Hans Moleman

"Oh joy."

- 's unlock message

 is a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced Teens & Molemen collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'.

About
 is a mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical cannabis. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.

Costumes

 * Iron Lung

Trivia

 * From Season 2, Episode 14 “Principal Charming”.
 * His Krustyland jobs are exactly the same ones the Squeaky Voice Teen have, who is the only other person in his category. His normal jobs, besides the shortest and longest ones, are also a bit similar to the Squeaky Voice Teen's, as they're actual jobs (such as being a security guard or being a fast food restaurant chef).
 * Similar to on the show, Moleman falls on the ground quite often.
 * With the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015, now has a voiced sound after his jobs are completed.