Janey

"I'd like to include you, but you just don't fit in."

- Janey's unlock message

Janey is a character released on December 16, 2014 for the Level 48 update. She is unlocked upon completion of Gold Navy, and is central to the level's Smells Like Mean Spirit questline.

About
Janey is noted as "Lisa's fair-weather best friend", and this is an accurate description. Though she is often seen hanging out with Lisa, at other times she teases her along with the other children for her misfortunes or idealistic views. (For example, when Lisa first decides to go vegetarian, Janey is one of the first to mock her for it, asking whether Lisa was planning to marry a carrot.) She is not nearly as intelligent or nerdy as Lisa, once blowing a bubble with chewing gum rather than engage in Lisa's current conversation.

Trivia

 * In Smells Like Mean Spirit Part 5, Janey says, "My dad's not allowed to have a credit card... on account of being wanted for counterfeiting. It's why I've had so many last names." This is a way to explain the several controversies about her last name: in most of the merchandise (for example, her Simpsons Comics "collectible stamp" and at least one set of trading cards), her last name is Powell, in the Simpsons Uncensored Family Album, her last name is Hagstrom, in the TV episode "My Fair Laddy", her last name is Henderson, and in the episode "Yellow Subterfuge", her last name is Jackson.
 * As a side note, the name Powell may have been left off for avoiding a confusion with Herb Powell.