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'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro was a limited-time questline released on December 5, 2018, as the short quest intro to Act 1 of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It was succeeded by the main questline 'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro Make Lisa Audition for the Holiday Thing
Make Milhouse Audition for the Holiday Thing
Make Ralph Audition for the Holiday Thing
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto

Dialogue Edit

'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro Edit

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Character Dialogue
Skinner Happy Icon This afternoon we will hold auditions for our annual Christmas Pageant! See you there, budding thespians!
Skinner Icon As participation is mandatory for all students, we will see you bullies, jocks, and burnouts there, too.
Lisa Icon Excuse me, Principal Skinner, but-
Skinner Annoyed Icon You object to the word “Christmas” because of its exclusionary religious connotations? Very well. We’ll call it the “Holiday Pageant”.
Lisa Curious Icon Great. But--
Skinner Annoyed Icon The word “Pageant” evokes beauty pageants, which are sexist and outdated? Fine. Then we’ll call it the “Holiday Thing”.
Lisa Suspicious Icon You fold pretty quick in the face of controversy, huh?
Skinner Icon It’s my main qualification for this job.

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Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon The cast list will be posted later today. Your part will be assigned according to the degree of stink your parents will raise if you have few lines.
Homer Icon Hello, sir. I am the handyman you hired to build your outdoor stage. My name is Roger.
Homer Angry Icon Roger? I want a cool name!
Homer Happy Icon Like I said, my name is Jackhammer Machinegun.
Skinner Icon What a very cool name. So have you finished building the stage?
Homer Guilty Icon No. Instead of doing my actual job, I became a snow plow driver, or an astronaut, or something. Happens all the time.
Homer Guilty Icon Plus I lost the money you gave me for supplies.
Skinner Surprised Icon Mr. Machinegun, how could you! The Holiday Thing is ruined!
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