Kirk

'''"I'm here because I have nowhere else to go!"

- 's unlock message '''

 is a character released on November 7, 2013 along with the level 37 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Bachelor Arms Apartments.

About
Kirk Evelyn Van Houten is the unemployed father of Milhouse and the ex-husband of Luann.

Level Quest Based
*During the questline, Weekend Dad, several of Kirk's jobs have a lower payout than normal.

Costumes

 * Acorn Kirk

Trivia

 * Kirk is the second character to have two permanent jobs that are the same length of time, the others being Bart and Moe. (Not including Krustyland jobs.)