'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro

'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro was a limited-time questline released on December 5, 2018, as the short quest intro to Act 1 of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It was succeeded by the main questline 'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas.

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Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Intro	Make Lisa Audition for the Holiday Thing Make Milhouse Audition for the Holiday Thing Make Ralph Audition for the Holiday Thing	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Auto

Character	Dialogue
	This afternoon we will hold auditions for our annual Christmas Pageant! See you there, budding thespians!
	As participation is mandatory for all students, we will see you bullies, jocks, and burnouts there, too.
	Excuse me, Principal Skinner, but-
	You object to the word “Christmas” because of its exclusionary religious connotations? Very well. We’ll call it the “Holiday Pageant”.
	Great. But--
	The word “Pageant” evokes beauty pageants, which are sexist and outdated? Fine. Then we’ll call it the “Holiday Thing”.
	You fold pretty quick in the face of controversy, huh?
	It’s my main qualification for this job.

Character	Dialogue
	The cast list will be posted later today. Your part will be assigned according to the degree of stink your parents will raise if you have few lines.
	Hello, sir. I am the handyman you hired to build your outdoor stage. My name is Roger.
	Roger? I want a cool name!
	Like I said, my name is Jackhammer Machinegun.
	What a very cool name. So have you finished building the stage?
	No. Instead of doing my actual job, I became a snow plow driver, or an astronaut, or something. Happens all the time.
	Plus I lost the money you gave me for supplies.
	Mr. Machinegun, how could you! The Holiday Thing is ruined!