Laird Ladd

"Why did you bring me here if you're going to replace my statue?"

- 's Unlock Message

 is a limited-time premium character released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Retro Lard Lad.

Trivia

 * He reappeared during the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as dialogue to promote a donuts sale. It utilized topical humor in reference to the Dunkin Donuts chain recently removing the word "donuts" from their brand name.