Universal Panacea

 is a limited-time premium building that was released on December 11, 2019, as part of Act 1 of the Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. Upon completion, Old Tut is unlocked.

About
Professor Simpson's Universal Panacea for Disagreeable Juveniles was a facility owned by Orville Simpson whom, as a "professional child beater", taught his disciplinary techniques there.

Regular
Old Tut Character Groups
 * Be Disappointed in Offspring - 60m
 * Lecture Bad Parenting - 8h

Regular Male Premium Male
 * Attend Parenting Seminars - 4h
 * Attend Parenting Seminars - 4h

Quest Based
Mr. Burns Old Tut
 * Waste Money on Self-Help Classes - 4h
 * Teach Burns How to Be Evil - 4h
 * Release the Hounds - 4h

Trivia

 * Only one can be obtained.
 * It can be placed on grass, pavement, dirt, krustyland road, boardwalk, pier, edge of boardwalk, or edge of pier.