User blog:Epicdaman/A Player's Story Ep. 1: The Ice God

I started playing Tapped Out a while ago. My player storys start now (as of the Christmas 2012 Event).

Epicdaman: Yes! My daily Spin Token from the Egg Nog Bar!

Homer: Ooh! C'mon! Donuts donuts donuts!

Epicdaman: *spins the wheel

Epicdaman: Christmas Cletus Farm! Ugh!!

Epicdaman: Oh wait it is still spinning...

Holiday Wheel: *stops spinning

Holiday Wheel: *pointing at Ice God

Epicdaman: Yes!!! I finally got SOMETHING better than façades and snowmen!!!

Chief Wiggum: And it comes with a 2.25% payout increase!

Epicdaman: Yeah, and I'm going to place it and buy the Itchy & Scratchy Store!

Homer: D'oh! Does that thing even offer donuts?

Epicdaman: No, but now it can offer silver gift cards. If you need me, I'll be climbing the Christmas Totem Pole.

Bart: And I will be climbing this Ice Dope.

Ice God: *mouth melts into frown

Kang: I'll just chill out in my glass dome!