Ian

"It isn't nice to laugh at the misfortune of others. Except Nelson's."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time premium character that was released on November 17, 2021, as part of the Black Friday 2021 Promotion. He is unlocked upon the placement of Ian's Car.

About
 is a man who goes around teaching bullies a lesson because he got bullied from second grade to high school.

Trivia

 * From Season 7, Episode 21 “22 Short Films About Springfield”.