New Lard Lad

The  is a limited-time building released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. It was the first prize of the event.

Regular
Eddie Lou Wiggum
 * Trip to New Lard Lads - 60m
 * Trip to New Lard Lads - 60m
 * Trip to New Lard Lads - 60m

Quest Based
Homer Laird Ladd
 * Check Mail for Gift Cards - 3h
 * Buy Gift Cards as Lazy Presents - 3h
 * Beg for Gift Cards - 3h
 * Receive Severance in Gift Cards - 3h
 * Steal Supply Closet Gift Cards - 3h
 * Take Pension in Gift Cards - 3h

Façades

 * Tarp-Covered Statue
 * New Lard Lad Statue

Trivia

 * It can be placed on grass, pavement, dirt, beach, boardwalk, pier, edge of boardwalk, or edge of pier.