Talk:Squidport Expansion/@comment-5878549-20130606210325/@comment-5878549-20130606211257

i am actually in a fight with the right hand. and my left has been paying the bills. it's a spiral turbine of jerking and hiding one from the other. i am torn. i mean the left treats me better and feels less familiar. but the right has always been there for me. writing, opening doors, starting my car. and i have known them both for as long as i can remember. i dont want to hurt either one since it will hurt me as well. it's tough. but maybe i will get lucky and talk them into a 3-way... #fingerscrossed #colonelhomerandawikiacontributorsuck