Blue-Haired Lawyer



"Your honor, I move to dismiss this unlock message forthwith."

- 's unlock message

 is a premium character introduced with the level 38 update. He costs 90 donuts, and is a part of the Legal Eagles collection.

Since April 2015, he can be obtained with a Mystery Box, which makes him rival Squeaky Voice Teen and Kearney as the easiest premium character to get for free.

About
The Blue Haired Lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent. He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge.

His most prominent client is Mr. Burns, but he has worked for Fat Tony, Disneyland, the Sea Captain, the Frying Dutchman, Sideshow Bob, Roger Meyers Jr. and the Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Movementarians, the estate of Charlie Chaplin and the estate of Jimmy Durante, and even his past and occasional rivals, The Simpsons!

Regular
Mr. Burns
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride - 16h

Dialogue
When obtained with a Mystery Box.

Trivia

 * From Season 2, Episode 10 “Bart Gets Hit by a Car”.
 * Since the The Kids Are All Fight Promotional update on April 22, 2015, 's job Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses is now located at any Shop.
 * Unlike most permanent characters, he isn't involved at all in the Terwilligers 2015 Event; he's not part of any of the Terwilligers Character Groups even after helping Sideshow Bob.
 * When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.
 * He has the highest chance of getting in the Mystery box
 * He is one of the easiest premium characters to get.