilty Icon.png "Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging."
Moe Angry Icon.png "Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!"
Homer Annoyed Icon.png "I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place."
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Homer Surprised Icon.png "SEE!"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
Homer Doh Icon.png "D'oh!"
Lisa Icon.png "Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently."
"Then the word “tap” won't appear, needing you to tap it."
Homer Icon.png "Got it. Thanks, Lisa."
"Tap."
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "I tried."
Bart Angry Icon.png "Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?"
"If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them."

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right."
"We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them."
Marge Icon.png "That may be true. I know I have more important things to do."
"But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--"
Homer Icon.png "Tap."
"D'oh!"
"Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time."

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon.png "gldfhklfkj" *hiccup*
Professor Frink Icon.png "ylkv%#fr" *hiccup*
Dr. Hibbert Icon.png "ylkv%#fr" *hiccup*
Mr. Burns Icon.png "$$$$$$" *vomit*
Database Icon.png "How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?"
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol."
Database Icon.png "Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition."
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there."
Database Icon.png "If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me."
"Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?"
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one."
Professor Frink Icon.png "Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck."
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "Don't you get it?"
"You can't get people to want to quote unquote ‘hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse."
Database Icon.png "But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!"
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"
Lisa Worried Icon.png "Ugh, did I just say “SHUUUUUUUHB?!”? I'm becoming more like my father every day."
Database Sad Icon.png "I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché."
"It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids."
"As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation."
Database Icon.png "Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer."
"It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks."
Homer Drunk Icon.png "Schlerffftttp!"
Martin Icon.png "No, you can't!"
"Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift."
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.""
Lisa Icon.png "You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others."
Professor Frink Icon.png "Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%."
"Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will."
Martin Icon.png "I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend."
Database Icon.png "Aw."
Lisa Icon.png "To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions."
"You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?"

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you."
"So don't sass off about it."
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