Personalized Talking Astrolabe

The  is a limited-time premium decoration that was released on December 28, 2018, during Act 4 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event.

About
The  is a clock-like gadget that has lots of features.

Quotes
When tapped, the states one of the following phrases below:
 * "Columbia's main export is coffee."
 * "I am not returnable."
 * "I'll be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours."
 * "It is 6:31pm in Montreal."
 * "The moon is waxing tonight."

Trivia

 * Only one can be obtained.
 * It can be placed on grass, pavement, dirt, krustyland road, boardwalk, pier, edge of boardwalk, or edge of pier.