The Parson

"I am just a man like any other that has been chosen by God."

- 's Unlock Message

 is a limited-time character that was released on December 6, 2016, as part of the Winter 2016 Event. He the seventh and final prize to be won in the event's Act 1.

About
 is a charismatic major leader of the Presbylutheran faith practiced in Springfield. He is a close friend to Reverend Lovejoy, His world spiritual headquarters is in Michigan City, Indiana. His appearance and mannerisms are similar to those of Bing Crosby.