Thread:Spongebob Fix-itPants/@comment-20061706-20130411200051/@comment-33813742-20130412195020

Let's say I whack 250 snakes a day (just a guess). I would have whacked 7000 snakes in four weeks (approximate length of event). I would only reach the unwhackable snake. :I

Of course, that estimate doesn't include other variables, like snakes bonuses the rocks and/or the licenses give you. I don't know about the Snake-themed Jebidiah statue, but I do know that the rocks give you 10 every 4 hours. (60 per day).

So in about 7-8 days, I would get 2000 snakes, enough to win free rocks. I would then earn 310 per day approximately. In three weeks, I would earn 6510 snakes.

The initial 2000 snakes plus the 6510 snakes gives me 8510 snakes in total. That gets me up to bare-chested Willie now, but no Tatum or Miss Springfield. :c

Now wait a second. There are the licenses. The first license lets you whack 5 snakes at your friends' Springfields. This could majorly boost my amount of whacked snakes. Maybe even get Tatum. The expert license is at 400 snakes. I dunno about the elite license or how to get it, but it lets you whack 10. Let's assume it's premium and not count it for now. I know it says 'quest' but whatever.

SO. Lets do more freaking math. 250 snakes a day. From now, thats about one day to reach 400. The license is mine. I have just over 30 friends, but lets just say 30 for just reasons. Now lets say I have the dedication to tediously whack 5 snakes at all of them each day. That gives me an extra 150, now totaling 400 a day. In 4 days I would earn 1600. Add that to the 400 I had to get the license, that's 2000. Rocks. I would then earn 460 snakes a day.

So it's then been about one week. In three weeks after, I would get 9660 snakes. Add the 2000 from the license and that gives me 11660 snakes total. Woah. That gives me Tatum pretty much for sure, but is cutting time really tight for Miss Springfield. However, if I bump up my friends to 35, that gives me 175 instead of 150. 485 a day.

That would then give me a final grand total of 12185 snakes.

The Sleep-Easy Motel is 12500.

*Flips table*