'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro was a limited-time questline released on December 5, 2018, as the short quest intro to Act 1 of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It was succeeded by the main questline 'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro Make Lisa Audition for the Holiday Thing
Make Milhouse Audition for the Holiday Thing
Make Ralph Audition for the Holiday Thing

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Skinner Happy Icon.png This afternoon we will hold auditions for our annual Christmas Pageant! See you there, budding thespians!
Skinner Icon.png As participation is mandatory for all students, we will see you bullies, jocks, and burnouts there, too.
Lisa Icon.png Excuse me, Principal Skinner, but-
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png You object to the word “Christmas” because of its exclusionary religious connotations? Very well. We’ll call it the “Holiday Pageant”.
Lisa Curious Icon.png Great. But--
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png The word “Pageant” evokes beauty pageants, which are sexist and outdated? Fine. Then we’ll call it the “Holiday Thing”.
Lisa Suspicious Icon.png You fold pretty quick in the face of controversy, huh?
Skinner Icon.png It’s my main qualification for this job.

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Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png The cast list will be posted later today. Your part will be assigned according to the degree of stink your parents will raise if you have few lines.
Homer Icon.png Hello, sir. I am the handyman you hired to build your outdoor stage. My name is Roger.
Homer Angry Icon.png Roger? I want a cool name!
Homer Happy Icon.png Like I said, my name is Jackhammer Machinegun.
Skinner Icon.png What a very cool name. So have you finished building the stage?
Homer Guilty Icon.png No. Instead of doing my actual job, I became a snow plow driver, or an astronaut, or something. Happens all the time.
Homer Guilty Icon.png Plus I lost the money you gave me for supplies.
Skinner Surprised Icon.png Mr. Machinegun, how could you! The Holiday Thing is ruined!
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