Hans Moleman

"Oh joy."

- Hans Moleman's unlock message

Hans Moleman is a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced teens and Moleman collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'.

Simpsons Wiki Description
Hans Moleman (also known as Ralph Melish) is a 4ft 4 in, 140lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.
 * Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki.

Trivia

 * Hans Moleman claims to be 31 years old, and that "drinking has ruined [his] life"