Geoffrey Chaucer

"By nature, men love the newfangledness of more content."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time premium character that was released on April 6, 2018, as part of The Springfield Jobs 2018 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of Westminster Abbey.

Trivia

 * From Season 20, Episode 18 “Father Knows Worst”.
 * He is a character based on real-life people, some others are Mozart, Matt Groening, Stephen Hawking, Blackbeard, Weird Al Yankovic, Jack the Ripper, Oscar Wilde, Pope, J. Edgar Hoover, and the presidents.