Escalator To Nowhere

The Escalaor To Nownhere was released on January 30, 2013 along with the original Valentine's Day Update. It was priced at $1,000,000 and was aimed at players who had nothing to spend their extra cash on. The Popisle Stick Skyscarper was also released and is similar to it. The escalator reaps no income or XP but takes 3 days to build.