Handsome Pete

"I'll dance for a nickel, for a quarter I'll stop."

- 's unlock message.

 is a premium character who was first available for purchase in June 2013 with the Squidport Event. He is jobless, and simply performs on the player's Squidport.

About
 is a strange, diminutive, small character who plays the concertina, and whose face resembles a distorted Krusty the Clown.

When Bart is looking for Krusty, he blows up a balloon with Krusty's face on and asks the Sea Captain if he'd seen him. The Captain, on seeing the skewed image of Krusty on the balloon, answered, "Aye, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels!"

Trivia

 * is the only performer for the Boardwalk to appear in another group besides Street Performers.
 * Is the only non-controllable character in the collection Oddballs.
 * Homer laughs at Handsome Pete.