Kwik-E-Mart Central Office

The  (Hindi: मुख्य कार्यालय Central Office) is a limited-time premium building released on November 30, 2015, along with the Black Friday 2015 Promotion. It was offered on Cyber Monday for 145 donuts for 48 hours.

It was re-released on September 28, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event.

It returned on June 9, 2021, as part of the Springfield Enlightened 2021 Event.

About
The Kwik-E-Mart chain was started somewhere in the Himalayas, where the world's first convenience store still stands on a mountain peak, an ironically inconvenient location. Visiting pilgrims are allowed to ask three questions of the resident all-knowing guru (except safe combinations). Apu's visit was spoiled by Homer's three questions, "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?", "Really?" and "You?" The guru answered "yes" to all three of Homer's questions, and refused to answer any of Apu's, instead saying, "Thank you, come again."

Regular
Apu Hank Scorpio Ned The Master
 * Work at the Central Office - 12h
 * Scout a New Mountain Lair - 8h
 * Go Mountaineering - 8h
 * Have a Quarterly Review With Ganesh - 24h

Quest Based
Apu The Master Character Groups
 * Manage Complaints Department - 60m
 * Apply for a Promotion - 2h
 * Create a "Chicken" Sandwich - 4h
 * Spice Up the Chicken Sandwich - 4h
 * Enforce a Two Sandwich Limit - 4h
 * Stand His Ground - 4h
 * Conduct Market Research - 4h
 * Give Out Samples and Ganesh Statues - 4h
 * Contemplate Firing Apu - 4h

Premium Characters Regular Characters
 * Hike Up a Mountain to Complain - 60m
 * Hike Up a Mountain to Complain - 60m

Trivia

 * Only one can be purchased.
 * It can be placed on grass, pavement, or dirt.