Abraham Lincoln

"Just call me Honest Abe."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time premium character released June 28, 2013, as part of the 4th July 2013 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Lincoln's Cabin, which cost 150 Donuts. He has been re-released for all subsequent 4th July events.

He was made available again on February 16, 2014, for President's Day.

He returned on February 27, 2019 during the State of Despair 2019 Event as a possible prize in the Ballot Box Mystery Box.

About
 (or "Honest Abe") was the sixteenth president of the United States. In 1860, Mabel Simpson was trying to get Virgil to Canada. While on their way, Mabel found that they were on a "MISSING" poster, and that they would most definitely be found because of Mabel's large hair. When he sees their problem, Abraham Lincoln says she can use his hat to hide her hair, and when Mabel put it on, she asked how does she look. When Abraham said that she looks like a pot-belly stove, Mabel gives him a dirty look. After seeing her bad look, Abe defends himself by saying, "Hey, hey. Honest Abe."

Trivia

 * From Season 5, Episode 20 "".
 * Is one of the 15 characters based on real-life people, along with Mozart, Matt Groening, Stephen Hawking, Blackbeard, Weird Al Yankovic, Jack the Ripper, Geoffrey Chaucer, Oscar Wilde, J. Edgar Hoover and the rest of presidents.
 * His "Split Rails" action is a reference to the real Lincoln's nickname, "The Old Rail-Splitter"