Philip Hefflin

"Springfield reminds me of my home: Marfa, Texas... Reminds me how much less it sucks there."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time character that was released on December 25, 2019, as part of Act 3 of Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. He was the fifth and final prize to be won in the event's Act 3.