George Washington

"What do you mean I need a card to grow my hemp?"

- 's unlock message

 is a limited-time premium character that was released on July 2, 2014, as part of the July 4th 2014 Event. He is unlocked upon placement of the Ye Olde Cherry Tree, and is the second real life president to be added to the game. He returned for all subsequent 4th July events.

He returned on February 27, 2019 during the State of Despair 2019 Event as a possible prize in the Ballot Box Mystery Box.

About
 was the first President of the United States and the enemy of Hans Sprungfeld, a.k.a. Jebediah Springfield. They shared a brief, but intense fist fight where Jebediah almost killed him and ruined a part of a portrait being done of him. George Washington was forced to use his fake teeth to pinch Jebediah but stopped fighting after intervention from Betsy Ross, who was making a U.S.A. flag.

Trivia

 * From Season 2, Episode 1 “Bart Gets an "F"”.
 * is voiced since the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015.
 * Is one of the 15 characters based on real-life people, along with Mozart, Matt Groening, Stephen Hawking, Blackbeard, Weird Al Yankovic, Jack the Ripper, Geoffrey Chaucer, Oscar Wilde, J. Edgar Hoover, and the rest of presidents.