"Heaven" on Earth was a limited-time questline that was released on April 30, 2023. It was the main questline for Act 3 of the Heaven Won't Wait 2023 Event, progressing through it unlocked all the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the main Act 2 questline, The Rapture-tastic Express. It was succeeded by the main Act 4 questline, A Heavenly Chorus Line.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 1 | Collect Angel Wings (x115) Make Homer Run Naked Through the Streets Make Otto Set His Bus on Fire and Drive Around* Make Luann Get Really Wild** Make Kirk Remain Really Mild*** Make Lou Shoot at Looters**** Make Wiggum Try to Find His Gun***** |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h 4h |
 100  10
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Auto |
| "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 2 | Collect Angel Wings (x155) Make Lisa Argue For Improving the World Make Ned Argue for Making Heaven on Earth Make Homer Wonder What They're Talking About |
- 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 3 | Collect Angel Wings (x155) Make Helen Lovejoy Try to Make Heaven a Gated Community****** Make Ned Want More Clouds Make Krusty Dodge Work |
- 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Auto |
| "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 4 | Collect Angel Wings (x155) Make Ned Admire His Great Work Make Kids Ride the Bumper Clouds (x5) Make Adults Enjoy the Red Sea Splash Make Homer Eat Deep-Fried Angel Food Cake |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Auto |
| "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 5 | Collect Angel Wings (x195) Make God Nitpick Springfield Heaven******* Make Jesus Throw a Tantrum******** Make Ned Feel Disappointed |
- 4h 4h 4h |
200 20
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Auto |
*Only appears if the player has Otto.
**Only appears if the player has Luann.
***Only appears if the player has Kirk.
****Only appears if the player has Lou.
*****Only appears if the player has Wiggum.
******Only appears if the player has Helen Lovejoy.
*******Only appears if the player has God.
********Only appears if the player has Jesus Christ.
Dialogue[]
"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, so going to Heaven isn't a thing anymore. But God's not going to destroy us all, so overall things are pretty great! |
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I don't think that's quite how people are going to take this. |
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AAAAH! Without the promise of eternal paradise, what do we do now?! |
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Nothing means anything anymore! |
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I agree – but me and the boys are going to take this opportunity to shoot anyone we see committing crimes. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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This is terrible! If this keeps up, the entire city will be destroyed! |
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Nah – that was too exhausting to do more than once. |
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Yeah, let's just call it a day and go back to work tomorrow. |
"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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You people are ridiculous! You fall to pieces or just give up anytime your magic sky father doesn't give you what you want or take care of you! |
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Wait, are you talking about that giant finger that comes out of the sky and– |
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No, no, that's totally different. |
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Look, the point is that we have always had the power to make heaven right here on Earth if we wanted to. |
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Say, I think Lisa has the right idea here! |
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She does? |
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I do? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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We should do what Lisa said and build our own Heaven – right here in Springfield! |
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Wait, that's not what I meant. |
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So now is when Sky Finger needs to get to work! |
"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Building Heaven in Springfield is a wonderful idea, but to keep it truly Heavenly, we'll need a strict zoning code and a Cloud Owners Association... |
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That sounds more like a Gated Community than Heaven. |
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He has His gate, so we should have ours. |
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Relax, you two! I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Sky Finger, and look at the great work it did in bringing Krustyland to Springfield! |
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Honestly, not a big fan of that move. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, fine, Flanders. I'll get to design the left-hand side of Heaven and you can get the right. |
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But, I want the left-hand side! |
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That's kind of my thing. |
"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Attention, good people of Springfield – and also heathens and atheists, I guess. Springfield Heaven is now officially open for business! |
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I don't like the sound of "business". Feels a little close to the whole greed and selfishness thing that got us in trouble in the first place. |
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Lisa, relax. These Eucharist burgers are delicious! |
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And they go great with Cherub Coke! |
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I got a t-shirt that says "Kiss me, I'm Among the Elect"! |
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Hmmm. Do they have them in "I Was Justified by Faith"? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I can't believe anyone who is genuinely religious thinks this is a good idea. |
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Of course we do! After all, we had an expert advisor. |
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This place is... |
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AWESOME! |
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Real Heaven is so boring. |
"Heaven" on Earth Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, let me get this straight. I deny you Heaven and you people thought you could just replicate my divine work...with a theme park? |
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Not everything is about you, DAD! |
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I mean it's hard to imagine any of these rides passed any sort of safety inspection, and these tetragram Tenders are way too dry. |
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He's not wrong about that. They could definitely use more Sacrament Sauce. |
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If you're going to build a theme park based on my home, you could at least build something that doesn't suck. |
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Nothing I do is ever good enough for you! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, you hotshots think you can just build your Heaven without me, maybe you don't need Me either! |
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We'll see how you do without a god. I'm out! |
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I'm going to turn this wall into a dome so I won't ever have to see this eyesore or any of you ever again. |
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We could still come in from below. Clouds are pretty easy to tunnel through, to be honest. |
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Fine – I'll build another dome going down. |
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You're talking about a ball. |
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Build the ball! Build the ball! |