The Fourth of July 2014 was the fifty-fifth content update and a relatively small event released on July 2, 2014, right at the end of the Stonecutters 2014 Event. The event included all new content as well as returning content from the previous Fourth of July.
Players who logged into the game on the 4th of July got the following dialogue and 5 free Donuts:
"On this very special day, we'd like to take a few moments to humbly celebrate the greatest nation on earth!"
"China! No, wait -- Germany! It's Germany, isn't it? ...Russia? Man this is hard. Greatest nation on earth..." "Sweden?"
"Dad, I'm talking about America."
"What, this America? That's nuts -- by almost any measure we've fallen out of the top one-fifty." "I mean look at education, income equality, percentage of population in prison, access to medical care..."
"Dad, not now! You're bumming everyone out. I'm trying to be festive!"
"Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way."
*Cough* ... "Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"
Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!