Dante Calabresi Jr.

"You want cocktail weenies? You gotta whack a big hot dog."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time premium character that was released on March 21, 2018 as part of The Springfield Jobs 2018 Event. He is unlocked upon the purchase of the Calabresi Bundle.

Trivia

 * His 4 hour task "Whack Someone" originally required a Brown House that was not being used by another character, this was corrected with a patch on March 27, 2018, which now allows him to use the task at a Brown House being used by another character.