They Fight and Buy-It

 is a 1-part questline.

Prologue
Bart: "Gather together your birthday card twenties and "get well soon" fives! We're going to the Itchy and Scratchy store!" Milhouse: "Yes! Luckily I went to the ER three times last month, so I'm flush with cash!"

Epilogue
Milhouse: "That place is a rip-off, Bart. This Scratchy keychain is clearly a re-painted Garfield with an ax in his head." Bart: "This Itchy and Scratchy ball bounces funny and makes my eyes water when I smell it. Also, it's stamped with the words "Warning: Not a Toy!"" Milhouse: "I just found money in my other pocket!" Bart: "What are we waiting for? Let's buy more crap!"

Quests
A list of all the included quests are listed below: