No Accounting for Taste

is a side questline that was for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event upon earning Count Grampa

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 * Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat?
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 * No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions.
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 * I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
 * Grampa_Happy_Icon.png
 * But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...
 * I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
 * Grampa_Happy_Icon.png
 * But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...