Sentient Lard Lad Statue

"My hobbies include standing, holding a donut, and...uh...standing."

- 's unlock message.

 is a limited-time premium character that was released on November 2, 2021, as part of Act 4 of the Treehouse of Horror XXXII Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of Van Brunt & Churchill Ad Agency.

About
 is an advertising mascot used to promote Lard Lad Donuts. He stands on top or next to the donut shops.

Trivia

 * From Season 7, Episode 6 “Treehouse of Horror VI”.
 * He is currently one of the two characters to not have a 24 hour job. The other character is Gummy Joe.