Cookie Kwan

"This is one Cookie that won't crumble."

- 's Unlock Message

 is a character released on July 22, 2015, along with the Springfield Heights Expansion update. She is the main character for this expansion, like the Sea Captain and Krusty for the Squidport Expansion and the Krustyland Expansion. She is unlocked upon completion of the Red Blazer Realty.

About
 is a Real Estate Agent, famed for being "#1 on the West Side." While outwardly friendly, she is ferociously territorial and will not hesitate to use intimidation on anyone she feels might be encroaching on her turf. For example, Gil is very frightened of her and despite being desperate to make any sale or follow any lead, he stays very far from Cookie's coveted West Side and is too terrified to even talk about the area lest he incur her wrath. She also had a scandal with Mayor Quimby and a had a illegitimate child.

Trivia

 * From Season 14, Episode 4 “Large Marge” (as in the game).
 * She used to be the only character, including costumes, who didn't have a "job done" animation. This was corrected with the takedown of the Winter 2015 Event.
 * She cannot be stored in the inventory.