'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro was a limited-time questline released on December 5, 2018, as the short quest intro to Act 1 of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It was succeeded by the main questline 'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas.
Quests[]
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'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro
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Make Lisa Audition for the Holiday Thing Make Milhouse Audition for the Holiday Thing Make Ralph Audition for the Holiday Thing
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4h 4h 4h
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100
10
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Auto
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Dialogue[]
'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro[]
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This afternoon we will hold auditions for our annual Christmas Pageant! See you there, budding thespians!
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As participation is mandatory for all students, we will see you bullies, jocks, and burnouts there, too.
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Excuse me, Principal Skinner, but-
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You object to the word “Christmas” because of its exclusionary religious connotations? Very well. We’ll call it the “Holiday Pageant”.
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Great. But--
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The word “Pageant” evokes beauty pageants, which are sexist and outdated? Fine. Then we’ll call it the “Holiday Thing”.
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You fold pretty quick in the face of controversy, huh?
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It’s my main qualification for this job.
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The cast list will be posted later today. Your part will be assigned according to the degree of stink your parents will raise if you have few lines.
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Hello, sir. I am the handyman you hired to build your outdoor stage. My name is Roger.
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Roger? I want a cool name!
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Like I said, my name is Jackhammer Machinegun.
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What a very cool name. So have you finished building the stage?
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No. Instead of doing my actual job, I became a snow plow driver, or an astronaut, or something. Happens all the time.
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Plus I lost the money you gave me for supplies.
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Mr. Machinegun, how could you! The Holiday Thing is ruined!
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