Template:Kwik-E-Mart Jobs

All-American Apu Apu Bart Conductor Homer Dame Judith Underdunk Disco Stu Dolph Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Goblin Bart Hippie Homer Janey Jasper Jay Jimbo Kearney Krusty Lance Murdock Lisa Luigi Luke Stetson Lurleen Manjula Marge Marge the Witch Mayan Marge Milhouse Mindy Moe Moog Ned Nelson Patty Petroleus Rex Ray Patterson Rex Banner Sacagawea Lisa Sanjay Sebastian Cobb Shauna Skinner Snake Strongman Homer The Yes Guy Tribal Chief Wizard Marge
 * Follow Local Sports Team - 60m
 * Hide Fireworks Behind Malt Liquor - 4h
 * Turn Profit - 12h
 * Stock Up On Illegal Fireworks - 24h
 * Pray to Ganesh - 45s
 * Kwik-E-Mart 4hr Shift - 4h
 * Kwik-E-Mart 8hr Shift - 8h
 * Kwik-E-Mart 12hr Shift - 12h
 * Kwik-E-Mart 24hr Shift - 24h
 * Kwik-E-Mart 168hr Shift - 7d
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Extend Life Insurance Policy - 4h
 * Keep Up with the Royals - 12h
 * Get Snacks for the Party - 4h
 * Shoplift - 60m 
 * Playdate With The Octuplets - 12h
 * Shoplift but Call it "Pillaging" - 60m
 * Stave Off the Munchies - 60m
 * Get Squishee Brain-Freeze - 30m
 * Shop at Kwik-Mart - 60m
 * Shop at Kwik E Mart - 60m
 * Self-Freeze at the Kwik-E-Mart - 24h
 * Kwik-E-Mart 60mr Shift - 60m
 * Four Finger Discount - 60m
 * Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart - 30m
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Buy Dangerous Goods - 8h
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Get Supplies for the Trail - 60m
 * Mail Alimony - 60m
 * Shop at Kwik E Mart - 60m
 * Kwik-E-Mart 12hr Shift - 12h
 * Get Away From It All - 24h
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart 60m
 * Buy Eye of Newt - 60m
 * Look for a Human Sacrifice - 4h
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Go For a Bit of the Ole In-Out - 6s
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Buy "Lady Laramie 100s" - 6h
 * Buy Throat Lozenge - 60m
 * Buy Bird Feed - 60m
 * Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart - 12h
 * Shop for Vegetarian Meal Options - 12h
 * Kwik-E-Mart 60mr Shift - 60m
 * Buy "Science Tomorrow" Magazine - 60m
 * Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart - 30m
 * Shop at Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Rob the Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Battle Apu's Octuplets - 60m
 * Moonlight As Security Guard - 4h
 * Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart - 60m
 * Use Coupons to Buy Spell Components - 8h

Sea Captain
 * Pick up Some Ointment - 4h

Beer Stein Wiggum Clockwork Bart Homer
 * Buy Beer for Bullies - 12h
 * Buy a Keg - 12h
 * Drink Milk Plus - 4h
 * Buy Beer & Food - 30m
 * Buy Party Poopers - 30m
 * Buy a Chocolate Fountain - 30m

Character Groups

Springfield Women
 * Buy Ghost Costumes - 60m
 * Sexify Their Outfits - 8h

Apu Homer
 * Hire Sketchy Transients - 3h
 * Interview Applicants - 4h
 * Order In Bulk From China - 8h
 * Trample Customers - 2h

Character Groups

Springfielders
 * Get Trampled - 2h

Muscular Marge
 * “Defend” Homer - 8h

Apu Bart Bumblebee Man Cletus Comic Book Guy Dr. Nick Dolph Fat Tony Grampa Greta Wolfcastle Herman Homer Kang Kearney Krusty Kumiko Lampwick Milhouse Moe Mrs. Muntz Ned Rev. Lovejoy Sanjay Selma Todd Tribal Chief Uter Wiggum
 * Set up a Gift Card Promotion - 8h
 * Celebrate Pancha Ganapati - 8h
 * Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter - 8h
 * Break Up the Party - 12h
 * Fume - 16h
 * Hold a Whacking Day Promotion - 24h
 * Prepare for Whacking Day - 24h
 * Work a 48hr Shift - 2d
 * Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart - 30m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Vandalize the Kwik-E-Mart - 12h
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Trip Out - 60m
 * Meet Otto Behind the Kwik-E-Mart - 8h
 * Vandalize the Kwik-E-Mart - 12h
 * Buy Hole-up Supplies - 45s
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Peruse Artisanal Treat Bags - 16h
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Get Squishee Brain-Freeze - 30m
 * Go on a Beer Run - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Shop for Holiday Donuts - 60m
 * Agonize over Which Style of Tuna to Buy - 12h
 * Buy Champagne - 12h
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Visit America’s Saddest Kwik-E-Mart - 2h
 * Buy a Golden Scratch-R - 60m
 * Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart - 30m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Meet Otto Behind the Kwik-E-Mart - 8h
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m
 * Negotiate an Employment Contract - 5h
 * Work a 16h Hour Shift - 16h
 * Buy "Lady Laramie 100s" - 6h
 * Shop at Kwik E Mart - 60m
 * Visit the Kwik E Mart - 60m
 * Hide in the Kwik-E-Mart - 8h
 * Buy Fireworks - 60m

Character Groups

Adult Springfielders
 * Shop for Loved Ones - 6h
 * Stampede Stores - 12h