Birch Barlow

"Hello, freedom-lovers. I'm Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government and the fifty-first state."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time character that was released on January 3, 2018, as part of the The Buck Stops Here 2018 Event. He is the third personal prize to be won in the event, during the main quest Wel-Scare State.

About
Birchibald "Birch" T. Barlow is a right-wing conservative talk show host on the radio station KBBL.